Monday, 31 March 2014

Women Jokes for Whatsapp 146

Kuch bikhre sapno se aankh me nami hai Ek chhota sa aasma aur umeedo ki zamin hai Yu to sab kuch hai zindagi me Bass jise chahte hai ussi ki kami hai.



Unki ek ada bechain kar jaati hai Har cheez me unki tasvir nazar aati hai Aisa haal kiya unhone pyar me humara Ki neend aati hai, to aankhe bura maan jaati hai.



Har Jagah tera chehra nazar ata hai Ankho me teri pyar gahera nazar ata hai Tujhse baat karne ko bada jee chahta hai Par kya karu tere pas bada pehra nazar ata hai.



Tera AANA Muje Satana, Sapno Me NEENDE Udana, Palko Ko CHOOM Kar Baaho Me Lena, Muskurau Mai To DIL Tham Lena, Shayad Isi Ko PYAR Kehta Hai Zamaana.



Shaan Se Hum Tere DILME Rahenge, Teri Mohabbat Pe JAAN Nisar Karenge, Dekh Ke JALEGI Hume Dunia Sari, Is Kadar BE-PANAH Tujhe Pyar Karenge.



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Likhne se Pehle salam karte hai Dard-e-dil se paigam karte hai Ye mat samajhna ki hum bhul gaye hai tumhe Yaad to tumhe hum subha-sham karte hai.



Dil Ke DARYA Me Utar K Dekho Mohhabat MUJSE Krke Dekho Pyar KYA Hota H Zara Meri BAHO Me Bikhar K Dekho Dunia Lagegi JANNAT Isko Meri NAZAR Se Dekho.



Dil Ko Milti Rahat Tumse He. Dil Ki Hasin Duniya Tumse He. Is Dil Ko Kabhi Dukhana Na. Kyoki Is Dil Ka Pahla Aur Aakhri Pyar Tumse Hi Hai.



Iss dil me aa saka na koi, Iss dil ko chura saka na ab tak koi. Kasur isme kisi ka nahi. Apki tarah is dil me jagah bana saka na ab tak koi.



Tune Chaha Nhi Wrna Sawar Gya Hota Gul Apne Pyar Ka v Khil Gaya Hota Agr Do Kadam B Badha Deti Meri Tarf Teri Ksam Mai Had Se Guzr Gya Hota..



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DARD ME KOI MAUSAM PYARA NAHIN HOTA, DIL HO PYASA TO PANI SE GUJARA NAHIN HOTA, DEKHE ZARA KOI BEBSI HAMARI, HUM UNKE HO GAYE JO HAMARA NAHIN HOTA.



kyun rakhu main ab apni kalam mein syahi, jab koi armaan dil mein machalta hi nahi, na jane kyun sabhi shak karte hain mujh par, jab koi sukha phool meri kitab main milta hi nahi



MaN Wo Dil NaHi Rahe Wo Jazbe NaHi Rahe Apne Bhi Is Daur Me Apne NHi Rahe Halaat-E-Zindagi Par Gaur Kiya To Jana Rishte ZUBAN Ke Rahe DIL Ke Nai Rhe.



Tumhari pyar bhari Aankho ko darpan banayenge Tumhari har Aahat ko dil ki dhadkan banayenge Tum se is kadar pyar karte hai hum Ki ek din tumko apni dulhan Banayenge.



Har karz pyar ka ada kaun karega Agar hum hi nahi rahenge to pyar kaun karega Ya Khuda meri Mohabbat ko salamat rakhna Warna mere jine ki dua kaun karega.



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Bahut udas hai koi tere Jane se Ho sake to laut AA kisi bahane se Tu lakh khafa sahi magar ek baar to dekh Koi toot gaya hai TERE rooth Jane se



Taqdir Ke Khel Se Niras Nhi Hote Zindagi Me Kvi Udaash Nhi Hote Hathon Ki Lakir Pe YakinMat Kro Taqdir Unki v H Jinke Haath nhi h



Har shaam ke jaati hai ek kahani, har subah le aati hai ek kahani, raaste to badalte hai har din magar, manzil reh jaati hai wahi purani.



BarBar ZINDAGI Ko Azmaya he Hamne, Har PAL Har LAMHA Sirf GUM Paya he Humne, DIL Ke TUKDE Usine Kiye he Hamare, DIL Ki GEHRAIYO Me Jise Basaya he Humne.



BarBar ZINDAGI Ko Azmaya he Hamne, Har PAL Har LAMHA Sirf GUM Paya he Humne, DIL Ke TUKDE Usine Kiye he Hamare, DIL Ki GEHRAIYO Me Jise Basaya he Humne.



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Maut K Baad Yaad Aa Raha He Koi, Mitti Meri Kabar Se Utha Raha He Koi, He Khuda Pal Do Pal Ki Zindagi Aur Dede, Meri Kabar Se Udas Ja Raha He Koi…!!



Sab RisTe Tut k chuR Ho Gye Wo DhIre-DhIre Hmse DooR Ho Gye HmaRi khaMosi HmaRe LiYe GuNaH BaN GaI Or wo GuNaH krke BhI BekasuR Ho Gye.



Tut jaye khwab to judne ki aas kya rakhna Palko k bhigne ka hisaab kya rakhna Bs isliye muskuradete h hum K apni udasi se kisi ko udaas kya rakhna…



Koi pakar to koi khokar juda hota hai. Koi hanskar to koi rokar juda hota hai. Magar juda hone ka dard tab hota hai. Jab koi kisi ka hokar juda hota hai…!!



ek Dard Mujhe jine Nahi Deta, Dil Sabar Kar jata Hai Mujhe Rone Nahi Deta, Main Uska Hun Ye Raaz To Wo Jaan Gaye, Par Wo Kiske Hain Ye Sawal Mujhe Sone Nhi Deta.



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‘Tadapte Hai Din Raat Par Jatate Nahi, Hale Dil Koi Puchhe Hum Batate Nahi, Apko Sunke Janab Hogi Hairat Badi, Hum Unhe Pyar Karte Hain, Jo Hume Chahte Nahi..



Gujarish Humari Wo Maan Na Sake, Mazburi Humari Wo Jaan Na Sake! Kehte Hai Marne Ke Baad Bhi Yaad Rakhege, Jeete Ji Jo Hume Pehchan Na Sake…



PARWAH KARNE WALE AKSAR RULA JATE HAI. APNA KEH KAR PARAYA KAR JATE HAI, WAFA JITNI V KARO KOI FARK NEHI PADTA- MUJHE MAT CHORNA KEH KAR KHUD CHOR JATE HAI.



Mere bina wo b yu tanha ho jaye, jese manzil k bina zindagi bewajah ho jaye, khuda b kare usse mazak esa k mere marne k baad mohabbat use mujhse bepanah ho jaye…



Kyun log mohabbat karke wafa nahi karte, sajde me rehte hai or ibadat nahi karte, sauk to hai unhe sajne savarne ka, fir kyun wo aaino ko hifazat nahi karte…



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Sukun mil gya dil ko badnaam hoker Hr ilzaam pr bejubaan hoker Log padh lenge teri aankho me mahobbat meri Tu lakh inkaar kr anjaan hoker…



Ab to kuch apni tabiyat hi juda lagti hai, Saans leta hu to zakhamo ko hava lagti hai, kabhi hum se razi to kabhi hum se khafa lagti hai, Aye meri zindagi tuhi bata tu meri kya lagti hai.



Unki galiyon se jab guzre toh manzar ajeeb tha, Dard tha magar woh dil ke kareeb tha, Jise hum dhoondhte the apni hathoon ki lakeeroon mein.Woh kisi doosre ki kismat, kisi aur ka naseeb tha.



Dil ne jo chaha kabhi na paya, Juthi muskan me hamne har gam ko chhupaya, Har insan takdir ko Aazmata he, Ek ham he jise har baar takdir ne Aazmaya



‘Kal raat meri ankh se 1 ansu nikal aya, Maine us se pucha tu bahar Q aya To usne bataya koi teri ankho mai itna hai smaya K mai chah kr b apni jga na bna paya.



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Thame huye pani me bhi ab jaane se dar lagta hai Khule aasmaan me bhi jaane se dar lagta hai Kabhi sunate the yaron ko ham bhi kisse mohabbat ke Ab to Ishq ke dhai akshar gungunane se dar lagta hai



Pyase hotho ko aansu pila diya Mohabbat ka ek krzz tha usko chuka diya Maine kaha tha dil me roshni krne ko Esi bahane hi usne mera dil jala diya..



Shayar voh nahi jo kalam utha liya karte hai, Shayar voh bhi nahi jo tareefo pe jiya karte hai. Shayar toh voh sakhas hote hai, Jo dard ko bhi tadpa diya karte hai



Dard Kya Hota H Bataenge Kisi Din . KamaaL Ki 1GazaL Sunaenge Kisi Din . Udne Do iN Parindo Ko Azad Fizao Me . Hmare Hue To Lout Aenge Kisi Din



Mana Hum HaLaat Se Majbur Rahte Hai Fir Bhi Aapke KhayaLo Me Chur Rahte Hai Ankho Me Rahti Hai Tasveer Aapki, Kya Huwa Jo Hum Apse Door Rahte Hai



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Meri Tanhai Ka Mujhe Koi Gila Nahi, . Kya Hui Khata Mujhse Mujhe Pata Nahi, . Phir Bhi Dua Karte Hai Aapke Vaste, . Aapko Wo Sab Mile Jo Mujhe Mila Nahi…



Sapne ki taraha tujhe saja k rakhu. Chandni raat ki nazaro se chupa k rkhu. meri taqdir mere sath nahi warna. apne samne tumhe “AAINA” bana k rakhu



Kabhi Hum Toote Kabhi Khwab Toote, . Na Jane Kitne Tukdon Me Armaan Toote, . Har Tukda Aina Hai Zindagi Ka, . Har Aaine Ke Saath Lakhon Jazbaat Toote…



Kisi ke wado par zindagi tabah kar baithe, Deewangi me kaisa gunah kar baithe, Ek chand ki aarzoo ke liye, Sare taro ki mohabbat ko fanah kar baithe,



Har Mehfil Har Dil Bhi Royega, : Jaha Dubegi Meri Kashti Wo Shahil Bhi Royega, : Itna Pyar Bikher Denge Zamane Me Hum, : Ki Katl Kar Ke Mera Katil Bhi Royega…



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Majboor Mohabbat Jata Na Sake, . Zakhm Khate Rahe Kisi Ko Bata Na Sake, . Chahaton Ki Had Tak Chaha Use, . Bas Apna Dil Nikalkar Use Dikha Na Sake..



Har Naye Mod Par Sham Ho Jati Hai, . Zindagi Pyar Me Badnam Ho Jati Hai, . Kaise Dekhu Mein Kal Ke Sapne, . Meri To Har Khusi Poori Hone Se Pehle Nilam Ho Jati Hai..



Mana Ki Aaj Hum Akele ReH Gaye, Judai Ke Aasu AkHo Se BeH Gaye, Rote Hue Ko Kon CHup Karayega, Jo CHup Karate THe Wahi Rone Ko KeH Gye.



Deta Ha Ye Dard Kyu Bas Hum Hi Ko, . Kya Samjhenge Wo In Aankhon Ki Nami Ko, . Lakhon Deewane Ho Jis Chand Ke, . Woh Kya Mehsoos Karega Ek Taare Ki Kami Ko…..



Meri Khamoshi Thi Ja Sab Seh Gayi, . Uski Yadein Hi Ab Dil Me Reh Gayi, . Shayad Unki Bhi Aadat Thi Dil Todna, . Jo Aaj Meri Kahani Adhoori Reh Gayi..



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Jis ghari teriyadon ka sama hota ha, Phir humein aram kahan hota hay, Hosla mujh mein nahi tujhko bula deny ka, Kaam sadiyon ka hai, lamhon main kahan hota hai



Gujarish Humari Wo Maan Na Sake, Mazburi Humari Wo Jaan Na Sake! Kehte Hai Marne Ke Baad Bhi Yaad Rakhege, Jeete Ji Jo Hume Pehchan Na Sake



Ae DiL Kahi Le ChaLTera Bada Karam Hoga, Na Ham Honge N koi Gum Hoga. Wo Kahte Tum Bahut RuLate ho, Ham Na hoge To unka Thoda Dard Kam Hoga.



Kitna dur nikal gaya rishta nibhate nibhate, Khud ko kho diya apno ko pate pate, Log kahte hai dard hai mere dil me, Aur mai thak gaya muskurate muskurate.



Wo Mere Aashiyane-Se Udd Gaya He Lagta Hai kisi DuSri Zindgi-Se Jud Gaya He Na Koi Khabar Na Pata Lagta He Wo B Bewafao Me Shamil Ho Gaya He



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Dard Abi Chupa hi Ta k Tum Yad A Gye Dil Abi Dhdka Hi Ta K Tum Yad A Gye Shyad Nhi Ti MauT Hmre Nasib Me Bus Dum NikLa Hi Ta k tum Yad A gye



Aisi bewafaai ki ussne, Mohabbat bhi badnaam ho gayi?. Apni mohabbat ki itni kimat vasool ki usne, Ke hamari arthi bhi nilaam ho gayi



Dil Yu Na Kabhi Udas Hota Jo Koi Apna Humare Paas Hota Yu To Humne Sath Diya Aksar Apno Ka Par Kash Kisiko Hamari Tanhaiyo Ka Ehsas Hota.



Bahut Roya Tha Me Jab Mera Janam Hua Aur Hans Rahi Thi Ye Dunia.. Badla Lunga 1 Din Hasta Hua Chala Jaunga, Aur Royegi Ye Dunia!



Rutha jo pyar hum se Dubara nhi mila, Kya bewafa tha shakhs Dubara nhi mila, Ik bar aa gya tha sailab aankh mein, Darya ko us k bad kinara nhi mila, Mujh ko bhi raas ata nhi Dusra koi, Usko bhi mere jesa sahara nhi mila, Barson se phir rha tha jis ki talaash mein, Wo mil gya to us se sitara nhi mila.



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Mohabbat Ke Dard Se Ab Darr Lagta Hai, Jo Har Waqt Nazar Aaye Chehra Tumhara Sa Lagta Hai, Kisi Ki Yaad Mein Itna Tadap Kar Dekh Liya Humne Bhi, Ab Na Kisi Ke Dil Mein Dobara Hume Ghar Lagta Hai…



mohabbat ka ajeeb karobaar hum ne kiya… woh bewafa hi sahee magar piyar hum ne kiya… woh chorr jaaye to mut kaho bura uss ko… kasoor uss ka nahee, aitebaar hum ne kiya…



Hase Hm Ye Kismt Ko Gwara N Tha, Kbi Hmare Lye Chmke Esa Koi Tara N Tha, Hr Wqt Hm KuchNKuch Khote Rhe Qki Hm Wo Pana ChahteThe Jo Hmara N Tha.



Nazar se dur hai dil se dur mat karna. Hum jaise hai waise hi kabul karna. Hum me lakh buraiya sahi. Inhi buraiyo ke bahane hame yaad zarur karna…



Meri Kabar Par” Rone Mat Aana Mujhse Pyar Hai” Ye Kehne Mat Aana Me Dunia Me Hu” Tab Tak Satao Mujhko Jab Me So JauTo” Jagane Mat Aana.



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Kabhi Ro Ke Muskuraye,Kabhi Muskura Ke Roye, Jab Bhi Teri Yaad Aayi Tujhe Bhula Ke Roye, Ek Tera Hi To Naam Tha Jise Hazar Bar Likha, Jitna Likh Ke Khush Hue Us Se Jayada Mita Ke Roye!!!



Teri DuniyaMe Mujhe1 PaL De-De Meri Berukhi Zindagi Ko Guzra Huwa KaL De-De Wo WaQtJo GuzraTha Saath Tere AbUnhe BhuL Pau Aisa Koi HaL De-De



Utra tha chand aangan me humare, magar sitaro ko gawara na hua, kar to lete sitaro se dusmani, par kya kre chand hi humara ni hua.



Jamin chhupane k lie gagan hota hai Dil chhupane k lie badan hota hai Sayad marne ke bad bhi chhupae jate hain gam Islie har lash par kafan hota hai



Aansu Na hote to ankhe itni khubsurat Na hoti… Dard Na hota to khushi ki kimat Na hoti… Puri karta khuda sab muradein to ibadat ki kabhi zarurat Nahi hoti



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Reet Hai Jane Kaisi Ye Zamane Ki… Jo Saza Milti Hai Yahan Dil Lagane Ki… Na Basana Kisi Ko Dil Me Itna… K Fir Dua Mangni Pade Use Bhulane Ki…



Tujhe bhoolna bhi chahoon to bhulaoon kaise.. Teri yaad se apna daaman chhudaoon kaise.. Meri har khushi, har muskaan mohtaaz hai teri.. Tujhko iska ehsaas dilaoon kaise.. Badal ke meri Zindagaani, tu mujhse juda jaye.. Tujhe kho dene ki kasak dil se mitaoon kaise..!!



Aaj teri yaaad ko seene se laga ke roye, khayalo me tujhe pas bulake roye, haazar baar pukara tujhko tanhai me, har bar tujhe paas na pakar roye.



Apne pyar ko chupana chaha par chupa na sake, diwane dil pe kabu hum pa na sake, aaj itne karib se gujar gaye wo, phir bhi unka hath hum tham na sake.



Dard se hath na milate to or kya karte, Gam ke aansoo na bahate to or kya karte. Usne maangi thi humse roshni ki dua, Hum khud ko na jalate to or kya karte.



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Zindagi Ka Pinjra Kisi Din Toot Jaayega Phir Musafir Kisi Rah Main Choot Jaayega, Abhi Sath Hai To Baat Kar Lia Karo Kya Pata Kab Zindagi Ka Sath Choot Jaayega!



Kisi Din Teri Nazro Se Dur Ho Jayenge Hum, Dur Fizaon Me Kahi Kho Jayenge Hum, Meri Yaadon Se Lipat Ke Rone Aaoge Tum Jab Zameen Ko Odh Ke So Jayenge Hum!!!



Ankhon Me Raha Dil Me Utar Kar Nahi Dekh, Ki Kasti Ki Musafir Ne Abhi Samandar Nahi Dekha. Patthar Mujhe Kahata Mera Chahne Wala. Mai Mom Hoon Usne Mujhe Chhoker Nahi Dekha!



Ansun Nikal Aae Hain Rone Se Pahale Har Khwab Toot Jaatein Hain Sone Se Pahele, Ishq Hain Gunaah Ye To Samaz Main Aagaya Kaash Koi Rok Letha Ye Hone Se Pahele!



Dur reh kar bhi teri fariyad karte hain Apni tanhayi se teri baat karte hain Tu bhul ja ya khauf-e-badnami se ho juda Har ghadi har pal tujhi ko yaad karte hain



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yahan kaun kis ko dil me jagah deta hai, Ped bhi sukhe hue patton ko gira deta hai, Waqif hai hum bhi khoob duniya ke riwaajon se, JAAN nikal jaaye to apna hi koi dafna deta hai.



Darguzar uski har khata kr di humne Uske haq me aaj phir dua kr di humne 1 lamha Bhi na Lga khone me usko Jisko pane me har inteha kr di humne.



Aj Hum Maut Ki Dua Kr K Roye He Dobara Aj Khuda Se Gila Kr K Roye He Q Na Likh Saka Tu UsKo Taqdeer Me Meri Ye Ek Khayal Soch K Fir Hm Roye He.



Jo Pahle Hasate The Har Waqt Humko, Wo Humse Nigahen Churane Lage Hai, Na Jane Khata Kya Hui Humse Aisi, Wo He Ab Mera Dil Dukhane Lage Hai.



Har pal kisi ke aane ki ummeed toh rehti thi, Ae Khuda mujhe phir se wahi tanhai de, Na de chahe koi khushi bas itna karam kar, Mera gum mere chehre pe na dikhayi de.



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Itni jaldi daman chhod diya Itni Jaldi vaada tod diya Abhi to zindgi ki saanse thi baki aur aapne abhi se yaad karna chhod diya.



Pass aakar sabhi door chale jate hain Akele the hum akele hi reh jate hain Is dil ka dard dikhayein kise Marham lagane wale hi zakhm de jate hain.



bahut chaha magar unhe bhula na sake khayalo me kisi aur ko la na sake unko dekh ke ansu to ponchh liye par kisi aur ko dekh ke muskura na sake.



Apni kismat ke aage bebas hai Insaan bebas hai khuwab haqeeqat ke aage Koi ruki hui Dhadkan se puche kitna tadapta hai Dil Mohabbat ke aage.



Humne socha unke pyar me tadapna chhod denge Unke liye tarasna chhod denge Dil ko bola tu bhul ja unhe Kambakht Dil bola-Hum Dhadakna.



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Itna kuch khokar bhi hume pana na aaya, Pyar itna kiya par jatana na aaya, Woh to aa gaye is dil me, Kasoor hmara hi tha jo hame unke dil se samaana na aaya.



Pathr Jesa Kisika Dil Na Ho Bikhre Hue Sapne Kisike Taqdir Me Na Ho Koi Kisi Ko Chahe To Wo Usika Ho Wrna Umar bhar Ka Intzar Kisike Nsib Me Na Ho.



Wo Mujhse Bichad Kar Khush He To Use Khush Rehne Do . Ae_Dost . Mujhse Mil Kar Uska Udaas Hona Mujhe Acha Nhi Lagta.



JAB TERI YAAD SE GAAFIL HO JAEGE DEKH LENA JAMEEN ODH KE SO JAEGE KUCH B HO MAINE CHAHA H TUJKO DIL SE TUJ SE BHICHDE TO HUM SEHRA ME KHO JAEGE.



Na jane kya hua ki wo majboor ho gaye, khwab mere sare chur-2 ho gaye, Na waqt se gila h na kismat se shikayat, Bas fasle bane aur hum door ho gaye..



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Ae Khuda Ab To Humari Zindgi Mein Ujale Kar De Hausla Dekar Hume Samundar Ke Hawale Kar De Hum To Wo Moti Hain Jo Bikhre Huye Rehte Hain Bas Ab Itni Si Arzoo Hai Rab Ke Hawale Kar De.



Dil Mein Unki Yaado Ki Ek Jhalak Si Rehti Hai In Hawao Mein Harpal Unki Mehak Si Rehti Hai Dil Ko Intzar Hai Humesha Bas Unke Aane Ka Hume Unse Milne Ki Ab Ek Kasak Si Rehti Hai.



Tumhare Gum Bhi Hum Apne Sine Mein Chhupa Lenge Tumhare Aansu Bhi Hum Apni Aankho Se Baha Lenge Bas Ek Baar Tum Humpe Aitbaar Karke Dekh Lo Sanam Khuda Ki Kasam Tumhe Apne Sine Mein Basa Lenge.



Log Kehte Hain Har Rishta Nibhana Mushkil Hai Dil Mein Jo Bas Jaye Use Bhul Pana Mushkil Hai Hum Kehte Hain Pyar To Sirf Ek Ehsaas Hota Hai Par Us Ehsas Ke Saath Zindagi Gujarna Mushkil Hai.



Mera Har Lamha Tumhare Hi Naam Hoga Ab Ye Jeevan Bhi Tumpe Hi Qurban Hoga Tere Har Gum Ko Sine Mein Chhupa Lunga Aakhiri Waqt Mein Labo Par Tera Hi Naam Hoga.



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Nikalta chand sabko pasand hota hai Doobta suraj kaun dekhta hai Toot-ta hua taara sabki dua isliye poori karta hai Kyuki use tootne ka dard maaloom hota hai.



Zamane se nahi,tanhayi se darte hai pyaar se nahi rusvai se darte hai milne ki ummeed bahut hoti hai dil me lekin milne ke baad ki judai se darte hai.



Aisa bhi kya kasoor humne kar diya ke aapne iss tarha gair hume kar diya maaf karna humari galtiyo ko jinki wajah se aapne hume yaad karna hi chhod diya.



Afsos hota hai us wakt jab koi apni pasand chura leta hai, hum khwabo me dekha karte hai use, aur haqiqat koi aur bana leta hai.



Meri Khamoshiyo Mein Bhi Fasana Dhundh Leti Hai Badi Shatir Hai Dunia Bas Bahana Dhundh Leti Hai Haqikat Jid Kiye Baithi Hai Chaknachur Karne Ko Magar Har Aankh Phir Sapna Suhana Dhundh Leti Hai.



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Aaj Aankho Ke Niche 1 Bund Payi, Puchha To Boli Yuhi Nikal Aayi, Humne Puchha Kyun Kuch To Karan Hoga, To Boli Aakhir Kab Tak Chhupa Pati Aapki Tanhai.



Sab Apne Hain Fir Bhi Ek Kami Si Rehti Hai Hontho Pe Hasi Aankho Mein Nami Si Rehti Hai Kaise Bhula De Un Chahat Ke Lamho Ko Hum Jiske Hontho Pe Hasi Sirf Hami Se Rehti Hai.



Itna Pyar Dekar Gayi Ho Har Ghadi Yaad Aayega Dil Se Dil Ka Rishta Ye Kaise Dil Se Mitaya Jayega Har Ghadi Hum Karte Hain Jiska Intezar Aane Ka Khuda Zarur Hume Unse Ek Na Ek Din Milayega.



Yaad Mein Tumhari Har Roz Tadpata Hai Koi Har Saans Ke Sath Tumhe Yaad Karta Hai Koi Yakin Hai Hume Tum Bhi Hume Yaad Karti Ho Yahan Tumhari Yaad Mein Pal Pal Marta Hai Koi.



Ish Do Pal ki Jindgi main Tanhai Quon Hai, Logon Ko Hamse Rushwai Kyon Hai, Dunia Main Insano Ki Kami To Nahi par Fir Bhi, Hamare Sath Hamari Parchhai Kyon Hai.



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Dil ne pyar seekha par na seekha izhar Dil ne aitbaar seekha par na seekha inkar Dil ne muskurana seekha aur kiya sab kuch svikar Dil ne har bar kuch seekha par na mila use uska pyaar.



Dil ka tootna toh ek bahana tha Rab ko toh apna badla chukana tha Toote ya toda jaye dil ko na hoga koi asar Hum yuhi chalte rahenge chahe kabhi ho na seher.



HASI NE LABO PE THIRAKANA CHHOD DIYA KHWABO NE NEENDO MEIN AANA CHHOD DIYA AB TOH NAHI AATI HICHKIYA AB TOH SHAYAD APNO NE BHI YAAD KARNA CHHOD DIYA.



Is Dil Se Aapko Bhula Nahi Skte Aisa Q H Ye Bta Nahi Skte Mushkil To Ye H Ki Aap Yakin Nahi karte Aur Afsos Hum Dil Cheer Ke Dikha Nahi Skte.



AYE SANAM TU YAAD NA AAYA KAR, meri palken mujhse gila karti hai, TU HUMHE KABHI NA MIL PAYENGI JAANTA HU, par Q meri sans milne ki dua karti hai.



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Har zakhm ko seene mein liye firte hai Har dard dil mein diye banke jalte hai Har alfaz mein gum ka andhera hai Aur raat ke baad bhi na yaha savera hai



Hum Unse Beintaha Mohbt Karte Rahe Aur Wo Hamare Pyar Ko Samaj Na Sake Hum To Chahat Ke Sagar Me Doobe Rahe Par Woh Hamare Pas Kabhi Aa Na Sake..



Rato ko jagkar b dekha hmne, tanhai me rokar b dekha hmne, dil hi dil me gut-2 k b dekha hmne, itna sb dekhne k bawjud kbhi mudkar b nhi dekha tumne?



Zindgi Ki SHAM Dhal Rahi H Intzar Me Kbi To Meri SADAO Ko Sun Paoge Tum Bekhudi Me Kar BETHE H Wada Maut Se Us Se To Pehle LAUT Aaoge Tum.



Aj Fir unki yad ayi barish ko dekh kr. Dilpe zor na rha apni bebsi ko dkh kr. Roye is qadar unki yad me. K barish b thm gayi meri barish dekhka.



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Hum hava nahi, jo kho jayenge.. Hum WaQt nahi, jo gujar jayenge.. Hum mosam nahi,jo badal jayenge.. Hum to ANSU hai jo gam aur khushi me apke sath rahenge…



Hum hava nahi, jo kho jayenge.. Hum WaQt nahi, jo gujar jayenge.. Hum mosam nahi,jo badal jayenge.. Hum to ANSU hai jo gam aur khushi me apke sath rahenge…



Meri mohhabat ka aisa fasana nikla, unko bhi mujh par hasne ka bhana nikla, jeete ji jis shaher main kadar na rahi koi, marne ke baad aashiq sara zmana nikla..



Mudat Se Koi Shakhs Rulane Nahi Aaya Jalti Hui Ankhon Ko Bujane Nahi Aaya Kahta Tha Ke Hm Sath Mare Sath Jiyenge Ab Rooth Gya Hu To Mnane Nhi Aya.



Hum dard jheelne se nahi darte Per us dard ke khatam hone ki koi aas to ho Dard chahe kitna bhi dardnaak ho Par dard dene wale ko uska ehsaas to ho.



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Raat Gehri Thi Darr Bhi Saktay They. Hum Jo Kehte Thy, Kar Bhi Saktay They. Tum Jo Bichray To Ye Nahi Socha.. Hum To They TANHA, Marr Bhi Saktay They.



Dard hasi main bhi hota hai koi ro kar samjhaye ye jaruri to nahi, . samajh lena chahiye lafjo ka takaja, . koi dil cheer ke dikhaye ye jaruri to nahi.



Aapki mehfil ka mausam suhana lage, Ek pal chura lu agar bura na lage, Aap shayad milkar hame bhul b jao, Par aapko bhulane me shayad Zamana lage.



Unko apne haal ka hisaab kya dete sawaal sare galat the hum jawab kya dete Wo to lafzo ki hifazat bhi na kar sake phir unke haath me zindagi ki puri kitaab kya dete.



Mat dikha mujhko apna pashemaan chehra, Jab k tu janta hai main pighal jaaunga, Chahe lakh tarpoon tere intzaar mein, Mat lout k aana main sambhal jaaunga…



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NAAKAM C KOSISH KIYA KARTE HE HUM HE KI UNSE PYAR KIYA KARTE HE KHUDA NE TAQDIR ME EK TUTA TARA NAI LIKHA AUR HUM HE KI CHAND KI UMEED KIYA KARTE HE.



Maut mangte he to zindagi khfa hojati h Zehr late he to wo b dwa ho jati h Tu hi bta ay mere dost kya karun. jisko b chahte he to wo bewafa ho jate he.



Beqadar Hogaye Hain Kuch DOST Hamare, Jo Hamari Zarurat Tak Mehsoos Nahi Karte, Kabhi Bohat Batien Kiya Karte The Hum se, Ab to yaad Tak Nahi Karte.



Tumhara nam likhnay ki ijazat chin gai jab se koi b lafz likhta hu to ankhe bheeg jati h Hazaron mausmon ki hukmarani hae meray dil par main jab b tanhha hon tou aankhain bheeg jati hai.



Kab Howi pyar ki Barsat Mujhe Yaad Nahi Khof mein doobi mulaqat Mujhe Yaad Nahi Mai to Madhosh tha kuch itna Uski Chahat Mein Us Ne Kab Chorr Diya Sath Mujhe Yaad Nahi.



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Haqiqat Na Pooch Mere Afsane Ki Tere Jate Hi Badal Gai Nazar Zamane Ki Log Pochte Hai Mai Khush Q Nahi Kya Kahu Aadat Thi Tere Sath Muskurane Ki..



Kisi K Liye Ab Ye Ankhe Num N Krenge Wo Chale B Jaye to Gum N Krenge Ho Gyi Khta Kisi Ko Jaan Se Zyda Chahne Ki Ab Ye Khta Dubara Hum N Karenge..



Aaj b usko dhundhne har raat nikalta hu Uska aaj b wahi pr intzar karta hu Pata he wo nahi aayegi Magar uske intzar me waqt se baat karta hu..



Ab To Ye Chandni Bhi Hamein Jalati Hai Bhari Mehfile Me Bhi Thanhayi Satati Hai Jab Se Tum Door Gaye Ho Humse Humari Aankhein Har Pal Dab-Dabati Hai



Yaaro main kabhi shayar na ban paata Ek alfaaz bhi apne dil se likh nahi paata Bas zindagi bhar pyar ke madhur geet gata Gar pyar mera aise mujhe beech majdhaar chodke na jaata.



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Zikar KArta HE Dil Subha Shaam Tera, Girte He ANSU Banta He Naam Tera, Kisi Or Ko Kyu Dekhe Ye AANKHE, Jab Dil Pe Likha HE Sirf Naam Tera..



Bhoolna jise chaahtein hain, Yaad use hi sabse zyada karte hain Chuda kar gaya tha jo daaman hamara, Use paane ki aas aaj bhi rakhtein hain..



Sookhey phool ko todne wala koi nahi Tootay dil ko jodne wala koi nahi kitni MOHABBAT hai unse kaash wo jaan ley Afsos yehi baat usko bataane wala koi nahi.



Is diL mein Dard, na jane kitna hai Us bewafa se mujhe pyar, na jane kitna hai Mar chuke hain, khuli reh gayi ankhen Humari in ankhon ko, intzaar na jane Kiska hai.



Aah Ban Ke Sanson Se Nikal Ayega Or Rokega To Ankhon Se Nikal Ayega Bhool Jana Muje Itna Asaan Bhi Na Hoga Baaton-2 Me Hi Baaton Se Nikal Ayega..



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WO TERI YAD KO SEENE SE LAGA KER ROE APNE KHWABO ME TUJHE PAS BULA KR ROE HAZARON BAR PUKARA TUJHE TNHAI ME AUR HAR BAR TUJHE PAS NA PAKR ROE.



Sikayat rahti hai unko ki hume mohbt karni nahi aati. kuch sikayat is dilko b he unse, magar kya kare humko unse sikayat karni nahi aati.



Meri B Ek Majburi Hai, Ki Tere Bina Meri Zindgi Adhuri Hai, Wo Sham-e-Mehfil Puri He Jisme Tera Saya Hai, Wo Khush Naseeb Hai Tune Jise Apnaya He.



Kisi ko mil jaye wafa naseebon ki baat hai Koi rota rahe tanha naseebon ki baat hai kisi ko chahna khud se badh kar Na ban sake woh apna naseebon ki baat hai



Kisi Ki Umid M Tum Ase Khoye The Palko Se Pta Chla Tum Rat Bhr Roye The Dhimi Si Aaht Se Tere Karib Ana Chaha Jane Q Asa Lga Tum Hme Yad Krte-2 Soye The.



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Unko Apne Haal Ka Hisaab Kya Dete Sawaal Saare Galat The Hum Jawaab Kya Dete Wo To Teen Lafzon Ki Hifazat Bhi Na Kar Sake Fir Unke Hath Me Zindagi Ki Puri Kitaab Kya Dete.



Zindagi me kuchh nahi dikhta tujhe chhodne ke baad Dali fool ko gale fir nahi lagati kisike todne ke baad Chha gaya sunapan aashiyano me Tera yun mujhse muh modne ke baad.



Taqdeer ne thaani hai, Mujhe gum dene ki Un gumon ko main dhoke rahunga Yeh vaada raha har deewar ko phaand kar Main tera hoke hi rahunga.



Sapno ko haqiqat banakar jeene lage the isliye shayad hum peene lage the sapno ke wo mahal pal bhar mein Barbaad ho gaye Jin sapno ko sajaane mein mahinee lage the.



Dil jalta hai jab wo gair ki baahaon se lipat jati hai dil hai mera saath kaise chhod dun haath rakhta hu ungliyan jal jati hain.



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KaL Rat Wo Mile Khwab Me Humne Pucha Q Thukraya Apne Jb Dekha to Unki Akho Me B Ansu the Fir Kase Puchte Q Rulaya Apne.



EHASAN KIYA USNE MUJE PYAR SIKHA KAR, HOTI HAI CHAHT KYA YE MUJE BATA KAR, QURBANI HI HAI PYAR KA ASLI MAKSAD CHHOD DIYA SATH MERA BAS ITNA BATA KER.



Wo Dete Hai Kyu Dard Bas Hami Ko, Kya Samjenge Wo In Aankho Ki Nami Ko, Lakho Deewane Ho Jish CHAAND Ke Wo Kya Mehsus Karega Ek Taare Ki Kami Ko.



Aaj pyaar me baithi har baat alag hogi.. Uski yaad me rone ki baat alag hogi… Dil janta hai mera vo mujhse pyar nahi karti… Par uski yaad me marne ki baat alag hogi..



Iss zindagi ki raaho me lakho milenge or juda ho jaaenge Shayad fir kisi raah me vo aapko kabhi nazar naa aayenge Par ham to vo rahi hain jo un sari khudai se juda hain kyonki Ham to apni aakhiri sans tak apna kiya har vaada nibhenge.



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Teri yad b 1 beeta hua kl he Jise bhula n paun aisa wo pl he Kabi mere dilki gehraiyo se guzar kr to dekho Mere wajood se juda tera hr pl he.



Dard Ki Aag Mein Jalta Hai Koi-Koi, Aansoon Ke Bhanwar Mein Doobta Hai Koi-Koi, Is Bedard Mohabat Mein Aansoo Hai Aur Kuch Nahi, Yahi Soch Ke Pyar Krta Hai Koi-Koi..



Aziz Na Ho Ae Dil Kisi Ke Yun Itna Ke Praya Khud Ko Khud Se Hi Kar Deta Hai Ishq Aisa Nasoor Hai Jo Bas Ke Dil Mein Umar Bhar Tan Mein Zehar Bhar Deta Hai.



Jahan Koi Kisi Se Juda Na Ho Mujhe Us Raah Ki Talash Hai… Mujhe Dekh Kr Jo ek Nazar Mera Saare Dard Samajh Sake… Mujhe us Nigaah ki talaash h..



Kash Ush Jate Hue WAQT ko Hum Rok Sakte Apke Sath Gujra Har LAMHA Jod Skte N Jane Kitni Yade Jo APNE Di Hume Kash Zindgi Ko Hum PICHE Mod Sakte..



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Aaj mai hun aur meri tanhaayi Jaane kab se hai saath mere Pata hai usse saare raaz mere Yun to guzarte the subha-o-shaam mere rehguzar me uski Tohfe de kar maine phoolo ke, paayi hai ye saugaat usski.



Uski Chahat Se Ikrar Na Karte Uski Kasmo Ka Aitbar Na Karte Agar Pata Hota Hum Sirf Mazak Hain Unke Liye Kasam Se, Jaan De Dete, Par Pyar Na Karte.



Humne sitaro se likha tha paigaam, Jaan tujhse milta hai rooh ka araam, Usne badle me kaha kuch aisa doston Hum bhul gaye lena Khuda ka bhi naam.



Rone Se Palko Par Ashk Reh Jayega, Na Suljhi Ye Baat To Shak Reh Jayega, Agar Aap Bas Gye Kisi Or Ke Dil Me, To Batao Aap Par Hamara Kya Haq Reh Jayega,.



Pal Bhar Mein Hansa, Pal Bhar Mein Rula Dete Hain. Wo Naam Mera Likh-Likh Ke Mita Dete Hain Wo Apne Hokar Bhi Pesh Aate Hain Ajanabi Ki Tarah Jaane Kis Baat Ki Mujhko Saza Dete Hain Wo.



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Apki yad ati h to kbi ankhe bheeg jati h, To kbi raate beet jati h, Koshish to bahut ki par yade to yade h, Kbi hum har jate h,Kbi yade jeet jati he.



Zindagi mein bahut baar waqt aisa aayega, jab tumko chane wala hi tumko rulayegaa, Magar vishwas rakhna us par, Akele mein wo tumse kahin jayada aansu bahayega..



Chun Lo Kaliyan Aur Ghul Ghulshan Ke Saare Bas Kaante Rahane Do Mere Aangan Ke Liye. Sab Chaand Sitaare Ho Jaayen Tumhare Daag Hi Qaafi Hain Mere Daaman Ke Liye.



Roshani kar na sake dil bhee jalaaya humne Ay khuda chun ke mukaddar apana paya humne Tapate dil ko kisi aur bhee mil paayee na raahat Saawan aankhon se bhee ek umr bahaaya humne.



Daure Hasti Se Gujar Kyu Nahi Jate Jina Nahi Aata To Mar Kyu Nahi Jate Us Paar Jana Hai Tufan Bhi Milega Itna Darte Ho To Kasti Se Utar Kyu Nahi Jate.



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Tanhai K Daman Me Khusi Ki Bahar Ho Sayad Uski Akho Me B Tumhara Intzar Ho Jisko Pyar Karna Usko Bata Dena Shayad Usko B Tumse Pyar Ho.



Barish Mai Yado Ke Khamoshe Barsy Nano Mai Jo Dukh Hai Ashko Ko Tarse Lafz Bhe Baibs Dil Bhe Khamosh Hai Ankhe Koi Bat Karne Ko Tarse.



AAPKE BIN HUM BEJAN SE LAGTE HE baharo ke bich B sunsan se lagte he KYA BATAYE HUM APNI BEBASI KA AALAM apne hi ghar pe mehman se lagte he.



Waqt Beraham Ho To Apne Bhi Nahi Milte Sukhe Pedon Ko Parinde Bhi Nahi Milte Zindagi Tune Mujhe Kanha Lake Chhod Diya Jahan Sunne Ko Ab Wo Latife Bhi Nahi Milte.



Dil Tadap jata h Ankh Baras jati he Jab Raat gaye yaad Tere Aati he Soch k Tujhe har zakhm hra hota he Hiichkiya Leke meri Raat Guzar jati he.



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Sham uads hai saubah udas hai, kafan nmey lipti hui merei laash thi, ae mere chahnewalo muje wahi jalana, jaha meri aur unki pahli mulakar thi…



Rooh ke bina jism abaad na raha. Uske bina kuch yaad na raha. Hum do jism ek jaan the kabhi.. Aaj ushi ke liye koi fariyaad na raha.



AAJ DUR SE KOI SALAM KAR GAYA APNI YADO KA GULAM KAR GAYA APNI ZINDAGI GIRVI RAKH DI THI JISKO AAJ WO HI HUM KO NILAAM KAR GAYA.



Pyar ko khuda kehte hain Hum karen to gunah kehte hain Vo kehte hain ki pathar dil roya nahi karte Fir koi bataye zara kyun jharne se aansu gira karte hain.



Kbhi to Samajh Humare Jajbat Ko Kabhi To Badal Humare Halat Ko . Yaden hi he jo roj Aati H . Kabhi tu b to taras Humari Mulakat ko.



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Maine Sapno Ko DOOR Hote Dekha Hai Jo Mila Nahi Use KHOTE Dekha Hai Log Kehte Hai Phool Sada Muskurate Hai Maine Akele Me PHOOLON Ko ROTE Dekha Hai.



Dil ki aawaz sunta nahi koi, ankhon ka kaha manta nahi koi, hum to apni jaan bhi luta dein kushi se, par ehmiyat iski janta nahi koi.



YADONE USKE MUJHE PAGAL BANA DIYA, sanso ne mere is dil ko jala diya. wakif the hum uske riwasose, TO BHI SHISHEKA MAHAL DIL ME BANA DIYA…



Kya Khoob Hai Hum Deewane Unke Jo Unki Tamanna Karte Hain . Ye Raaz Humen Maloom Hai Ki Wo Kisi Aur Se Pyar Karte Hain!!



Na shikayat aur na shikwa karenge na ghum se kabhi khudko ruswa karenge khamosh palkon pe jab koi sapna toote bus chupke se is dil ko tanha karenge.



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Un Pal Ki Khushiyo Ko Hum Kaise Bhul Jaye Hum Kitne Akele Hain Koi Jaake Unhe Bataye Kisi Mod Pe Miloge Ye Intzar Hain Dil Ko Ek Baar Aa Jaao Kya Pata Hum Fir Mil Na Paye.



mukdar se lad sakun ye mere aukat nahi main vo saks hu khuda jisk sath nahi waqt aayega to keh dunga khuda se mera mukddar likna tere bski bat nahi.



Idhar zindagi ka zanaza uthega udhar zindagi unki dulhan banegi qayamat se pahale qayamat ho ya rab mere saamne meri duniya lutegi.



Jinke dil par lgti h wo ankho se nhi rote jo apno k nhi huwe wo kisike nhi hote wqt ne mujhe aksar ye sikhaya he sapne tut jaue he par pure nhi hote.



Intzar ki ab adat si ho gayi hai, Khamosi se 1chahat si ho gayi hai, Na shikwa na sikayat ki zarurat hai, In tanhai se mohabbat si ho gayi hai.



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Yun To Khamosh Hi Rahti Hai Aankhen Agar Samajh Sako To Bahut Kush Kahti Hai Aankhen Kaun Kahta Hai Ki Roi Hai aankhen Rota To Dil Hai Magar Kahti Hai Aankhe.



lamhey duri ke bekarar kartey hain halat terey mujhey lachar kartey hain aankhey meri padh lo kabhi hum khud kaisey kahey ki hum apko kitna yaad kartey hain.



Us Ke Siwa Koi Mere Jazbat Me Nahi Aankho Me Wo Nami Hai Jo Barsat Me Nahi Pane Ki Use Koshish Bohat Ki Magar Wo Ek Lakir Hai jo Mere Hath Me nahi.



Ek harf tasalli ka,ek lafz mohabbat ka khud apne liye usne likha to bahut roya pehle bhi shikaston pe khai thi shikast usne lekin wo tere haathon haara to bahut roya.



Unse Dur Jaane Ka Kabhi Irada Na Tha Unse Ruth Jaane Ka Kabhi Irada Na Tha Ho Gaye Wo Humse Hi Khafa Na Jaane Kyu Yu Paas Aakar Dur Jaane Ka Vaada Na Tha.



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Judai Ki Pyas Me 1 KATRA Bhi Bahut Hai Didar K Waste 1 LAMHA Bhi Bahut Hai Jis Pr Hota Hai BHAROSA DiL Ko Wo Bhul Jaye Wo SADMA Hi Bahut Hai.



Dil mei jo aaya likh diya, kabhi milan kabhi judai likh diya, ab tumsey na milna mazburi hai meri, isliye hamney apni zindgi ka naam inzaar rakh diya…



jane kya wajah hai mere darne ki, Ab to khawish hai YAAD me unke marne ki, JANE unhe Q YAAD karta hai DIL, JINHE FURSAAT hi nahi hame YAAD karne ki.



Rat kya dhali sitare chale gye, Koi or kya mila aap hume bhulate chale gye, Dosti ki bazi jeet to hum b sakte the, Par aap ki khushi ke liye harte chale gaye.



pyar kiya usse mene pyar pane ke liye.. usne kiya pyar apna matlab ajmane ke liye.. chod diya usne muje viraniyo me tadpane ke liye.. me fir bhi karta hu usse pyar ,pyar pane ke liye.



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Khuda Se Fariyad Karna Hum Chhod Chuke Hain Unko Yaad Karna Bhi Hum Chhod Chuke Hain Kabhi Karti Thi Wo Bhi Humse Jaane Kitni Baate Aaj Un Sab Baato Ko Wo Kyu Bhul Chuke Hain.



Hum ne Unke Samne Ana Chod Diya Apni Chahat Ko Jatana Chod Diya Kyon Ki Jinki Hansi Pe Marte The Hum Unhone Hame Dekh Kar Muskurana Chod Dia.



kabhi milan kabhi judai likh diya, ab tumsey na milna mazburi hai meri, isliye hamney apni zindgi ka naam inzaar rakh diya..



Mein uska raha,wo begani rahi, Meri nazron mein uska hi afsana raha.. Pyar uski bewafai pe aaya hamesha, Kuch aisa main pagal deewana raha..



kashti behti hain kinare ki taalash mein, Log milte hain pyaar ki aas mein, hum mil nahi sakte aapse magar, Waqt to bitate hain aapki yad mein.



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Kaha the ham hosh me jo khud ko sahara dete. Yhi bahut tha ke har gam par muskra dete Agar chehre par dikhte jakhm DiL Ke to kasam se Aaiene ko Bhi rula dete.



Tanhai me akelapan saha jaega, lekin mehfil me akele na raha jaega, unka sath na ho to b jiya jayega, par sath unke koi aur ho ye na saha jaega.



Zakam mera hai dard mujhko hota hai, is zamane me kaun kiska hota hai, unhe neend nahi aati jo mohabat karte hai, jo dil ko todte hai wahi chain se sote hai.



Khushiyo ki koi aas na rahi, kisise hum ruthe aisi koi baat na rahi, khuda se kya sajda kare hum, jub humpe khuda ki hi rehmat na rahi.



Saari Raat Aankho Ko Ab Nind Nahi Aati Hai Unki Yaad Ab Harpal Mujhe Kyu Tadpati Hai Kaise Bhul Jayein Ab Hum Unki Mithi Yaado Ko Unki Yaado Se Thodi Si Khushiya Mil Jaati Hai.



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Ye dost itna to yaad kiya hota Ek pyar bhara paigam to bhej diya hota Kaise jeete hai teri yaad me Ek baar haal to puchh liya hota.



Unka har sitam akhri smj kar sahte rahe, khushiya apni dekar gam unke lete rahe, unki har farmaish ko haste-2 pura kiya, or hme vo anjan samj kr bhulate rahe.



1 KASAK DIL ME DABI RHA GAYE, ZINDAGI ME AAP KI KAMI RHA GAYE, ITNI ULFAT KE BAAD BHI AAP MUJHE NA MILE, SAYAD MAIRI CHAHAT ME KOI KAMI RAH GAYE.



Kash Use Chahne Ka Arman Na Hota, Main Hosh Mein Rehte Hue Anjan Na Hota, Na PYAR Hota Kisi Patthar DIL Se Hum Ko, Yaa Koi Patthar DIL Insaan Na Hota…



AB TO HUM APKE LIYE AJNABI HO GAYE H, BATO K SILSILE V KAM HO GAYE H, KHUSIYO SE ZYADA HAMARE PAS GUM HO GAYE H, KYA PATA YE WAQT BURA H YA BURE HUM HO GAYE H.



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INTJAR ME AANKHE NAM NA HUI dil se dhadkan anjan na hui aaj phir intjar me ruk gayi sanse hamari PHIR BHI JINDGI SE AAJ MULAKAT NA HUI.



Ek Baat Muje Bhi Bata Do,Raasta Wo Muze Bhi Dikha Do, Apni Saari YaadoSe Chhutkara Dila Do, Tum Bhoole Ho Jaise Muze, Wo Tarika Muze Bhi Sikha Do…



Aansuon ke saagar me dil ko doobote hue, tamaam raaten guzar di rote hue, mazak kaisa kiya humse takdeer ne, unhe pa na sake unkhe hote hue..



Apno Ne Pyar Me Rula Diya, Kya Hua Jo Kisi Aur Ke Liye Hume Bhula Diya, Hum To Waise B Akele The, Kya Hua Jo Aapne Ye Ehsaas Dila Diya.



Apno Ne Pyar Me Rula Diya, Kya Hua Jo Kisi Aur Ke Liye Hume Bhula Diya, Hum To Waise B Akele The, Kya Hua Jo Aapne Ye Ehsaas Dila Diya.



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Dil tod k inam-e-wafa de gye kya khub mohbat ka sila de gye itni C hui khata Hmse k pyar se dekha unhe Or wo ankho ko tarasne ki saza de gye..



Waqt ne hame chup rahna sikha diya, Halat ne sab sehna sikha diya, Ab kisiki Aas Nhi Zindgi Ko, In Tanhaiyo Ne Hame Tanha Rehna sikha Diya.



jo manzil tak pahunch jaye Vo musafir hi kya jo pee ke behak jaye Vo sharabi hi kya chal kadam dar kadam mere sath us jahan tak jo thak gaya safar me to vo hamsafar hi kya.



Is Zamane Me Mera Koi Hamdard Nahi Tu Bhi Na Chahe To Koi Harz Nahi Kabi Thokar Kabi Ansu Kabhi Ruswayi Mili Kaise Keh Du Ki Mere Dil Me Koi Dard Nahi.



Saj Gai H Zindgi Tmhari Ab Kaha Yad Ayegi Hmari Aap To Oro K Mehfil Me Shamil Ho Gye Or Hm Tanha Raho Me Akele Kho Gye.



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Mere pyar ko wo samajh nhi paya Rothe the jb tanha to koi pass nhi aya Mita dya khudko kisi k pyaar me to bhi Log kehte hai mujhe pyar krna nhi ay.



Badti rahe dooria to gum nahi doorio se bhula de apko wo hum nahi Yun to kathin hota hai wakt Judai me kaatna magar judai me rote hai sachhe dil walo ke liye Wo smam jannat se kum nahi.



Aaisa DARD Diya Usne PYAR Bhi Mera Badnaam Ho Gaya”, . Unse Ishq Karne ki Khata Kya Hui”, . Itni Kimat Wasool ki Unhone, . Mera Kafan Bhi Nilam Ho Gya..



Kisi ka dard jab hadd se gujar jata hai, samundar ka pani ankho me utar ata h, koi bana leta h ‘RET’par ghar or kisika ‘LEHRO’me sab kuch bikhar jata hai.



Aankhon ko neend ab satati nahi. Teri yaad ab kabhi rulati nahi. Agar bhul sakta tujhe mere SANAM… Teri Parchhai ab mujhe bulati nahi.



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Mene bhi kisi se pyaar kiya tha, thoda nhi beshumar kiya tha, humari to zindagi hi badal gayi jub usne kaha, are Yar… mene to majak kiya tha..



Kaha Se Lau HUNAR Use Manane Ka Koi JAWAB Nhi Tha Uske Rooth Jane Ka Mohabbt Me SAZA Muje Hi Milni Thi QKI Jurm Mene Kiya Unse DIL Lagane Ka.



Dil Jise BHULNA Chahta H Har Bat Pe Wahi Q YAD Ata H Lamha LAMHA TadAp JatE H Hum Jab B LABO Pe Uska NAM Ata H..



tumhari kasam main tumhara na ho saka, tumhara hi kya mai kisi ka na ho saka, rahega dhukh anth tak isika, bhatkti lahar hoon kinara na ho saka.



Ye kis k Aansu gire kafan pe mere Ye kon roya mujh jese ajnabi k liye Meri mot k baad hi unko ehsas hua K main kitna anmol tha uske zindagi kliye..



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Taqdir k aine me meri tasvir kho gayi Aaj hamesha k liye meri rooh so gyi Mohbat karke kya paya maine Wo kal meri thi aaj kisi aur ki ho gyi



Dekh ke humko wo sir jukate hain, bulakar mehfil me nazar churate hain, nafrat he to keh dete hame, gairo se milkar kyu Dil jalate hain.



Dil par kisi ke yu etbaar na karo, Dil se kisi ka intazaar na karo.. Kaante hi kaante hai is raah me, Had se bhi zyada kisi se pyaar na karo.



Rishte Hum to dil se nibhate rahe par wo to hume bas bhulate rahe bewafai wo aise karenge yakeen nahi tha phir bhi hum unko khwab me dhundte rahe.



Mat intezaar karwao humein itna ke waqt ke faasle pe afsos ho jaye kya pata kal lout ke ao tum aur hum sada ke liye khaamosh ho jaye.



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Saza Dene Wala Raza Puchhta Hai Jeene Ki Mujhse Wajah Puchhta Hai Deta Hai Khud Hi Zeher Mujhko Aur Aakar Kitna Hua Asar Puchhta hai.



Kisi ne kaha tha kisi se mat kehna Lage chot dil par to khamosh rehna Jaha chot khao waha muskurana Magar aise muskurana ki ro de jamana.



Samaj Na Sake Unki Bato ko, Hum Pyar K Nashe Me Chur The Aaj Samajh Me Aaya, Jiske Liye Hum Jan Chidkte The Wo Dil Todne K Liye Mashoor The.



Kya Gam Hai Kya Khushi Maloom Nahi Wo Apna Hai Ya Ajnabi Maloom Nahi Jiske Bagair Ek Pal Nahi Guzarta Kaise Guzregi Ye Zindgi Maloom Nahi.



Apne tute hue sapno ka khayal aata hai Har hasrat ke janaje pe malal aata hai Kisi ne pher lee apni nigahe kuyn mujhse Mere labo pe aksar ye sawal aata hai



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Hum khade the unke raahon me Lekin wo us raah se nahi gujre Jab hum chale gaye is duniya se To usi raah pe aake hame pukarte rahe.



Mere dil me tumhare liye kitna pyar hai tum kya jano Meri aankhon ko bas tumhara hi intzar hai tum kya jano Log kahte hain pyaar karoge to maroge Lekin mai to ji rahi hu tumko pyar karne ke liye tum kya jano



Tum Badle, Jahan Badla, Badli Nazar Zamane Ki Yeh Ansoo Char Baqi Reh Gaye Nishani Dil Lagane Ki Mujhe Is Baat Ka Gham Nahi Kay Badal Gaya Zamana Meri Zindagi Toh Sirf tum Ho, Kahin Tum Na Badal Jana.



Suno,Tum Mera Dil Na Tod Jana Raste Me Khi Sath Na Chhod Jana Mere Dil Pe Zakhm H Aansuo Me Lipte Dekho Smbal K Khi In Me Ulajh Na jana..



“Kash” Sapne Haqqiqat Hote Me har Sapne Me Tujhe Dehka Kerta . “Kash” Zindgi Me Har Dua Me Pori hoti Me Har Dua Me Tujhay Manga Kerta.



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hum akele sare gum seh payenge kaise tumare siva is duniya m reh payenge kaise tum jee sakte ho hame yaad nakarle hum apni sanso ko bhulakar jee payenge kaise.



Aaj pyaar me baithi har baat alag hogi. Uski yaad me rone ki baat alag hogi. Dil janta hai mera vo muchse pyar nahi karti. Par uski yaad me marne ki baat alag hogi.



Sagar me gahrai hoti hai yaado me tanhai hoti h is busy life m koun kisko yaad karta hai. aur agar koi karta hai to uski yaado me sachai hoti hai..



Tum samjhte ho ki hum pathar dil h,aapko thoker mar jayege,ek bar kahdo ki hme tumse nafrat h,ye wada raha hmara ki pathar to kya kabhi ful banke bhi raste me nahi aayege.



Hakikat k roop me khwab banta gaya, jaise wo chehra kitaab banta gaya, Usne kaha mujhe paani achcha lagta hai,meri aankho ka har ek ansu barsaat banta gaya.



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Phool Me dilkashi nahi rehti Chaand Me roshni nahi rehti Agar koi apna bichhad jaye to Khuda kasaM zindagi Zindagi nahi rehti.



Pyar Ka Raaz Kisi Ko Batayein Kya Zakhm Hi Zakhm Hai Dil me Dikhaye Kya Unka Shaher Hai Unke Hi Log Yahan Kisi Ko Apni Dastasn Sunaye Kya.



Hr Subah Nikal Partaa Hy Jo Khud Ki Talaash Mein. Woh Khoyee Hui See Aik Pahchan Hoon Mein. Naa Ankhon Me Khawaab Heyn Na Dil Mein Tammannaa Koi. Apnee Banayee Hui Raahon Sey Hee Anjaan Hon Mein.



Pathhar jaisa kisi ka dil na ho, bikhre hue sapne kisi ki takdir mei na ho, koi kisi ko chahe to wo usi ka ho, warna umarbhar ka intzar kisike nasib mei na ho.



tume yaad na karke gum sahenge kaise tum hi rahe to hum has payenge kaise tum hi ho mere hothonki hasi us hasi ko bhulakar hum jeeyenge kaise.



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Dil mein jo dard hai use dikha nahi payenge, zuban pe jo lavz hai unhe bayan nahi kar payenge, dukh rahega to bas is bat ka ki ab hum tumse mil nahi payenge.



Kaise hote he har pal Muskurane wale, Sab raaz hote nahi Batane wale.! Kabhi tanhaiyo me aakar dekhna, Kaise rote hai sabko Hasane wale.



Jane Ka BAHANA Na Bana Dena Bus Jane Ki Ek WAJAH Bta Dena Khud Chale Jayenge Apki ZINDAGI Se Par Jahaa Aapki Yaad Na Aaye Wo JAGAH Bata Dena.



Ankhe Duniya ki tamam masumiat apne andar samet leti hai jb roti hai to dilo ko hila deti hai or jb band hoti h to duniya ko rula deti hai.



Dikha kar khwaab in aankhon ko, De gaye aansoon in mein tum, Kaise chhalka dun ye aansoon, In mein bhi to rehte ho sirf tum “JAAN”.



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Bite hue kal k kisse yad rakhte hy tute hue dil k hisse pas rakhte hy mujhe shayar se sharabi bnane wale hum tere tute jaam k sishe b sath rakhte he



Ankhon se aapki aaj ashq kyon bahe is rishte se koi ek khush to rahe jalta hai mera dil to jalta rahe meri vajah se aap kyon pareshaan rahe



Meri Mahobatt ko wo meri majburi samaj baithe. Dil humse lagaya per, Anpa gero ko bana baithe. Humne bhi koi gum na kiya e mere mahboob, Yaad me teri sarab ki bottal muh se laga baithe.



Unki arju meri jindagi ka wo khwab hai, jiski manjil hi nahi rashta v kharab hai, hansi se mere dard ka andaja n lagana, is dil ka har panna dard ka kitab hai.



Lete thee mere pyar ki duhaye jo, Wo aaj pata nahi kis gali se gujrte hai. Jinki aankhe her pal meri rah dekhti thi, Unki aankho me basa aaj koi aur hai.



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1 raat wo mile khwab mei, humne pucha kyuon thukraya aapne, jab dekha to unki aankho mei bhi aansu the, fir kaise puchhte kyuon rulaya aapne.



Chahat Ne Aansuo Ke Tohfe Diye. Baato Ne Yaado Ke Tohfe Diye. Isliye Andhero Se Lipat Ke Ro Pade Hum Qki Ujaalo Ne Bahut Se Dhoke diye..



Mohabbat me aksar judai hi likhi hoti hai, Mohabbat ho sachchi to khuda ki aankhain bhi roti hai, Par kismat ajeeb khel khelti hai yaron, Jise pana ho mushkil mohabbat usi se kyon hoti hai?



Bade hi pyar se luta hai unhone jinke upar mujhe aitbar tha garo se tp milate the apano ki tarah par mujhase hi milane ko inkar tha..



Hr Pal Gamo Ki Yad M Jalti He Jindgi, Bas Mom Ki Tarah Se Jalti He Zindgi, Kya Raz Y Ishq Hua H Jabse, Barbadiyo Ki Raah Pe Jalti He Zindgi.



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Uski mohabbat se hum yun khafa na hote pyar bhare dil ko yun saja na dete usne bewafai ka kya sila dia hume ki rote huye is dil ko abhi tak mana na sake.



Benaam musafir hoon benaam safar mera kis rah nikal jaun kuch kah nahi sakta Mil jayegi tahbeer mere khawaboon ki ek din Ya khawab bikhar jayen kuch keh nahi sakta.



Har zakhm dil te mere usda hi karazdar reha Har gum da bas mai hi hakdaar reha Hanjuan ch ada kiti hai wafa di rakam fir vi yaad teri da vyaaj is dil te bar bar peya.



KEH CHUKE THE WO HAMSE APNE DIL KI BAAT KARNA CHAHTE THE BAYAAN HAM APNA DIL-E-HALAT CHALE GAYE WO OR BAND HUI MULAKAT JANE KAISE KAB MILE WO CHHOOT GAYA JO SATH.



Ye Asar Hai Unki Najar Ka, Ya Mere Dil Ka Kasur Hai . Aaj Meri Hasi Bhi, Mere Labo Se Dur Hai . Wo Khadi Hai Samne, Dekta Hun Main , Kaun Jane Kaun Apne Hi Dil Se Majbur Hai.



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kyu koi mera intazaar karega apne waqt bas mere liye bekar karega hum kaha kisi ke liye khas hae kya soch kar hume koi yaad karega.



Pi hai sharab har gali ki dukan se, dosti si ho gayi hai sharab ki jam se, gujre hai hum kuch aise mukam se, ki aankhen bhar aati hai mohabbat ke nam se.



Hamare liye unke dil mei chaahat n thi, kisi khusi mei koi dawat n thi, maine dil unke kadmo mei rakh diya, par zamin par dekhne ki unki aadat n thi.



Rasta Tut Gaya Magar Safar Baki H, Aaina Tut Gaya Par Nazar Baaki H, AAP Hum Se Kitne Bhi Door Raho, Par Tumhari Yaad Dil Me Hamesha Baki Hai…



Kuch Lamhe or Uska Sath Chahta Tha. Ankho Me Thami Wo Barsat Chahta Tha. Janta Hu Bahut Chahti Thi Wo Mgar. Uski ZubanSe 1Baar Izhar Chahta tha.



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Bina baat k ruth ne ki aadat hai, jise apno ka sath na pane ki aadat hai. tum khush raho jaan, mera kya mai to aaina hu, muje to tutne ki aadat hai..



Hothon pe unke siva koi naam nahi peeta hun jaam lekin iska koi kaam nahi hataun kaise aapko hamari yaadon se wafa hone ka anjam maine pehle kabhi paya nahi.



Meri maujudagi me wo puchhte hain mujhse kahan khoye huye ho tum aur maine kaha nazre uthakar ki jab tum hi yahan nahi ho to kya karenge yahan rehke hum.



khuli rakhhi hai jindagi ki kitab maine, aap chahe us tarah likhta aaya hu.. kya lene nikala tha malum nahi par aaj tak bikta aaya hu…



Boht Din Ho Gay Shayed Sahara Talash Kar Lia Us Ne Hamary Baad Bhi Aakhir Guzara Kar Lia Us Ne, Hamara Zikar To Us K Labon Pe Aa Nahi Sakta Hamain Ehsaas Hai Hum Se Kinara Kar Lia Us Ne, Milo.



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Tu kahe to sare dard bhul k v muskura du… tu kahe to apne ashk tak sukha du… teri khusi me hi ab sari khusi hai meri… tu kahe to apna dil tak jala du…



Ye Raaz Kon Jaane Kis Ka Kasoor Tha Tota Wohi Sahara Jis Pe Ghuroor Tha Use Hai Ghuroor Ke Wo Kisi Or Ka Hai Humen Hai Naaz K Wo Kabhi Hamara Zaroor Tha…



Mohabbat ke sapne dikhate bahut hai, wo rato mei humei jagate bahut hai, mai ankho mei kajal lagau to lagau kaise, in ankho ko wo rulate bahut hai….



Ummid banke log zindagi mei aate hai, khwab banke aankho mei sama jaate hai, pehle yakin dilate hai ki wo hamare hai, fir na jaane Q tanha chhod jaate hai…



Badi umid thi unko apna banane ki Tamanna thi unke ho jane ki Kya pata jiske hum hona chahte the Unhe Aadat hi nahi thi kisiko apna banane ki.



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Koi ilzam laga kr saza di hoti Phir meri laash sare bazar me jala di hoti Itni nafrat thi to pyar se dekha kyu tha Muje pehle hi meri aukat bata di hoti.



maang kar bhi “RAB” se Unhe paya nahi, . konsa khawab tha jise maine sajaya nahi, . wo to bhul jyenge mujhe malum tha, . par maine to 1 lmha bhi unhe bhulaya nahi.



Aksar mai apni raat youn barbaad karta hun, baith k kisi kone mei unko yaad karta hun, uske wapis aane ki ummid to chhod di kab ki, phir bhi dehlez pe apna waqt barbaad karta hun.



Sadiya Guzar Gai Tera Didar N Hua Gulab Toota Ek Baar Fir Gulzar N Hua Humne To Yaara Tujko Pyar Kiya Har Dam Magar Tujko Kbhi B Humse Pyar N Hua.



Pyar nahi asan jo koi aam kar sake, Ye to kam hai dil walon ka. Panah mil jati ek her mod pe, Pyar nahi milta hai kisi dildar ka.



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yahan kaun kisi ko dil m jagah deta he ped b sukhe patto ko gira deta he vakif h ham b duniya k rivajon s jaan nikal jaye to apna hi koi dafna deta he.



liye dil m hajaro sapne hm chand ki or chale dabake sare gm hm manjil ki or chale milenge andhere or kante raste m pata h uni kanto k sahare hm andhera chirte chale.



Bas ek tammna rahi use pane ki, Koshish bekar rahi use bhulane ki, Meri laash se lipat kar rone dena use yaro, Badhi hasarat thi use sine se lagane ki.



Hakikat jan lo juda hone se pahale, Meri sun lo apani sunane se pahale, Ye soch lena bhulane se pahale, Bahot roye he thoda muskhrane se pahale.



Dil m lagi aag ko hum sehte h sirf yadon k sath hm khush rehte h lhun se to humari b aankhe bhigti h phir b sineme badh rahe dard ko hum palte he.



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Assin Dardan De Haqdaar Haa Sanu Khushiyan Manan Da Koi Adhikar Nahi Koi Ja Ke Keh Deo Maut Nu, Sanu Gal Nal La Lave Sanu Zindagi Nal Pyar Nahi.



Haneri Raat Nu Apna Bana Lvan Chanann Aaj To Sade Layi Hoye Praye Ne Samjhe Dil Da Dard Raat Haneri Zakham Kujh Isne Vi Chanan To Khaaye Ne.



Jivan ma ek pal evi pan hati, E same hati ne sathe pan hati, Abhar etlo j mari durdasha no ke, E Rekha Hathma hati, pan hath thi dur hati.



Ek Din Uske Har Sawal Ka Jawab Tha Main, Kabhi Wo Meri Sehzadi Or Uska Nawab Tha Main, Aaj Sabhi Khat Faad Dale Usne Mere Samne, Or Bataya Uski Nazron Mein Kitna Kharab Tha Main.



Karne Lage Safar To Kuch Duriyan Mili, Pairon Me Is Zamane Ki Majburiyan Mili, Kya Khoob Mili Unko Dua Dene Ki Saza, Jeene Ko Zindagi Ki Hame Baddua Mili.



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Main Teri Tanha Ratoo Mein Aaunga, Main Tere Tutee Vadoo Mein Aaunga, Ho Agar Aasan To Bhulade Mujh Ko, Kyunki Main Tere Har Lafz Mein Aaunga.



Jab Bhi Hum Zuke Khuda Ke Sajde Mein, Khuda Se Managa Yahi Duao Mein, Ki Kami Na Hogi Khushiyon ki Aapki Raahon Mein, Chahe Dua Kabool Hone Ke Badle Mein, Dam Tode Hum Khuda Ke Sajhde Mein.



Tootenge Aur Bikhar Jaayenge Door Tak, Ye Kaanch Ke Tukre Agar Pathar Pe Girenge. Sambhal Ke Chala Talwaar Mere Qaatil, Mere Khoon Ke Chheete Tere Daaman Pe Girenge.



Thhi Ye Akhari Koshish Tujhe Pane Ki, Ishq Ki Dariya Main Dubki Lagane Ki, Socha Tha Tujhe Paa Lunga Par, Aisi Kismat Hi Kaha Mujh Jese Deewane Ki.



Tadap Tadap Ke Tu Dard Ka Shumar Na Kar, Gar Mera Nahi Hai To Mujhse Pyaar Na Kar, Badi Kashish Hai Gunaho Ki Har Ada Mein Teri, Ab Is Se Zyada Tu Mujhpe Aetbaar Na Kar.



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Dil ko unse rusva hone ki kya wajah du Saanso ko unse doori ki kya saja du Gun ka samandar hai aage ya hai kaali raat Aapse pyar main mili hai dil ko kuch aisi saugaat.



HUM KHAK ZAMEEN KE HOKAR USS CHAND KI HASRAT KAR BAITHE WOH CHEEZ HUMARI PAHUNCH SE DOOR THI JIS SE HUM MOHABBAT KAR BAITHE.



Thhi Ye Akhari Koshish Tujhe Pane Ki, Ishq Ki Dariya Main Dubki Lagane Ki, Socha Tha Tujhe Paa Lunga Par, Aisi Kismat Hi Kaha Mujh Jese Deewane Ki.



Tere Aane Ka Intzaar Kab Tak Kare, Dil Se Tujhe Bhulane Ka Intzaar Kab Tak Kare, Pehle Hi Itna Barbaad Kiya Hai Toone Hamein, Ab Or Barbaad Hone Ka Intzaar Kab Tak Kare.



Lakkhan Dukh Is Dil De Karib Hoye Par Eh Dil Kise De Karib Na Hoyea Lakkhan Aayiaan Ne Bahaaran Ne Chaman Ch Par Sanu Ek vi Phull Na Naseeb Hoyea.



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Derd gairon ko sunane ki jarurat kya hai Apne sath auro ko rulane ki jarurat kya hai Waqt u hi kam hai dosti ke liye Rooth kar waqt gawane ki jarurat kya hai.



ZindaGi”Ne Kayi Sawalat Badal Diye, WaQt”Ne Mere Halaat Badal Diye, ItNe”Bure Nahi The Hum, Na JaNe”Q Logo Ne Apne Khayalat Badal diye.



Najane Q Wo Humse Muskura Ke Milti He, Andar Ke Sare Gham Chupa Ke Milti He, Janti He Ankhe Sach Bol Jati He, Sayad Isi Liye Wo Nazre Jhuka Ke Milti He.



Tamaam Kosis Ki Magar Hara Main Akhir Me Hi, Wo Mila Use Jisne Use Manga Hi Nhi, Maine Sabse Pucha Uske Na Milne Ka Sabab, Sab Ne Kaha Wo Tere Liye Bana hi Nhi.



DIL SE DILKI DOORI NAHI HOTI KHUSHI SE KOI MAJBOORI NAHI HOTI TUMSE MILNE KI TAMANNA HAI LEKIN KEHTE HAIN HAR TAMANNA PURI NAHI HOTI.



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wo so jate h aksar hume yaad kiye baiger Hume nind nahi aati unse baat kiye baiger. Kasoor unka nahi humara hai Unko chaha to bhi unki izazzat k baiger.



Chehre Ki Hasi Se Har Gam Ko Chupao Bahut Kuch Bolo Par Kuch Na Batao Khud Na Rutho Kabhi Par Sabko Manao Yahi Raaz Hai Zindgi Ka Bas Jeete Chale Jao.



Har Baat ka Jawab Nahi Hota “Har ISHQ ka naam kharab nahi hota” “Yu to jhum lete hai NASHE me pine wale ” “Magar har NASHE ka naam SHARAB nahi hota”



Ham To Har Baat Khuda Par Chhod Dete Hain, Toote Na Dil Kisi Ka;DilApna Tod Lete Hain, Ham V To Insaan Hain;Koi Patthar To Nahi, Jo Log Har Toofan Hamari Taraf Mod Dete Hain.



A chand unhe to fursat nahi hume yaad karne ki.. Hamara to waqt gujrta hai unki fariyad karke.. Wo aaye meri lash pe to kahna.. Abhi soya hai tumhe yaad karke..



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hasne ke bad kyo rulati hai duniya, jane ka bad jane kyo bulati hai duniya, jite ji kya kasar chhodi thi, jo marne ke bad bhi jalati hai duniya.



y: Jaimin141 In: Shayari SMS kaunsa jakhm tha jo taaza na tha, gum itne bhi honge andaza na tha, unki jheel si aankho ka kya kasur dubne walo ko hi gehrai ka andaza na tha.



yaad aati hai to jara kho lete hai. Ansu aankho se utar aya to ro lete h. neend to nhi aati aankho me lekin aap sapno me ayange is liye so lete hai



Har dil ka ek raaz hota hai, Har baat ka ek andaaz hota hai, Jab tak na lage bewafai ki thokar, Har kisi ko apni pasand par naaz hota hai.



Ek din hum bhi kafan odh jayenge, Har ek rishta is zameen se tode jayenge, Jitna ji chahe satalo yaaro, Ek din rulate hue sabko chod jayenge.



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USKI BATO KO HAR PAL YAD KARKE ROYE. USKE LIYE KHUDA K DAR PAR FARIYAD KARKE ROYE.. USKI KHUSHI K LIYE USKO CHOD DIYA.. FIR USI KI KAMI KA AHSAS KARKE ROYE..



Raston mein pathron ki kami nahi hoti, dil mein khwabo ki kami nahi hoti, hum chahte hai unko apna banana, par unke paas apno ki kami nahi hoti!



Phulo ki taarif to sab kiya karte hai, badi mushkil se log kanto pe gaur kiya karte hai, maali to sirf naam ke hote hai, phulo ki hifajat to kante hi kiya karte hai..



Bhool Jana Tha To Phir Apna Banaya Kiyon Tha Jhooti Ulfat Ka Yakin Dilaya Kiyon Tha Apni Chahat Ka Yakin Dilaya Kiyon Tha joothi Manzil Ka Neshana Banaya Kiyon Tha..



Teray haath ko seenay se laga kar roye, Hum tasweer main tumhien pass bula kar roye, tujhe soo bar pukara shab-e-tanhai main, Aur har bar tumhien pass na pa kar roye..



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Shaam Bhi Udas Hogi Raat Bhi Udas Hogi Kafan Me Lipti Meri Laash Hogi Ae Dafna Ke Janewalon Unse Keh Do Qabar Me Bhi Unki Tasvir Mere Saath Hogi.



ZIndgI Ko Khushnuma Banane Me Reh GaYe Hr kIsI K Gum Ko mItane Me Reh GaYe SamJha Na kIsI Ne Hume Apna Aur Hm Sabko Apna Banane Me Reh GaYe.



Humne aansuo se pucha kyu mera mazak udate ho, sabke saamne hi chale aate ho, aansu bole mehfil me bhi aapko tanha pate hai isliye saath dene chale aate hai..



Koi na mila jispe jaan luta dete, har ek ne dhoka diya kisko bhula dete, dard dil me rakha hai, agar karte bayan toh mehfil ko rula dete.



Muskurate labon ko aansu pila diya, mohabbat ka karz usne chuka diya, maine kaha dil me mohabbat ki roshni kardo, usne isi bahane dil hi jala diya…



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Bahut mushkil se kal ki raat guzri hai Kuch tanha par kuch khaas guzri hai Na neend aai na khawaab koi Bas aap ke khayalon ke saath guzri hai.



Naa Jaane Kyu Har Shaam Itni Udaas Si Ho Gayi Bahaar Mein Bhi Meri Zindagi Veeran Si Ho Gayi Jis Pal Se Humne Jeene Ki Khwaaish Chhod Di Usi Pal Se Maut Bhi Humse Kuch Naaraz Si Ho Gayi.



kisi ke Jaane Se Saanse Kabhi rukti nahi kisi ke Na Laut aane Se Jindagi Kabhi thamti nahi khwaish har Waqt Rehti Hai Dil Mein Usse Pane ki Har Khwaish Poori ho Par Yeh bhi to Jaroori nahi.



Mere dil ko todakar tum jaaoge jahan Meri baate yaad tumako aayegi wahan Main to apna samajhkar tumhe maaf kar dunga Magar maaf na karega tumako ye jahaan.



Jina chahte hain magar zindagi raas nahi aati, marna chate hai magar maut pass nahi aati, bahut udas si hai zindagi, unki yaadein bhi tadpaane se baz nahi aati.



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Karoge Yaad Hame K Zamane Ko, Jab Hum Jayenge Kabhi Na AaneKo, Chedega ZIQR koi Jab Hamara Mehfil Me, To Chale Jaoge Tanhayi Me Aansu Bahane ko.



Bhul ke bhi mujko bhula na sakoge, yaad meri dil se hata na sakoge, banke rahunga dhadkan main tumhari, band karke mujhko chupa na sakoge.



sath na sahi tanhaiya to milti hai, mulakat na sahi judayi to milti hai, kon kahta hai pyar me kuch nahi milta, wafa na rahi bewafayi to milti hai.



Hum Unse Or wo humse Juda Ho Gye, Aa Gye Wo Mere Janaze Me To Sare Wade Wafa Ho Gye, Jhuk Kar Unhone Meri Kabar Se Kaha, Aap To Sach Me Hmse Khafa HoGye.



Kbhi To Ayenge wo Hmari Wafao Se Shrminda Hokr, fir Hm Na Milnge unko dubara Zinda Hokr, Kya Mila unko Hmari Duniya Chorkr,



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Mai Khwab Koi Sazau To Kis K Liye, Mai Duniya Apni Basau To Kis K Liye, Khawab Tut Gye Sare Sazne Se Pahle, Duniya Uzad Gyi Meri Basne Se Pahle.



Kyun Tune Dil Toda Kyun tune yun chhoda Kyun tera ab bhi rahe dil ko Intezaar Kyun Chali Aati hai Kyun Tadpati hai Kyun Hoon abb bhi mein yun bekaakaar..



mere dard ki intiha na pucho, meri zindagi mei gum bahut hai, jab bhi chaha unhe haal-e-dil sunana, to wo haskar bole ki aaj hum busy bahut hain.



Karoge Yaad Hame K Zamane Ko, Jab Hum Jayenge Kabhi Na AaneKo, Chedega ZIQR koi Jab Hamara Mehfil Me, To Chale Jaoge Tanhayi Me Aansu Bahane ko.



Mehfil saji thi jaam ka tha dour, jaam me kya mila tha kisne kiya ghour..? Jaam me the mere lahoo k armaan aur sab keh rahe the ek aur.. ek aur…



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Mohabbat ko meri thukraya hai usne, Bewfa bankar rulaya hai usne, Humne to use hamesha wafa di, Bewfai kya hai, Mohabbat kar ke samjhaya hai usne….



Kash ye jalim judai na hoti, A bhagwam aapne ye judai banai na hoti, Na hum unse milte,na pyar hota, Jindgi jo apni thi vo parai na hoti….



Akele rehna bhi ek dard hai, kisiko pa kar khona bhi ek dard hai, chheen leti hai dunia usi chheez ko humse, jiske bina jina sabse bda dard hai….



Aj Kasam H Tuje Tere MAIKHANE Ki, Pila Itni K Na Rahe Khabr Zmane Ki, N Sukun N Rahat Mangi Tujse , Dard De Itna K Fir HASRT N Rahe Dil Lgane Ki…



Aankhon se kyon aansu jhalak jaate hai. Tanhaiyo me kyon gum yaad aate hai. Aansu poch kar koi yeh to bata de hame. Rulane wale hi aksar kyon yaad aate h….



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Kal Na Hum Honge Na Koi Gila Hoga, Sirf Simti Hui Yado Ka Silsila Hoga, Jo Lamhe He Chalo Haskar Bita Le, Jane Kal Zindagi Ka Kya Faisla Hoga..



Tute Huwe Sapno Ka KhayaL Aata H, Har Hasrat Ke Janaze Pe MaLaL Aata He, KisiNe Fer Li Apni Nigahe Q Mujse… Mere Labo Pe Aksar Ye SawaL Aata He!



Jaage hain der tak, humein kuchh der sone do Thodee see rat aur hai, subah toh hone do Aadhe adhure khwab jo pure naa ho sake Ek bar phir se neend me woh khwab aane do..



Afsos Hota Hai Us Pal, Jab Apni Pasand Koi Chura Leta Hai. Hum Khwabo Me Dekha Karte Hai Use, Aur Haqiqat Koi Aur Bana Leta Hai.



Jholi Failaake Maanga Tha Khuda Se Unhe, Par Khuda Ne Meri Fariyaad Ko Suna Hi Nahi, Jab Poochi Khuda Se Iski Wajah, Khuda Ne Kaha, Kyun Chaahte Ho Usey, Jo Tere Liye Bana Hi Nahi..?



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Meri Niga-E-Kamal Ka Intikab Ho Tum, Wafa K Fulo Me Hasin Gulab Ho Tum, Log Kehte Hai Mohbbat Me Wafa Nhi Milti, Logo K Sawalo Ka Jawab Ho Tum.



Zindgi Jab kisi doraahe par laati hai, Ek Ajeeb C kashMkash me pad jaati hai, Chunte hai hm kisi 1 raah ko. Par Dusri Raah Zindgi bhar yaad aati hai.



Koi Na Mile To Kismat Se Gila Nahi Karte, Aksar Log Mil Kar B Mila Nahi Karte, Har Shaakh Par Bahaar Aati Hai Jaroor, Par Har Shaakh Par Phool Khila Nahi Karte!



Yaadon Ne Paas Aakar Kuch Yoon Gun-Guna Diya, Jaise Kisi Ne Bhoola Hua Fasana Suna Diya, Jaane Kya Baat Thi Us Gujre Kal Mein, K Dil Roya Lekin Chehra Muskura Diya.



Bhool Jaye Tumko Koi Irada Nhi Hai, Tere Siwa Kisi Or Se Wada Nhi Hai, Nikal Jaate Is Dil Se Shayad Tum.. Magar Is Nadaan DIL Me Darwaza Nhi Hai!



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Hum bhi kisipe marte hai, Dil aur jaan se pyar karte hai, Par afsos wo hame chahkar bhi inkar karte hai, Aur hum UNKA aaj bhi intezaar karte hai



kyon dil ke karib aajata he koi, kyon apnepan ka ehesaas kara jata he koi, jab v dil ko adat si hoti hai uski, fir kyon utni hi dur chala jata hai koi.



tdpe to bahut pr ap maan nhi paye, Is dil ki baat ap jaan nhi paye. 1 din chale jyenge is duniya se tab ap khenge, Lout aao hm tumhe phchan nhi paye.



Dil k darpan me khilta hai chehra tumhara, Tum bin zinda rehna muskil hai ab hamara, Door hone ka shikwa baar baar karenge… Zindagi bhar tumhe chahenge tera intzaar karenge.



Jikr tera hi aata hai mere har fasane me, Tujhe jaan se jyada chahta hu is jamaane me, Afsosh bahut hai ab is zindagi se hume.. Kyunki Nakamyab rahe tujhe apna banane me!



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Ghuroor Toot Gaya Koi Martaba Na Mila, Jafa K Baad Unhe Hasil-E-Jafa Na Mila, Sar-E-Hussain Mila Hai Yazeed Ko Laikin, Shikast Ye Hai Ke Phir Bhi Jhuka Howa Na Mila.



Kis liye itni saza detay ho., Kabi karty ho yaad to kabi bhula detay ho, Ajeeb teri mohabbat ka silsala Dekha, Kabi khushi to kabi apni yaadmay rula Dety ho.



Guzar gaye woh chaman se bahar ki tarah, Aankhon main bas gaye hai intezaar ki tarah, kaise bhula de unhe hum apni yaadon se, Unhone inkaar bhi kiya izhaar ki tarah.



DiL Yu Na Kabhi Udas Hota. Jo Koi Apna Hamare Pas Hota. Yu To Humne Sat Dia Aksar Apno Ka. Pr Kash Kisi Ko Hamari Tanhaiyo Ka Ehsas Hota.



Mehfil may kuch tu Sonana parta hai “Gum chupa kar Muskurana parta hai” “Kabi aap bhi humain yaad kiya karte thay Per Afsoos Aaj kal aap ko yaad dilana padta hai”.



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BarsoN Baad Na Jaane Kaun Kahan Hoga Hum Dono Me Se Na Jaane KauN kahan Hoga Phir MiLna Hua To MiLenge Khuwabon Me Jaise Sukhe *GuLab* MiLte HaiN KiTaboN Me



Log pasand dil se nhi.. Chehre se karte hai, Wo dil pe nahi sundarta pe marte hai.. Hm sundar to nhi par dil k saaf hai Isliye bahut kam log hume pasand karte hai..



Dard Ne Palko Pe Sajaya Mujhe Zindagi Kya Hai Yeh Bataya Mujhe, Jab Bhi Dil Me Hasne Ki Tamanna Jaagi Meri Taqdeer Ne Khoob Rulaya Mujhe…



Bohat dil ko kushada kar liya us ne, Zamany bhar se wada kar liya us ne, Bohat masroof hota ja raha hy wo, Shayad mujse Bicharny ka irada kar liya us ne,



Bohat udas hai tere chup ho jane se.. Ho sakhe to koi kar kissi bahane se.. Tu lakh khafa sahi par itna to dekh.. Koi toot gaya ha tere roth jane see.



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Aap ki yaad me sab kuch bhulaye baithe hain, Chiraag khushiyon ke bujhaye baithe hain… Hum to marenge aap ki baahon mein, Yeh bhi maut se shart lagaye baithe hain.



Kabhi kabhi dil udaas hota hai Ankhoon KO halka SA ehsaas hota hai, Chalkatay hain mere bhe aankhon se aanso, Jab unke door hone ka ehsaas hota hai.



Tumse juda jab bhi hona hota hai, Dil ye tab bohat pareshan hota hai, Har dua me maangte hai saath tera umar bhar.. Fir bhi manjoor khuda ko kuch aur hota hai!



Tere bina kabhi bhi yeh dil na rahey, tujh se juda hokey mai jiyoun yeh khuda na karey, tu rahay ga meri dharkan ban ke zindgi bhar, yeh aalag baat hai ki zindgee na rahey.



Bekhudi se kabhi kisi ka haq ada nahi hota, Woh juda ho jaate hai magar gum juda nahi hota. Chhor diya hai bich manzil kisi patthar ke sahare, Kaise unhe batayein ki har patthar mein khuda nahi hota.



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Tu Jab Tak MujHse NaRaJ He. Teri YaDo Ka iS DiL Pe RaJ He. Main iTna GamGin PeHLe Nhi Hua. Teri BeruKHiSe JiTna GaM AaJ hai.



Kaisa ye rishta h jo nibhana padta h, Dard dil ko hota h hume chhupana padta h.. Saza milti h aankho ko rone ki, Or in badnaseeb labbon ko muskurana padta h…



Tha main itna beqarar kay soya na rat bhar. Palkon say apni tera nam likhta raha rat bhar. Khiaylon main socha tha tum ko main nay. Khuli aankh to bah gay tum ankh say rat bhar.



Gam-e-Zindagi ke maare hain, Har baazi jeet ke haare hain. Yeh jo meri jholi me patthar hain, Sab mere chahne walo ne maare hain.



Woh nadiyaan nahi thi aansu thay mere, Jis par woh kashti chalate rahe.. Manzil mile unhe yeh chahat thi meri, Isliye hum aansu bahate rahe.



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Mohbbat shok se hoti hai irado se nhi, Dosti insano se hoti hai pattharo se nhi, Ager gila ho koi dil mai to mita dena, Gile apno se kiye jaate hai gero se nhi.



Udasi bi muskan ban jayegi, Rukti hui saanse bi jaan ban jayegi, Bhej dijiye hawao mai apni khusbu, Wo hi meri khusi ka farman ban jayegi.



Gustakhi ye hai hamari.. Har kisi se rishta jod lete hai.. Log kehte hai mera dil pathar ka hai.. Lekin…..aye dost… Kuch log aise bhi hai jo ise bhi tod dete hai.



Toota jo dil to dukh hota hai. kar ke usse pyar dil ab bhi rota hai. Dard ka ehsas hota hai usi ko. Jo mohbbat pane ke bad khota hai…



Thak gaye hum unka intjar karte karte, Roye khuda se takrar karte karte. Par do labz unki juba se na nikle, Aur hum tut gaye ak tarfa pyar karte karte.



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Log kehte hain isse aisi kya, Khushi hai muskuraane ke liye? Log kehte hain isse aisi kya, Khushi hai muskuraane ke liye? Wo kya jaane ye bhi ek adaa hai, Gam chupaane ke liye…



Tamanna Jab kisi ki Nakaam ho jati hai Zindagi udas sham ho jati hai Dil ka sath Daulat ka hona Zaruri hai, Warna Gareeb ki Mohabbat Nilam ho jati hai…



Yaad na aaye wo tanhai kis kaam ki, Bigde rishte na bane to khudai kis kaam ki, Beshak apni manzil tak jana h, Par jaha se Apne na, Dikhe wo Uchai kis kaam ki.



Har baat ka jawab nhi hota, Har ishq ka naam kharab nhi hota, U to jum lete hai nase mai peenewale, Par har nase ka naam sarab nhi hota…



Hum Pe Shaq Kiya Na Karo, Har Baat Pe Mera Naam Liya Na Karo. Hum Denge Sath Tumhara Zindgi Bhar, Har Kadam Pe Hume Ajnabi Samjha Na Karo.



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Takra ke nikal jate, hum dard ki raahon se Par beech me aati kyu yaado ki wo basti hai Wo baat hi karte hai bas chand sitaro ki Is ishq ke saude me ye jaan bhi sasti hai.



Chahte The Unhe Par IZHAR Na Kar Sake Kat Gai Umar Hum IKRAR Na Kar Na Sake Hmari Bhi Kaisi MAJBURI Thi JUBAN To Thi Par ISTEMAL Na Kar Sake



Apne Andar Hi Simat Jaun To Theek Me Her 1 Riste Se Kat Jau To Theek Tumne B Kab Vaade Nibhaye He Apne Me Bhi Vado Se Palat Jaun To Theek



Khayal Jab Unhe Mera Aaya Hoga, Meri Yaad Ne Unko Sataaya Hoga, Bhool Na Paye Jinhe Hum Aaj Tak, Kaise Unhone Hume Bhulaya Hoga.



Hasrato k jaha Se fir Dhuwa utne lga Pyar me Nakam dil fir jalne lga Kya khub sajaya logo ne Janaza mera Ab to janaze me b dum ghutne laga.



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Log kehtein hai ki khush raha karo Hamne kaha khush rehne ki wajah to do Log kehtein hai ki kisi ko apna bana lo hamne kaha na khushi ki wajah hi to hai woh.



Ajeeb Lagti HaiSham Kabhi- Kabhi Zindgi Lagti Hai Bejan Kabhi- Kabhi Samajh AayeTo Hame Bhi Batana Q Karti Hai Yaden Pareshan Kabhi-Kabhi.



Ye Thandi Hawa Kya Ghazab Kar Gayi, Purani Yaade Phir Taza Kar Gayi, Sukhi Padi Thi Aankhe 1 Arse Se, Phir Kisi Ki Yaad Inme Pani Bhar Gayi.



WOh bewaffa nahi mujhe pata hai, uski raah dekhna ye meri ada hai, Wo aaye na aaye ye uski waffa hai, bas tadapte rehna ye meri sazaa h.



Na rahein yun bekaraar hoti Na kadam yun besahara hote Gar teri mohabbat ki barish hoti To palkon pe yun angaare na hote.



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jaate jaate wo koi achchi nisani de gaye, umr bhar daura saku aisi kahani de gaye, hum to rah gye pyase, par hmari palko ko wo pani de gaye.



Nigah Pe Nigaho Ke Pehre Hote He In Nigah K Ghav B Gehre Hote He Na Jane Q Koste He Hum Badsurto Ko DIL Todnewale To Hasin Chehre Hi Hote He.



Khaffa hone se pehle Khata bata dena Rulane se pehle Hasna sikha dena Agar jana ho dur Aapko humse to Jane se pehle Hume akele jena sikha dena.



Sun sako to ek kahani hu main. Rakh sako to 1 nishani hu may. Rok na payi jise sari duniya. Woh ek BUND aankh ka PANI hu MAIN…



Chaand ki judai me asman bhi tadap gaya uski ek jhalak pane ko har sitara taras gaya baadal ke dard ka kya kahun wo bhi haste haste baras gaya.



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ane Loko Kahe Chhe..Ke Maari Shu Dasha Chhe, Hu Kahu Chhu..Ke Prem Ma Padavani Aa Saza Chhe, Vikharayela Vaal Aankho Hase Chhe Ke Rade Che, Kasoor Be-wafai No Nathi..Mohabbat Ni Aa Mazaa Chhe.



Sparsh na pushpo khile chhe swash ma Dhadkano gunji rahi chhe viswas ma Dil na safar no ant kyan hase? Nayan dode chhe tamari talash ma



Koi ni dhadkan na ame diwana bani gaya, prem na aasu thi ame bhinjai gaya, koine kadar kyan chhe amari, ame to bas temni vaat jota sukai gaya.



Humari Tanhai Mitane Ke Liye Kaun Aayega, In Roti Huyi Aankho Ko Chup Kaun Karayega, Kisi Ko Ab Humari Jarurat Hi Nahi Hain Yaro, Agar Mar Bhi Gaye To Dafnane Kaun Aayega.



Kitni Hasrat Thi Hume Unhe Dil Mein Basane Ki, Aaj Soch Ke Hi Aankho Se Paani Aa Jaate Hain, Log Milte Hain Aur Milkar Bichhad Jaate Hain, Hum Yaha Akele The Aur Akele Hi Reh Jaate Hain.



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De dard wo baat teri juba se har dafa nikle, Phir bhi har dua me tere liye wafa nikle, Jab chale jyenge naraz ho kr duniya se to khoge, Aap to humse bhi jyada khafa nikle….



Humari Tanhai Mitane Ke Liye Kaun Aayega, In Roti Huyi Aankho Ko Chup Kaun Karayega, Kisi Ko Ab Humari Jarurat Hi Nahi Hain Yaro, Agar Mar Bhi Gaye To Dafnane Kaun Aayega.



Palkon Pe Aansuo Ko Hum Saja Na Sake, Usako Bhi Dil Se Hum Bhula Na Sake, Har Kisi Se Zakhm Khaya Tha Dil Mera, Par Ye Zakhm Hum Kisiko Dikha Na.



Tu nathi to aa jagat Udas laage che , punam ni raatoy mujne aamas laage che, Anu Anu ma jagtna nihadu chu tane, nayan ni kiki ma pan taaro vaas lage che.



Sparsh na pushpo khile chhe swash ma Dhadkano gunji rahi chhe viswas ma Dil na safar no ant kyan hase? Nayan dode chhe tamari talash ma



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Baaki Kuch Nhi Ab Zamaane Me, Zindagi Guzar Rahi H Tujhe Bhulane Me, Ab Kyu Yaad Aate Ho Itna Door Jane Ke Baad, Shayad Tu Khush H Mujhe Yun Rulane Me…



wo aansu jo palko ki janat nahi bnte… wo chupke se dil mian utar jaya karte hai.. kuch log gamo ki numaish nahi karte.. bus khamoshi se bikhar jaya krte hai..



Aksar Gumsum Rehnewala Nagma Hu Mai . Apki Yado Me Rehnewala Lamha Hu Mai . Aap Meri Jaan Ho To 1 Bat Batao Apke Hote Huye B Kyu Tanha Hu Me.



Hamari yaad hamari har baat keh jayegi, Nishani k liye bas hamari baate rhe jayegi Agar aap chaoge jo inse picha chhudana, To bas ye apki chahat reh jayegi…..



Woh Aam C Shaam Thi Jab Juda Hue The Hum, Na Toot Kar Pyar Kiya Or Na Ro Sake Hum, Use Pane Ki Kosis To Bohat Ki, Magar Na Paya Use Or Na Kho Sake Hum….



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jindgi jine ka bahana dundte h unki nafrat me pyar dhundte h wo nai chahte sath hamara hum unke sath me jindgi ka sahara dundte h.



Jab Puch Hamne Unka Haal Unse, Har Baat Pr Raha Hame Malal Usne, Usne To Mere Hansi Ka Jawab Na Diya Hans Kr, Phir Kya Puchte Hm Dil Ka Sawal Unse,,…



1 Din mulaqat ho gyi unse yun hi, kar diya pyar ka izhar hamne bas yun hi, chale gaye chhod kar wo hame 1 Din, pucha jo sabab jane ka to likh diya khat me bas yun hi…



Tanha baitha hu usi raah par kahin, Jahan tak nazar gyi tanhai k siwa kuch nhi, Akela na hote aaj main is tarha, Magar apne jaate jaate hume pukara hi nhi..



Uski Yaado Me Kaha Hu Main, Usse Hi Kyu Door Ja Raha Hu Main, Shaam Hote Hi Dil Pukarta Hai Aksar, Kaha Ho Dekho Aaj Kitna TANHA Hu Main..



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Aaj Kuch Waqt Ke Liye Pas Mere Tum Aa Jate Bahut Tanha Hu Mai Aaj Kabhi Khud Ko Itna Kamzor Na Hone Diya Par Aaj Bikhar Gaya Hu Tum Aa Jate.



Dard hai dil mein par iska ehsas nahi hota rota hai dil jab vo pass nahi hota barbaad ho gaye hum unki mohabbat mein aur vo kehte hai is tarah pyaar nahi hota.



Aaj aapke pyar mein kuch kami dekhi chand ki chandni mein kuch nami dekhi udas hokar laut aye hum apne ghar jab mehfil apki gairo se saji dekhi.



shayar to log bas yu hi kaha karte hain hum to apne dil ka dard jubaan se nahi balki haatho se bayan kiya karte hain.



Muje apka agar thoda bhi sahara miltaa Main bhawar me na fastaa kinaara miltaa Apne hi chhod diyaa sath humaara Warnaa har janam me saath humaara miltaa.



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Kuch pal jhelo shayad hum fir na mile, Yaad kar lo shayd fir waqt na mile, Chale jayege zindagi se itni door ki, Haqikat to kya shyad fir sapne me bhi na mile..



pather se pyar kiya nadan the hum… galti humse hui insaan the hum… aaj jinhe humse baat krne main takleef hoti hai… kbhi wo kehte the unki jaan hai hum…



Yaad Krne Se KisiKa DIDAR Nhi HoTa YuHi KisiKo YAAD Krna Pyar Nhi HoTa Yaado Me KisiKi Hm B TADAPTE Hai Bas Use Hmare DarD Ka EHSAS Nhi HoTa



Us Yadgar Lamhe Ko Judai Me Badla Tha Wahi se Humara Dil Dhadka Tha Pata Nhi Kya Rishta He Humara UsSe JO Bina Usse Mile diL itna Tadpa Tha.



Is tarah dil me samaoge malum na tha dil ko itna tadpaoge malum na tha socha tha dur ho or yaad nhi aoge mgr is kadar yaad aoge malum na tha.



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