Lawyer Jokes for Whatsapp 56

Khushi ko Dhoondne se Gham Milte hai.. Ye Gham Zindagi mei Har Dum Milte hai…… jo Dil Ke saare dard Baant le.. Aise Chahne wale Zindagi mei Kam Milte hai…..



kbi lafz bhul jau, kbi bat bhool jau, tujhe is kadar chahu k, apni zaat bhul jau, uth k tere pass se main jo chal du, jate hue khud ko tere pas bhool jau………!!!



Kaha Koi Aisa Mila Jis Pe Dil Luta Dete Har Ek Ne Dhoka Diya Kis Kis Ko Bhula Dete Apne Dil Ka Dard Dil Hi Dil Mein Dabaye Rakhe Hain Karte Bayan To Mehfil Ko Rula Dete…



Main Rahu Na Rahu Meri Yaade Karengi Tumse Wafa, Tum Ye Na Samajhna Ki Hum Dost The Kuch Dino K Liye..



Mujhe Ab Neend Ki Talaash Nahi, Raaton Ko Jaagna Acha Lagta Hai Mujhe Nahi Malum Ke, Wo Meri Kismat Mein Hai Ya Nahi Magar Khuda Se Usey, Mangna Accha Lagta Hai, Pata Nahi Mujhe Haq Hai Yaa Nahi, Par Uski Parwah Karna Acha Lagta Hai Usey Chahna Sahi Hai Ya Nahi, Par Iss Ehsas Mein Jeena Acha Lagta Hai, Kabhi Hum Sath Honge Yaa Nahi, Par Yahi Khwaab Dekhna Acha Lagta Hai Wo Mera Ho Yaa Na Ho, Par Usey Apna Kahna Acha Lagta Hai .. !!!



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Kaash woh samajthe is dil ki tadap ko, Tho yun humein ruswa na kiya hotha. Unki ye berukhi zulm bhi manzoor thi humein, Bas ek baar humein samaj-liya hotha?



Kadam yuhi dagmaga gaye raaste me, Warna sambhlna hum bhi jaanthe the, Thokar bhi lagi tho us pathar se, Jise hum apna mante the…



Khelna Seekh Liya Ab Toh Dard Se Humne Jeena Seekh Liya Bewafai Ke Sath Ab Toh Dil Kis Kadar Toota Hai Kya Bataayein Hum Marne Se Pehle Kafan Odhna Sikh Liya Humne… ~ajnabi grl



Sabhi Ko Sabh Kuch Nahi Milta, Nadi Ki Har Lehar Ko Sahil Nahi Milta, Yeh Dil Walon Ki Dunia Hai Dost, Kisi Se Dil Nahi Milta To Koi Dil Se Nahi Milta… ~ajnabi grl



Tujhe paane ki Iss Liye Zidd Nahi kartey ke Tujhe khone ko Dil nahi karta, Tu Milta hai Toh iss Liye Nazre Nahi Uthaate ke Phir Nazrey Hataane ko Dil Nahi karta, Dil Ki Baat Iss Liye Tujh se Nahi Karte ke Apna dil dukhane Ko dil Nahi karta, Khwabon mein Iss Liye Tujh ko Nahi Sajaate ke Phir Neend Se jaagne ko Dil Nahi karta



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Chamak sachche motiyon ki kabhikam nahi hoti Nakli to kuchh pal ki chamak de jate hai Beech tufan ke manzar me chhoddete hai dhongi Par sachche dost sahil tak sath nibhate hai.



Na kar yaki tu mere akhatiyar me aakar har chehra hasi hota sitamgar sepehle Gairo se sitam mile apno se zakham na gairo ke ho sake aur na apnoke ham Duniya ki jhoothi raho par kya jeena hai is bharm se thoda-2 sach se marna hai.



kat te nahi ab din aur raate hamari dosti aapki hume hai jaan se bhi pyari beech ke faasle nahi dekhe jaatedosti me kyuki dosto ko bhulane ki fitrat nahi hai hamari.



Dard ki mehfil me ek sher humbhi aarz kiya karte hai.. Na kisi se marham Na duaon ki Ummed kiya karte hai.. kayi chehre lekar log yaha jiya karte hai……. hum in aasunao ko ek chehre ke liye peeya karte hai…. ~ajnabi



Wo roye to bahut, par mujhsemuh mod kar roye Koi majburi hogi to dil tod kar roye Mere samne kar diye mere tasveer ke tukde Pata chala mere piche wo unhe jod kar roye… ~ajnabi



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Rishto se badi chahat kya hogi.. Dost se badi ibaadat kya hogi.. Jisey dost mil sake Aap jaisa.. Usey zindgi se shikayat kya hogi.



Yaad na karoge to satAyenge. Ruthoge to manayenge. Ruoge to hasayege. Dost hai Hum saya nahi jo Apka saath chod jayenge.



Hum log tere shehar me “KHUSHBOO” ki tarah he . DOST . “MEHSOOS” to hote he dikhai nahi dete..



Dosti bani rahegi hamari zindgibhar Umed hai tumhe aitraz na hoga isbaat par Jab B ho tumhe dost ki zarurat hum he bas1SMS ki duri par.



Dost ek saahil hai tufaano ke liye Dost ek aaina hai armaano ke liye Dost ek mehfil hai anjaano ke liye Dosti ek khawaahish hai aap jaisedost ko paane ke liye.



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Koi Achhi Si Saza Do Muje, Chalo Aisa Karo Rula Do Mujhe, Dil Dukhaya Ho To Maut Aa Jaye Mujhe, Dil Ki Gehrai Se Ye Dua Do Mujhe…



Hum aapki yaad me udas hain, bas aapse milne ki aas hai, Chahe Dost kitne bhi kyun na ho, apne liye to bas aap hi khas hai.



Nibhayenge dosti marte dam tak, 7 denge tera har janam tak, . Agar ye dosti toot jaaye kahi, . To wada raha nahi karenge dostiagle 7 janam tak..



Pyar kahte hai.. Mohabbat kahte hai.. kuch log use bandagi kahte h.. magar jinke sath hum Dosti karteh.. hum unhe apni zindgi kahte He.



Pyar to har koi krta hai par pyar dilwalo ko milta hai lekin hr wo shaks pyara ho jata hai, jise ap jaisa Dost milta hai.



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Nazar Me Apke”Nazare Rahnge Palko Pe Chand”Sitare Rahenge Badal Jaye To”Badle Ye Zamana HumTo Hamesa Apki”Dosti” Ke Diwane” Rahenge..



Sharifo Me Koi Chor Nhi Hota Khwabo Me Koi OR Nhi Hota Library Me Koi Shor Nhi Hota OR Hm Se Jo Kre Dosti Wo Life Me Kbi Bor Nhi Hota.



Ajib dastan hoti h dosti ki, Ladna milne se bhi acha lagta h. Lad k manane wale b hote h kuch, To kuch ko chidhana acha lagta h. Dost k muh se kuch sunne k liye, Kabhi jhuk jana bhi acha lagta h. Safr train ka ho ya zndgi ka, Khtm hi nhi hoti batein… Phir bhi khamosh reh kar muskurana acha lagta h. 4 dosto mein lagta h,mil gayi puriduniya. Baki sab bhul jana achha lagta h.. Yaro hamesha sath rahna… Kyuki hume ye yarana achha lagta h..



Sharifo Me Koi Chor Nhi Hota, Khwabo Me Koi or Nhi Hota, Library Me Koi Shor Nhi Hota, or Hm Se Jo Kre dosti , Wo life me Kbi Bor Nhi Hota.



Zindgi ka pahla pyar kaun bhulta hai Ye pahli bar hota hai jab koi kisi ko Khud se badhkar chahta hai, Uski pasnd uski khwahish me khud ko bhul jata hai, Hota hai itna khubsurt pehla pyar to na jane Kyu aksar adhura reh jata hai…



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Rang Dikhati Hai Yeh Zindagi Kitne Gaer Bhi Ho Jaate Hai Ikk Pal Mein Apne Na Jana Kabhi Sapno Ki Duniyaa Mien Toot Jata Hai Dil, Toot Te Hain Jab Sapne…



Raaste Mein Pattharo Ki Kami Nahi Hai Mann Mein Toote Sapno Ki Kami Nahi Hai Chaahat Hai Unko Apna Banana Ki Magar Unke Paas Apno Ki Kami Nahi Hai



Gulab to toot kar bikhar jaata hai, Par khusbu hawa me barkarar rehti hai, Jaane wale to chod ke chale jaate hain, Par ehsaas to dilon me barkarar rehte hain…



Yaad karoge toh har baat yaad aayegi, Suhane waqt ki mauj ruk jayegi, Dhoodoge agar hamse behtar dost koi, Nigah door tak jayegi aur laut aayegi.



Manzil milne se dosti bhulayi nahi jati, Humsafar milne se dosti mitayi nahi jati, Dost ki kami har pal rehati hai yaar, Duriyo se dosti chupayi nhi jati…



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Dunya me bhut gum milenge, Sacche dost bahut kam milenge, Jb chor denge sab sath tumhara, Usi mod pe khade hum milenge.



Asman Se Tod Kar “TARA” Diya He, Tanhai Ne Ek “Sahara” Diya He Meri “Kismat” Bhi Naaz Karti Hai Mujh Pe, Khuda Ne “dost” Hi Itna Pyara Diya Hai…



Kasti bah jati hai tufan chale jateh, Yade reh jati hai insan chale jatehai. Dosti khatm nahi hoti kisi k dur jane se, Dukh jarur hota hai sath chhut jane se.



Vo Dil Hi kya Jo Dost ke liye Dua Na kare, Apako Bhulneka Julm To khuda Bhi Na kare, Rahegi Apaki Or Hamari Dosti kayam, Chahe Aap Yaad kare Ya Na kare.



Dosti baris ka naam nahi ke barse aur thum jaye, Dosti suraj nahi ke chamke aur dub jaye, Dosti to naam hai saans ka jo chale to “ZINDAGI” or Ruke to”MOUT” Ban jaye.



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Aapki yaadon ke sahare jee lete hain, Aapse milne ki khwaish liye jee lete hain, Jeene ko to jee sakte hain tere bagair hum, Mile agar aap to mar bhi sakte hain…



Gehri thi raat lekin hum khoye nahi, Dard bahot tha dil mein par hum roye nahi, Koi nahi humara jo puche humse, Jag rahe ho kisi ke liye ya soye hi nahi..



Hansne ke baad kyu rulati hai duniya, Jaane ke baad kyu bhulati hai duniya, Zindagi me kya kuch kasar baaki thi, Jo marne ke baad bhi jalati hai duniya..



Kabhi Usko Bhi Meri Yaad Sataati Hogi. Apni Aankhon Mei Mere Khawab Woh Bhi Sajaati Hogi. Woh Jo Har Waqt Khayaalon Mei Basi Rehti Hai. Kabhi To Woh Meri Bhi Yadon Mei Kho Jaati Hogi…



Agar Bhigne ka itna hi shoq hai baarishme To Dekho na meri aankhon me Baarish to har ek ke liye hoti hai Lekin ye aankhein sirf tumhare liye barasti hain…



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Zindagi Ka Safar Toh Ek Haseen Safar Hai Her Kisii Ko Kisii Na Kisii Ki Talash Hai Kisii Ke Pass Manzil Hai Toh Raah Nahi Aur Kisii Ke Pass Rah Hai Toh Manzil Nahi.



Naa Chain Hai Naa Karaar Hai, Suna Suna Sa Hai Sab, Sab Kuch Viran Hai, Ek Ajab Si Kasmakash Mein Hun, Sab Kuch Hai Pass Merey Phir Bhi Akela Hun, Sari Raat Na Soya Hun, Teri Hi Yaadon Mein Khoya Hun.

Gehri Thi Raat, Lakin Hum Khoye Nahi; Dard Bahoot Tha Dil Mein, Lakin Hum Roye Nahi; Koi Nahi Hamara Jo Puche Humse; Jag Rahe Ho Kisi Ke Liye, Ya Kisi Ke Liye Soye Hi Nahi!

Tum aaye zindgi me kahani ban kar, Tum aaye zindgi me raat ki chandni ban kar, Basa lete hai jinhe hum aankho me, Wo aksar nikal jate hai aankho se paani ban kar… altaf)

Hasna hamara kisi ko ganvara nahi hota, har musafir zindagi ka sahara nahi hota, Milte hai bahut log is tanha zindagi me, Par har DOST tumsa PYARA nahi hota…

Zindagi Se Poocho Ye kya Chahti Hai, Bus Ek usi ki Wafa Chahti hai, Kitni Masoom or Nadan hai Zindagi, Khud Bewafa hai or Wafa Chahati hai… ====Altaf====

Dariya wafaon ka kabhi rukta nhi Muhabbat mai insaan kabhi jhukta nhi Khamosh hain hum unki khushi k liye,Aur woh samjhe baithe h k dil humara dukhta nhi.

Saza Dena Humko Bbi Aata He ye Jaan Magar Tu Taklif Se Gujare ye Hume Gavara Nahi…

Chupa le is tarah se tu mujhko apni baan’hon mein… K hawa bhi guzarne ki ijaazat maange.

Insan K Kandhe Pr Insan Ja Rha Tha.. > kfn Me Lipta Armaan Ja Rha Tha > jinhe Mili Mohbat Me Be-wfai wfa Ki Tlaash Me Shamsan Ja Rha Tha

Dil ki awaz ko izhar kehte hai, Jhuki nigah ko ikarar kehte hai, Sirf paane ka naam ishq nahi, Kuch khone ko bhi pyaar kehte hain….:-)amit shukla

Kuch sochu to tera khayaal aajata hai Kuch bolu o tera naam aa jatahai Kab tk chupau dil ki baat Uski har ada pr humko pyar aa jata hai….:-)amit shukla

Sachche pyar mein nikle aansu aur rote hue bache ke aansu ek saman hote hai, Kyun ki dono ko pata to hai ki dard kya hai par kisi ko bata nahi sakte

Chand utra tha humari mehfil main sitaro ko ganwara na hua hum sitaro se kya gila kre jab chand hi humara na hua.

Jabh Jabh Gya mai uske pass.. Usne ek baar bhi mudh kr na dekh.. abh hum shinshan ki tarah daaru pee rahe the.. toh kehne lagi aaj kal bulatey nai.. koi aur mil gyi kya :p :p

Hatheli Saamne Rakhna, Ke Sab Aansoo Gire Usme… Jo Ruk Jaayega Honthon Par, Samajh Jaana Ke “Wo Hum Hain”. Jo Chal Jaaye Hawa Thandi, To Aankhen Band Kar Lena… Jo Jhonkaa Tez Ho Sabse, Samajh Jaana Ke “Wo Hum Hain”.

Jutha Apnapan To Har Koi Jatata Hai, Wo Apna Hi Kya Jo Pal Pal Satata hai, Yakin Na Karna Har Kisi Pe, Kyun Ki Karib Hai Kaun Kitna Ye To Waqt Hi Bhatata hai…

Kya Kahein Bin Tere Ye Zindagi Hai Kaisi , Dil Ko Jalati Yeh Bebasi Hai Kaisi , Na Keh Pate Hain Na Seh Pate Hain , Na Jane Taqdeer Mein Likhi Ye Aashiqui Hai Kaisi…

kash kucch dino ke liye duniya ko cchod jana mumkin hota…. Suna he log bahut yaad karte he duniya se chale jaane ke baad”… By:rock jignesh…



Mohabbat Har Insaan Ko Aazmati Hai, Kisi Se Rooth Jaati Hai Par Kisi Pe Muskurati Hai, Mohabbat Khel Hi Aisa Hai, Kisi Ka kuch nahi Jaata Kisi Ka Sab Kuch Chala Jaata Hai



Haan mera har lamha chura liya aapne, Aap ho ki koi chand dikha diya aapne, Hamein Zindagi di kisi or ne, Par pyaar itna deke jeena sikha diya aapne…



Mera har lamha chura liya aapne, Aankhon ko ek chand dikha diya aapne, Hamein zindagi di kisi aur ne, Par pyaar itna dekar jeena sikha diya aapne…



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Har nami me kuchh kami to rahegi Ankhe kuchh shabnami to rahegi Zindgi ko hum kitna bi savare Bin apke kuchh kami to rahegi…



Hashraton se Hum Aapki Rah Saja Denge, Sapno ki Doulat Hum Aap Pr Luta Denge, Na koi Phool he Aaj Mere Daman me, Lekin Aapke aane Pr Hum Apni Palke Juka Denge.



Arz kiya he Ki ruthi he aise wo humse Jaise hum sach me unhe mana lenge . . Wah-Wah . . Ki ruthi he aise wo humse Jaise hum sach me unhe mana lenge . . Itna waqt kaun bekar kare Itne me to hum DUSRI pata lenge…:P



Ruthane Ka Hak Aap Rakhte Hain Manane Ki Chahat Ham Rakhte Hain, Aapke Hoton Pe Muskurahat Yoon Hi Bani Rahe Yahi Dua Rab Se Hum Roz Karte Hai..



TERI DOSTHI NE ZINDAGI KO EK MAKSAD DIYA HAI, HAR SUKH DUKH ME MENE TERA EHSAS KIYA HAI, JB BHI JAPKE PALKE AAPKI TO SAMJH LENA KI HAMNE YAAD KIYA HAI,



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Mere Shehar Me Shaam Hoti Ja Rahi Hai.. Zndgi Meri Ilzaam Hoti Ja Rahi Hai.. Wo To Ab Bhi Azaad Hai Mohabbat Se.. Lekin Meri Har Saans Uski Gulaam Hoti Ja Rahi Hai..!



Pyar Ek Ibaadat Hai Khone Mat Dena.. Bewafaai Gunah Hai Hone Mat Dena.. Agar Karte Ho Pyar Humse To Kasam Hai Tumko.. Hume Kabi Tum Roone Mat Dena..!



Waqt bhi lata hai karwatin kaisi kaisi,,, umer itni to nahi thi,,, par sabaq bahut kuch seekh liya,,,



kuch patthar me b phool khil jate hain… kuch anzane b apne ban jate hain……. is katil duniya me kuch lasho ko kafan b nasib nahi hote., aur kuch lasho pe tajmahal ban jate hain…



Main Isliye Baithta Nahi Tanha Jane Kaise Teri Yaad Chali Aati Hai Lakh Karta Hun Koshish Ki Na Roun Par Mahfil Me Bhi Ye Rula Jati Hai.



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Dard Bhi Ek Ehsaas Hai.. Door Ja Kar Bhi Wo Mere Paas Hai.. Ishq Lafzo Ki Mohtaaz Nahi Hai.. Ek Pal Me Jo Mit Jaaye Wo Pyar Nahi Hai..!



Seene Se Jalan Mitaaye Nahi Mitt Ti.. Tasveer Teri Dilse Hataaye Nahi Hatt Ti.. Pyar Ki Aag Bhi Kya Kamal Cheez Hai.. Lag Jaye To Bujhaaye Nahi Bujh Ti..!



Mere Dard Ki Inteha Na Pucho.. Meri Zndgi Me Bahut Gam Hai.. Jab Bhi Chaha Unhe Haal E Dil Sunana.. To Wo Hass Kar Bole Ki Aaj Hum Busy Bahut Hai..!



Bepanah Chaha Jise Wo Laut Kar Aaya Nahi.. Mere Dil Ko Uske Siva Aur Koi Bhaaya Nahi.. Pyar Ki Saudagiri Me Hum Barbaad Rahe.. Usne Kuch Khoya Nahi Maine Kuch Paaya Nahi..!



Pyar Ka Badla Kabi Chuka Na Sakenge.. Chah Kar Bhi Aapko Bhula Na Sakenge.. Aap Hi Hain Mere Laabon Ki Hassi.. Aapse Bichdre To Fir Kabi Muskura Na Sakenge..!



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Intjaar mein intjaar ka bhi intjaar naa raha.. to kya hua pyaar to hai, chaahe aitbaar na raha.



Log jab poochte hain kay kon bewafa hai jo teri ye haalat kar gaya… Main muskura kay kehta hu her kisi ke labb par uska nam achha nhi lagta. PA1



Kisi Ke Jaane Se Sanse Kabi Rukhti Nahi.. Kisi Ke Na Laut Aane Se Zndgi Kabi Thamti Nahi.. Khwaaish Har Waqt Rehti Hai Dilme Use Paane Ki.. Har Khwaaish Poori Ho Ye Bhi To Zaruri Nahi..!



Kisi Ke Jaane Se Sanse Kabi Rukhti Nahi.. Kisi Ke Na Laut Aane Se Zndgi Kabi Thamti Nahi.. Khwaaish Har Waqt Rehti Hai Dilme Use Paane Ki.. Har Khwaaish Poori Ho Ye Bhi To Zaruri Nahi..!



Mere Dil Ko Tod Kar Tum Jaoge Jaha.. Meri Baat Tumko Yaad Aayegi Waha.. Mai To Apna Samajhkar Tumko Maaf Kar Dungi.. Magar Maaf Na Karega Tumko Ye Jahan.!



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Badi shidat se koshish kar raha hoon ab mein tumhe bhulne ki, Kabhi bahut dil se duaa kartatha tumhe apna banane ki.



Chor di ham ne dunia bas terikhushi ke liye.. jee sakenge na ab ham kisi ke liye.. tera milna, bicherna ek khwabsa tha.. teri qasam traste rahe bas ek hansi ke liye.. teri judai se badh kr kiya gham ho ga.. zakham kafi hain yeh hee meri zindgi ke liye.



Tum mujhe kabhi dil to kabhi aankho se pukaro… ye hontho ke tabassum to zamane ke liye hain



Itbar wo kaise kare jinhe khud hi khud ki kismat pe etbar nahi, pyar vo kaise kare jinke hisse mein pyar hai hi nahi



Na Karta Shikayat Zamane SeKoi, Agar Maan Jaata Manane Se Koi, Kisi Ko Kyun Hamesha Yaad Karta Koi, Agar Bhul Jaata Bhulane Se Koi!



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Bewafa hai dunia kisi ka aitbaar na karo, har pal dete hai dhoka kisi sepyar na karo, mit jao beshaq tanha ji kar, par kisi ke sath ka intzaar nakaro.



Sukun milta hai jab unse baathoti hai, hazar raato mein wo ek raat hoti hai, nigah utha ke jb wo dekhti hai meri traf, wo 1nigah meri puri kaynaat hoti hai.



Pyar mein milna zaruri nahi, pyar mein izhaar bhi zaruri nahi, zaruri sirf ehsaas hai jo zindagi sawarde, unhe pana ya na pana zaruri nahi.



Zindgi ke safar ko lafzo mein piroya hai, Apni har gazal ko dard mein bhigoya hai, plz aaj wah wah na kehna, kyun ki aaj fir ye dil kisi ki yaad mein roya hai



ham se dur jaoge kaise, dil se hame bhulaoge kaise, ham vo khushbu hai jo sanso me baste hai, sanso se hame nikalo ge kaise.



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Ruthi hui aankhon mein intezar hota hai, Na chahte hue bhi pyar hota hai, Kyun dekhte hain hum wo sapne, Jinke tutne par bhi unke sach hone kaintezar hota hai



Kaise hum apni mobat ko uske samne byan kre. Wo mere jindgi h ye kehkr kaise use hariaan kre. Hum to ujad chuke h pyar k rah pr chlkr. Ab uski zindgi kyo hm viraan kre. Chod denge uski duniya ko 1 din hmesa k liye. Use keh do wo hmare liye khud ko itna preshaan n kre



Sukun milta hai jab unse baat hoti hai, Hazaaro raato me wo ek raat hoti hai, Nigaahe uthake dekhe kabhi jo meri taraf, Wo hi ek nigaha meri qayenat hoti hai,



Teri aankhon se kaash koi ishara to hota Kuchh hi sahi ik jeene ka sahara to hota Tod dete duniya ki hadon ko ham Ik baar toone mohabbat se pukara to hota…



Phir kahin door se ik baar sada do mujko, Meri tanhai ka ehsaas dila domujhko, Tum to chand ho tumhe meri zaroorat kya hai, Main diya hoon kisi chaukhat pe jala do mujko.



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Jo Wada Kiya Hai Wo Nibhana Hoga, Ek Din Laut Kar Tumhe Aana Hoga, Dil Todkar Muskura Rahe Ho Aaj, Dekhna Ek Din Tumhe Bhi Pachtana Hoga…



Raaste Mein Pattharo Ki Kami Nahi Hai Mann Mein Toote Sapno Ki Kami Nahi Hai Chaahat Hai Unko Apna Banana Ki Magar Unke Paas Apno Ki Kami Nahi Hai..



Rang Dikhati Hai Yeh Zindagi Kitne Gaer Bhi Ho Jaate Hai Ikk Pal Mein Apne Na Jana Kabhi Sapno Ki Duniyaa Mien Toot Jata Hai Dil, Toot Te HainJab Sapne…



Log Rooth Jate Hain Mujhse,, Aur Mujhe Manana Nahi Aata… Main Chahta Hun Kya,,? Mujhe Jatana Nahi Aata.. Aansuo Ko Pina Purani Aadat Hai,, Mujhe Aansu Bahana Nahi Aata… Log Kehte Hai,,Dil Patthar Hai Mera,, Is Liye Ise Pighlana Nahi Aata… Ab Kiya Kahoon,,!! Kya Aata Hai..Kiya Nahi Aata…!! Bas Mujhe Mousam Ki Tarah Badalna Nahi Aata..



Pariyon se sunder hai mehbooba meri, Paakar use khud par naaz karta hun, Har janam mein bas usi ka banna hai, Ye elaan sareaam karta hun



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Seekh gaye hum bhi apne dard ko chupana, Seekh gaye hum bhi bahaana banana, Na seekh paaye to bas itna, Apne dil ko khush kar auron ke dil ko dukhaana



Unki galiyon ki hawa har dard ki dawaban gayi, Doori unki meri chaahat ki saza ban gayi, Kaise bhooloon unhein ek pal ke liye, Unki yaad toh jeene ki vajah ban gayi!



Kagaz pe ham ne zindagi likh dali aansuo ko seech-seech kr khusi likh dali drd jab ubhara lafzo ke rup me to logo ne kaha wah kya gazal likh dali…



aapko kabhi khone nahi denge…aap ho jauo hamse juda ye hone nahi denge….bejwa rahe hain aapko keemti tohfa machharo ko…jo aapko raat bhar sone nahi denge…good night.?



Tanhaayi ka lamba safar katt-ta hi nahi Aapke bina koi accha lagta hi nahi. Koi nahi jo pooch ley iss dard-e-dil ka haal Aapke binn ye DIL kahi lagta hinhi…



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Chaahta hu tujhe pyaar du, Dost pe apni jindagi waar du, Jab tera SMS nahi milta to, Man karta hai teri jaan nikaal du. THANSA SARAN



Nigaahe dhoondh rahi hai, Wahi khwaab sunhare, Jo kabhi mil baith kar dekhe the Ham dono ne. THANSA SARAN



Bahut udaas hai jindagi thoda pyaar to kar lene do, Yun roko na raaho ko mere thoda saath to chal lene do, Chand lamhe hai in aankhon me, Un lamho me jee lene do. THANSA SARAN



Ab kya kahu tumse, Agar kuch kahna hai to, Sirf itna ki maine pyaar kiya, Ab nahi raha jata, kah do na pyaar hai. THANSA SARAN



Har ek shaam aati hai Teri yaado ki gataaye, Aur har raat barasti hai meri tanhaai me. THANSA SARAN



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Kisi ko siddat se mat chahna mere dost . . . . Bhut pyar se dhokha dete he pyar se chahne wale



Jaroori nahi dosti me mulakaat hoti rahe, Jaroori nahi ki baat hoti rahe, Par jo jaroori hai wo bas yahi, Ki dost ko meri dosti yaad aati rahe. THANSA SARAN



Mujhko iraade de Kasamein de, waade de Meri duaaon ke ishaaron ko sahaare de Dil ko thikaane de Naye bahaane de Khaabon ki baarishon ko Mausam ke paimane de Apne karam ki kar adaayein Kar de idhar bhi tu nigaahein Sun raha hai naa tu Ro raha hun main Sun raha hai naa tu Kyun ro raha hun main…



Jo tum chaaho wo tumhaare ho, Roshan raate aur khoobsurat sawera ho, Jaari rakhege ham duao ka silasila, Kee kaamyaab har manjil pe dost hamara ho… THANSA SARAN



Main teri yaado me gujar doonga umra tamaam, Dil me teri soorat rahegi aur labo pe tera hi naam THANSA SARAN



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Uske chehre pe is kadar noor tha… Ki uske yaadon me rona bhi manzoor tha. Bewafa bhi nahi keh sakte usse…. Pyaar to humne kiYA hai vo to bekasur tha.



Apne humsafar se apne jaisa hone ki ummeed mat kijiye, Qki app kisi ka right hand, apne right hand me pakadkar uske saath nahi chal sakte.



Uske Sath Rehte Rehte Uski Chahat Si Ho Gayi Hai Usse Baat Karte Karte Mujhe Uski Aadat Si Ho Gayi Hai Ek Pal Na Mile Toh Bechani Si Lagti Hai Dosti Nibhate Nibhate Usse Mohabbat Si Ho Gayi Hai.



Khoobsurati ki pehchan banawat se nehi hoti, mohabbat ki pehchan dhadkano ki aahat se nehi hoti…. kaise samajh liya khush he hum aapke bagair, janeman khusiyo ki pehchan muskrahat se nehi hoti….



Tuje chahne me ye umr bit gy Na chah kr b chaht badh gai Chaht hi meri zindgi huva krti ti Ab chaht hi meri mrne ki vjh bn gai mai ayr meri chaht



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Rulane se pahale ek bar hansaya to hota, Kasoor kya hai is dil ka bataya to hota, Mili saza us khata ki jo na ki kabhi hamne, Kash yeh dil kabhi kahin lagaya na hota



Anshhu hote nahi bahane ke liye, Gam hote hai pi jaane ke liye , Suchhi dosti kabhi bichadti nahi, Bas thodi si door hoti hai. Aur paas aane ke liye…..



Yeh Haseen mausam , yeh Hawaaye , yeh Baarish Lagta hai , Mohabbat mein kisi ne aaj , Wafa karli !!



Kismat Or Dil Me Itna Sa Fark He Ki Jo Log Dil Me Hote He Wo Kismat Me Nhi Hote Or Jo Kismat Me Hote He Wo Dil Me Nhi Hote…



Mujhko iraade de Kasamein de, waade de Meri duaaon ke ishaaron ko sahaare de Dil ko thikaane de Naye bahaane de Khaabon ki baarishon ko Mausam ke paimane de Apne karam ki kar adaayein Kar de idhar bhi tu nigaahein Sun raha hai naa tu Ro raha hun main Sun raha hai naa tu Kyun ro raha hun main.. /vineet yadav/



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Apne hi haathon mein likhi hai taqdeer apni. Aur apni hi taqdeer par apna bas nahi chalta.



Mujhko iraade de Kasamein de, waade de Meri duaaon ke ishaaron ko sahaare de Dil ko thikaane de Naye bahaane de Khaabon ki baarishon ko Mausam ke paimane de Apne karam ki kar adaayein Kar de idhar bhi tu nigaahein Sun raha hai naa tu Ro raha hun main Sun raha hai naa tu Kyun ro raha hun main… By-nripendebnath



Saari duniya se bagaawat ki thi, Yaad aata hai maine bhi mahobbat ki thi, Usko chhod ke haste huye ghar aa ke Itne roye the ke aankho ne bhi shikayat ki thi.



Judai Key Lamhe Beqarar Karte HainMere Halaat Hi Mujhe Lachaar KarteHainKabhi Toh Pad Leti Aankhein Meri..Kaise Khud Kahein Hum Key Tumhi SePyar Karte Hain…



Zindagi Se Nafrat Kise Hoti Hai, . Marne Ki Chahat Kise Hoti Hai, . Pyar Bhi Ek Ittefaq Hota Hai, . Warna Aansuo Se Mohabbat Kise Hoti Hai..!!



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Paraayeon Se Dosti Ki Gunzaaish Nahi Hoti Marne Ke Baad Koi Khawaish Nahi Hoti Kahi Koi Pyar Bhara Dil Toota Hoga Zaroor Nahi Toh Naino Se Aansuo Ki Barish Nahi Hoti!!!



Yaadon Me Hamari Aap Bhi Khoye Honge, Khuli Aankho Se Kabhi Aap Bhi Soye Honge, Maana Hasna Hai Ada Gam Chhupane Ki, Par Haste Haste Kabhi Aap Bhi Roye Honge…



Aankhon Main Mehfuz Rkhna Sitaaron Ko Ab Dur Talak Sirf Raat Hogi Moosafir Tum Bhi Ho Moosafir Ham Bhi Hein Kisi Naa Kisi Mod Par Phir Mulakaat Hogi…



Hai ye zindagi Lamho se bani hai ye zindgi, Sapno se sazi hai ye zindgi, Labzo me bayan ki ye zindgi, jaan le ab yahi hai ye zindgi!



Bachpan Ki Ameeri Na Jane Kaha Kho Gayi… . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Warna Barishon Me Hamare Bhi Jahaaz Chala Karte The !!!!



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meri nigho me tera chera rahe ,meri sasu me teri dakan rahe bich na kabhi ham yahi hamri hamesh dua rahe



Ishq Mohbat to hazaro karte he Gum aur judai se sabhi darte he hum to na Ishq karte he na mohbat bus DOST ki ek SMILE k liye SMS karte hai…



Muskura do ki ye subah tumhari hai, Kah do dil ki baat ki aaj duniya tumhari hai, Phaila do khusiyon ka aanchal aise ki, Lage hume ki bus har waqt kami tumhari hai.



Dooor Kahi Waadi Main Rehta Hai Koi Her Lamhaa Khayaal Mein Rehta Hai Koi Keisa Hai Woh Kiss Haal Mein Hai Koi Diil Ke Harr Sawaal Mein Rehta Hai Koi…



Aghosh Mein Lelo Mujhe Tanha Hoon Main Basa Lo Dil Ki Dhadkan Mein Tanha Hoon Main Jo Tum Nahin Zindagi Mein Toh Kuchh Nahin Samaa Jao Mujhi Mein Ke Tanha Hoon Main..



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The height of candle may differ,they yield the same brightness. it’s not the matter of ur position,but its your ability that actually shines.



Aalam pnaha aur na sultan jayenge……….! Jannat me sirf sahi-be-eman jayenge……….! Ahad jtr



E jane tamanna jara sambhal ke chalana. Bahut jagah hamara dil tuke gira he. Shayad aapke pairome chubh jae…/vineet yadav/



Kab Howi pyar ki Barsat Mujhe Yaad Nahi. Khof mein doobi mulaqat Mujhe Yaad Nahi. Mai to Madhosh tha kuch itna Uski Chahat Mein. Us Ne Kab Chorr Diya Sath Mujhe Yaad Nahi.



Roothne walon se koyi jakar ye pooche ki, Wo khud hi roothe rahe ya hamse manaya na gaya..



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Aisi Wani Boliye Ki Jamkar Jhagda Hoye Gaur Farmaiye Aisi Wani Boliye Ki Jamkar Jhagda Hoye. Par Usse Na Boliye Jo Aapse Tagda Hoye..



Mountain Dew Peene Se Ud Jata Hai Fear. Basically Ur Concepts R Not Clear. Wah.. Wah.. Dost Ne Pucha Exam Me “5th Ans Batao” Maine Kaha “Melody Khao Khud Jaan Jao” Ek Or Arz Kia Hai, Maine Piya Aapka Khoon. Gd Aftrnoon Gd Aftrnoon Bas Ek Aur, Apke Pyar Me Pagal Ho Gaye Peter. Ab Hero Honda Splendor 80km Per Litre..



Atma Chod Gayi Jism Purana. Didi Tera Devar Deewana. Blood Donate Karne K Pehle Hamesa Group Janchna. Basanti In Kutto K Samne Mat Nachna. Yashomati Maiya Se Bole Nandlala, Ooh La La.



Ek Sher Arz Hai Idhar Bhi Gum Ho Gaya Hai. Udher Bhi Gum Ho Gaya Hai. Zara Bhaawnaaoo Ko Samajhiye… Idhar Bhi Gum Ho Gaya Hai. Udher Bhi Gum Ho Gaya Hai. . . . . . . . . Msg Delete Kar Do Sher Khatam Ho Gaya Hai.



Naa Chain Hai Naa Karaar Hai, Suna Suna Sa Hai Sab, Sab Kuch Viran Hai, Ek Ajab Si Kasmakash Mein Hun, Sab Kuch Hai Pass Merey Phir Bhi Akela Hun, Sari Raat Na Soya Hun, Teri Hi Yaadon Mein Khoya Hun.

Koi Lamha Mera Na Ho Tere Bina, Har Saans Pe Naam Tera, Kyunki Tum Hi Ho, Ab Tum Hi Ho Zindagi, Ab Tum Hi Ho Chain Bhi, Mera Dard Bhi Tum Ho, Meri Aashiqui Ab Tum Hi Ho.

Yeh kajal yuhi rahene do, Apne naino k talee, Khubsurat kar deti hai yeh kaajal, Tumhare naino k liye, Nazar se bachayegi yeh kaajal, Tumhari khubsurti k liye, Rehene do yuhi yeh kaajal, Apne naino k liya.

Yeh Husan Waale Wafa Ki Keemat Kaya Jaane, Be-wafa Hain Yeh Gam-e-muhabbat Kaya Jaane, Milta Ho Jinhen Har Mod Par Naya Hamsafar, Woh Hum Jaise Deewano Ki Kadar Kaya Jaane.

Meri Khwahish Hai Meri Shayari Ko Tum Samjho,. Yeh Aarzoo Nahi Hai Ki Log Wah Wah Karein.

Likhu Kuch Aaj Ye Waqt Ka Takaza Hai Mere Dil Me Dard Abhi Taaza Hai Gir Padte Hai Ashq Mere Kagaz Par Kalam Me Sayahi Kam Aur Aansoo Jyada Hai.

Na Zane Kisi Ka Intzaar Hame Aaj B Hai. Sukoun To Bahut Hai, Hame Par Dil Bekarar Aaj Bhi Hai. Tumne Hame Nafrato Ke Siwa Hame Kuch B Na Diya. Un Nafrato Se Pyaar Hame Aaj B Hai?

Ek Sayri Sunate Hai, . . . Jara Gaur Se Suniye, . . . Mujhko Nhi Aati Hai Mujhko Nhi Aati Hai . . Kisi Aur Se Suniye.

Ghar Ke Bahar Bhale Hi Dimaag Le Jao.. Qki Dunia Ek Bazaar Hai.. Lekin Ghar Ke Andar Sirf Dil Le Jao.. Qki Waha Ek Parivaar Hai..!

Golden Words: Aap Ka Khush Rehna Hi.. Aap Ke Dushman Ke Liye Sab Se Badi Saza Hai..!

Zndgi Ki Haqiqat Sirf Itni Hoti Hai.. Jab Jaagta Hai Insaan To Kismat Sooti Hai.. Insaan Jis Par Apna Haq Khud Se Jayada Samajhta Hai.. Wo Amanat Aksar Kisi Aur Ki Hoti Hai..!

Main Lafzon Me Kuch Bhi Izhaar Nahi Karta, Iska Matlab Yeh Nahi Ki, Main Tujhe pyar Nahi Karta.. Chahta Hu Main Tujhe Aaj Bhi Par, Teri Soch Mein Apna Waqt Bekar Nahi Karta.. Tmasha Na Ban Jaye Kahi Mahobbat Meri, Isiliye Apne Dard Ko Namudaar Nahi Karta.. Jo Kuch Mila Hai Usi Me Khush Hu Main, Tere Liye Bhagwan Se Taqraar Nahi Karta.. Par Kuch To Baat Hai Teri Fitrat Me Ae Zalim, Warna Main Tujhe Chahne Ki Khataa Bar-Bar Nahi Karta.. By:- Raz

Mere Dard Ki Inteha Na Pucho.. Meri Zndgi Me Gam Bahut Hai.. Jab Bhi Chaha Unhe Haal E Dil Sunana.. To Wo Hass Kar Bole Ki Aaj Hum Busy Bahut Hai..!

ye duniya na jaane kaisi ho gai hai…. dilon se khelna sabki aadat ho gai hai…. mohabbat sirf kitabo me reh gai hai….. vo din beet gae jab log ishq me jaan dete the….. ab sirf jism ki bhook reh gai hai….. koi nahi sunta kisi ke dil ki sada…… sabko dilon se khelne ki aadat si ho gai hai…

Akele hum kal bhi the, akele hum aaj bhi hain. Marte hum kal bhi the, marte hum aaj bhi hain. Kya kare zindagi ne hame mauka hi nhi dia, varna- rote hum kal bhi the, rote humaaj bhi hain!

Aaj kal humse ruthe huye he sanam Pyar me ho rahe he sitam pe sitam Lekin Khuda ki kasam Honge jis roj hum aamne samne Sare shikwe gile door ho jayenge

1bar Subse Khafa Hona Chahta Hu 1bar apne saye se b juda hona chahta hu uski yade muje jgati h sari raat bus 1bar use bhul k sona chahta hu…

Vajud nahi jiska wo hasti kis kam ki, jaha dil na lage wo basti kis kaam ki, yaad aapki aaye aur hum SMS na kare ,to apni ye sweet si dosti kis kaam ki…

Hamein yun hi apni saanson me basa kar rakhna, apne dil k ek kone me basa k rakhna. Pyaar karo na karo hamse aap tut kar, bas apne hothon me mera naam yun hi saza kar rakhna BY-Dj

Dil ki baat aankhon se keh gaye, Wo rakhe hue jahar ko apne haathon se peela gaye. Karte kaise inkaar ham unhe maut se, jab unki pehli nazar pe hi ham mar gaye.

ab to ye tamanna hai ki pa lu tujhe, phir dunia se chura lu tujhe, dekh paye na koi tujhe mere siwa, u apne Dil me chhupa lu tujhe..

khushbu ne phool ko khas banaya, phool ne mali ko khas banaya, chahat ne mohabbat ko khas banaya, kambakht mohabbat ne kitno ko devdas banaya… by-dj

Koi khud se bhi pyaara hota hai, koi to dil ka sahara hota hai, jaruri nahi zindagi apne liye hi pyaari ho, zindagi me koi to zindagi se bhi pyaara hota hai.. By-Dj

Ek mulakat anjan hoti hai, anjan se hi pehchan hoti hai, jaha dekho vaha ishq k bimari bethe hai, hazaro mar chuke hai fir bhi lakho taiyar bathe hai… By-djrahul

Mohabbat har insan ko aajmati hai, kisi se ruth jati hai aur kisi pe muskurati hai, mohabbat khel he aisa hai, kisi ka khuch nahi jaata hai, aur kisiki jaan chali jati hai!

Dil main sirf chahat hai teri, aur yeh zindagi teri kahani hai, meri ankh se girta hai ansu, tu samjhe to hera hai na samjhe to pani hai!

Us Ke Sath Rehte Rehte Hamein Chahat Si Ho Gayi, Usse Baat Karte Karte Hamein Aadat Si Ho Gayi, Ek Pal Bhi Na Mile To Najane Bechaini Si Rehti Hai, Dosti Nibhate Nibhate Hamein Mohabbat Si Ho Gayi…!!

Kash Dil ki awaz me itna asar ho jay, Hum apko yaad karen aur apko khabar ho jay, Aaj kuda se itni hi dua hai, aap jo bhi chaho vo haqiqat ho jay…!!

Pyar to har koi krta hai . par pyar dilwalo ko milta hai . lekin hr wo shaks pyara ho jata hai, . jise ap jaisa Dost milta hai.

Dil me apki har bat rahegi. Jagah chhoti hai magar aabad rahegi. Chahe hum bhule zamane ko. Aapki ye pyari si DOSTI” hamesha yaad rahegi.”



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Mere Intjar Ka Sabr Toot Gaya Mere Intjar Ka Sabr Toot Gaya Message Karne Vale Kya Tera Mobile Toot Gaya.



Aur To Kuch Nahi Chahiye Mujhe Aye Zindagi. Bas Wo Ek Hi Shakhs Lauta Do. Jo Mujhe Sabse Pyara Hai.



To Arz Kiya Tum Jo Aye Zindgi Me…baat Ban Gyi.. Tum Jo Aye Zindgi Me… Baat Ban Gyi.. Waha Wah Kya Baat Hai Gaur Farmaiyega Tum Jo Aye Zindgi Me…baat Ban Gyi.. Tum Jo Aye Zindgi Me… Baat Ban Gyi.. Samose Me Chutney Daali… Chaat Ban Gyi.. ._.



Intzar Ki Aarzu Ab Kho Gayi Hai, Khamoshiyo Ki Aadat Ho Gayi Hai, Na Sikwa Raha Na Shikayt Kisi Se, Agar Hai To Ek Mohbbat, Jo In Tanhayion Se Ho Gayi Hai.



Aaj Uski Yad Ne Fir Rula Diya. Ankho Ne Galo Ko Ansuo Se Nahla Diya. Kya Kahe Use Ab, Jisne Ansuo Ko Pani Samj K Naha Liya.



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Arsa Beeta, Zindagi Beeti, Sab Kuch Beeta Lekin Phir Bhi…… Jo Ishq Mein Beeti, Ishq Hi Jane Ya Wo Jane Jis Par Beeti.!!



Kabhi Shaam Dhale To Mere Dil Mein Aa Jaana Kabhi Chaand Khile To Mere Dil Mein Aa Jaana Magar Aana Is Tarha Tum Ke Yahan Se Phir Na Jaana Kabhi Shaam Dhale To Mere Dil Mein Aa Jaana Kabhi Chaand Khile To Mere Dil Mein Aa Jaana.



Dosti Imtihan Nahi Viswas Mangti Hai, Nazar Aur Kuch Nahi Dost Ka Deedar Mangti Hai, Zindagi Apne Liye Kuch Nahi Par Aapke Liye. Dua Hazaar Mangti Hai.



Bhale Hi Kisi Gair Ki Jaagir He Tu, Par Mere Khwabo Ki Tasvir He Tu, Mujhe Milti To Kaise Milti, Kisi Or K Hisse Ki Taqdeer He Tu.



Hatheli Saamne Rakhna, Ke Sab Aansoo Gire Usme Jo Ruk Jaayega Hantho Par, Samajh Jaana Ke Wo Hum Hain. Jo Chal Jaaye Hawa Thandi, To Aankhen Band Kar Lena Jo Jhonkaa Tez Ho Sabse, Samajh Jaana Ke Wo Hum Hain.



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Na chaha tha kabhi ki udas ho wo.. har dam bas chaha mere pas ho wo.. kabhi na chhode sath wo mera.. uske hi agosh me ho sanjh aur sawera.. chaha yahi wo chahe mujhe.. bas itna sa tha mere dil ka irada.. akele tanha wo chhod gai.. kya mang liya tha maine kuchh jyada..



Insan Apna Chehra Sajata H, Jis Par Logo Ki NAZAR Hoti H, Magar Dil Ko Sajane Ki Koshish Nhi Krta, Jis Par Khuda Ki NAZAR Hoti H…!*!



Wo bhi kya log the jinke pyar ko pyar mila, humne phool manga to kanto ka haar mila…



Khwaish Thi Meri Apna Rutha Yar Manane Ki, Uske Daman Me Tut Kr Bikhar Jane Ki, Jab Pahunche Uske Angan Me To Dekha, Wo Dua Kr Rhe The, Khuda Se Humse Door Jane Ki.



Aao Neend Ki Aaghosh Main Phir Mulakaat Karain Is Jahaan Say Us Jahaan Tak Ka Faasla Ik Lamhay Main Paar Karay Teri Aankhein Jo Bandh Ho Gaee Is Jahaan Say Chalo Yehi Rah Ikhtiyaar Karay Jhilmilatay Taaro Kay Saath Aao Phir Say Tumhain Yaad Karay Neend Ki Aaghosh Main Aik Mulakaat Karay.



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Dil Me Tere Pyar Ki Dastan Likhi Hai… Na Thodi Na Bahot Tamam Likhi Hai… Kabhi Mere Liye Bhi Dua Karo… Qki Humne Apni Har Ek Saans Tere Naam Likhi Hai…



Tera Husn Meri Nigah Mein Ba-Khuda , KHUDA Ki Kitaab Hai , , , Teri Bandgi To Ek Taraf , Tujhey Daikhna Bhi Sawaab Hai …!!



Dil Hona Chahiye Jigar Hona Chahiye…… Aashiqi ke Liye Ek Hunar Hona Chahiye………. Nazar se Nazar Milne Par Ishq Nahi Hota……… Nazar k us Paar Bhi Ek Asar Hona Chahiye…..



Meri shayri suni Duniya ne mager mera Dard koi na jaan saka…, Ek tera sahara tha Dil ko Tu bhi na mujhe pehchaan saka.



Gehri thi rat mgr hm khoye nhi…..Drd bohut tha dil me pr hm roye nhi…..Koi nhi hmara jo puche hmse……Jag rahe ho kyun, soye kyun nhi …..



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Aasmaan ka toota tara hai tu, Meri khushiyo ka bahana hai tu. Dekhar jise ho jati hai aakhe nam meri, Wa hasin sapana hai tu……..(



Badi asaani se dil lagaye jaate hain, par badi mushkil se waade nibhaye jaate hain, le jaati hai mohabbat un raaho par, jaha diye nahi dil jalaye jaate hain



Kon kehta hai dost ki tumse humari judaai hogi, yeh afwaah zaroor kissi dushman ne uraayi hogi, shaan se rahenge tumahre dil mein hum ne itne dino mein kuch to jagah banayi hogi



Jindagi ke har lamha haste haste jina, gum ko kabhi saath chalne na dena, khusiya batne ke liye dost hazar rakhna, par gum batne ke liye hume yaad rakhna.!*!



Zindagi Ka Safar Toh Ek Haseen Safar Hai Her Kisii Ko Kisii Na Kisii Ki Talash Hai Kisii Ke Pass Manzil Hai Toh Raah Nahi Aur Kisii Ke Pass Rah Hai Toh Manzil Nahi…



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Lekar bahoo me is kadar dubaa de mujhe apne pyaar me Jaise girti hai boond samundar me to wajood kho jati ha



hame auro ki parwah nai hai ye duniya hi aisi hai “aye yaroo” sikwa to unse h jo apna hokar b hame yaad nai krte”



Paigam to ek bahana tha, Darasal apka ek pal churana tha. Aap hame yaad kare ya na kare, Par aapko hamari yaad dilana tha.



Zindagi Ye Rang Dikhati Hai Kitne …. Gair Ho Jaate Hain Ek Pal Mein Apne …!!! Sapno Ki Duniya Mein Kabhi Na Jaana Doston …. Dil Toot Jaata Hai Jab Toot Jaate Hain Sapne … !



Itna pyaar karke kyo staaya aapne, Pyaar karke kyo bhulaya aapne. Galti to sab meri hai, Btake kyo rulaya aapne. By $ Rahul Dev $



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Yehi ek baat aksar mujhe tajasus mein rakhti hai, , Mohabbat Bheek Hai Shayad, Tabhi Mushkil Se Milti hai….!by



Zindagi Hamesha Kuchh Naya Dikhayegi :: Kabhi Hasengi To Kabhi Rulayegi :: Is Par Bharosa Mat Karna :: Ye Zindagi Hai Na Jane, :: Kis Mod Pe Akela Chhod Jayegi.



Message From A Real Aashiq… “Ishq Karna Hai To Phir Dard Bhi Sehna Seekho Warna Aisa Kro, Apni Auqaat Me Rehna Seekho”



Ab to hum tere liye ajnabi ho gaye….. Baato ke silsile bhi kam ho gaye…. Khushiyo se jyada hamare paas gam ho gaye….. Kya pata ye waqt bura hai ya bure hum ho gaye………;((



Dil torna humari aadat nahi Dil hum kissi ka dukhate nahi Bharosa rakhna meri wafaon pe Dil mein bas kar hum kissi ko bhulate nahi.



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Wo Hame Dekh Ke Hasti Thi Ishara Karket Kuch Kahati Thi Kabhi Sharmati Thi Wo Mujhe Dosti Karne Me Majboor Karti Thi Ab Milti Nahi Dikh Ti Nahi, Mujhe Pagal Banati Thi.



Hamara Dil Aapke Bina Dhadkna Payega. Jam K Bager Deewna Sambhlna Payega. Mere Mahboob De Do Hame Jindgi Me Sahara Kyoki, Aapka Ye Deewana Aapke Bina, Do Kadam Bhi Chal Na Payega.



leke dosro ki hnshi ham kiya kare… jo apni nahi wo khushi ham kiya kare.. tanhaa jeene se behtar hai mar jaye ham.. jab saath tumhara nahi to zindagi jee kar kiya kare.?



Mandir me path kar leta hoon, Masjid me namaj padh leta hoon, Insan se kahin Khuda na ban jaoon, isliye thoda paap kar leta hoon.



Hatho se gir gai lakire kahi Bhul aye hum apni takdir kahi Agar apko khi mile to utha lena or Mere hisse ki har khushi apne hatho pe saza lena



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Na Koi Daikh Le Tuj Ko Meri Aankhon K Raste Se Teri Masoom Si Sorat Chupaye DilMai Baitha Hon.



Kisi SHAYAR ne maut ko kya khub kaha he :- Zindagi me 2 minute koi mere pasna betha, Aaj sab mere paas bethe ja rahe the, Koi tohfa na mila aj tak mujhe or aj phool hi phool diye ja rahe the Taras gaye ham kisi k 1 hath k liye, Or aaj kandhe pe kandhe diye ja rahe the. Do kadam sath na chalne ko taiyartha koi, Aur aaj kafila ban sath chale ja rahe the, Aaj pata chala mujhe k “MAUT” kitni hasin hoti he Kambakht ….. Hum to yuhi zindgi jiye ja rahe the..



Mat Nafrat Karo Kisi Se Itni K, Waqt K Fasle Par Aapko Mohabbat Ho Jaaye, Kal Kya Pata Aap Miss Kare Use, Aur, Wo Hmesha Ke Liye Miss Ho Jaaye.



Wo likhte hain hamara naam mitti mein, Aur mita dete hain, Unke liye to ye khel hoga magar, Hamein to wo mitti mein mila dete hain…



Sab kuch mil jata hai is duniya me…… Wo shaks nahi milta jis se m0habbat ho…



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Phool Mazaar Tak Nahi PahunchaDaaman-E-Yaar Tak Nahi Pahuncha, Ho Gaya Vo Kafan Se To Aazaad Phir Bhi Gulzaar Tak Nahi Pahuncha….



Humne Hamare Ishq Ka, Izhaar Yun Kiya, Phoolon Se Tera Naam, Pathron Pe Likh Diya…….



Kash ye Zindagi haseen hoti . Khud ke chane se har dua kabool hoti , Kehne ke liye to sabhi apne hai. Par kash aisa hota jise mere dard se takliff hoti……..!*!



Kadam Ruk Se Gaye Hain Phool Biktey Dekh Kar Woh Aksar Kaha Krta Tha Muhabbat Phool Jaisi Hai.



Aik Nafrat He Nahi Duniya Mein Dard Ka Sabab Mohabbat Bhi Sakoon Waloon KoBade Takleef Deti Hai.



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Zindagi ek chahat ka silsila hai, koi mil gaya to koi bichadd gaya, jise maanga tha april duaon me, wo kisi aur ko bina maange hi mil geya! By:dj-rahul



Kimmat Pani Ki Nahi Pyaas Ki Hoti He. Kimmat Maut Ki Nahi Saans Ki Hoti He. Rishte To Bahut Hote He Duniya Me, Kimmat Rishte Ki Nahi Rishte Nibhane Ki Hoti He



Husn Na Maang Naseeb Maang.. Ae Dost Husn Wale Toh Aksar Naseeb Walo Ke Gulaam Hua Karte Hain….!



Arz kiya hai… Ye Jo Aag Dil Mai Lagi Hai, Zamane Mai Laga Dunga, Uski Doli Jo Uthi.. Toh . .PA1 . . koi baat nahi Talented hoon dusri pta lunga.



Meri jaaneman kya bataaun kaise sitam dhaati hain Meri jaaneman kya bataaun. PA1 kaise sitam dhaati hain Sapne me bhi kambakth apne baap ko le aati hain!



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Jo sar bhi Kashedo Ho Usay Daar Kary h Agyaar To Karty Thy So Ab Yaar Kary h. Wo Kon Sitam Gar Thy K Yaad Any Lagy Hain Tu Kaisa Mseeha h K Bemaar Kary h Tu Lakh Faraz Apni Shekistoon Ko Chupaye Ye Chup To Tere Karb Ka Izhar Kary h…



Tere pyar m zindagi nilam ho n jaye_darta hu jamane s nam badnam ho n jaye Suraj chand tere kadamo m leke aya Ambar k sitaro s teri mang ko sajaya Kahi majnu k jese mera anjam ho n jye Tre pyar m zindgi nilam ho n jaye



bheegi mausam ki khusbo hawauo me ho.. apni doshti ka asar in fizauo me ho,.. yon hi sada rahe aapke chehre pe mushkan.. itna asar hamari duaauo me ho..?



dil ki galio mein koi gom na ho. hamari ye Prem kahani kobhi Kom na ho bas yehi dua hai ki tum khus roho pata nehi hum tum kol ho na ho..



Pyar Na Dil Se Hota Hai, Na Dimag Se Hota Hai, Pyar To Bus Ittefaq Se Hota Hai, Par Pyar Kar Ke Pyar Hi Mile, Ye Ittefaq Kisi Kisi Ke Sath Hota Hai…



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Main Doorion k Bawajood Tere Ass Pass Tha Meorka K Sahilon Pe Main Odas Bhut Tha



Sitam K Ah,had Mein Chup Chap Gee Raha Hon Faraz So Dosron Ki Tarha Bazameer Main Bhi Na Tha..



tainu jado da takiya bus nabza nu fadd ke beh gya ne Ankit chad ke sare kam tera ho ke beh gya ne



Karib Itna Raho Ki Risto Me Pyar Rahe, Dur Bhi Itna Raho Ki Aane Ka Intzar Rahe, Rakho Ummid Risto Ke Darimiaan Itni, Ki Tut Jaye Ummid Magar Riste Barkarar Rahe..



Ek Tu Hi Hai Jo Mere Dil Ke Karib Hai, Teri Dosti Hi Mera Accha Naseeb Hai, Haare Hai Hum ab Tak apni Zindagi Mein, Tera Hona Hi is Zindagi ki Jeet Hai…



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Reet hai jane kaisi ye zamne ki, Jo saza milti hai yaha Dil lgane ki, Na baithana kisi ko dil me itna ki phir dua mangni pade use bhulane ki..



Main To Gazal Suna Kar Akeli Reh Gai Sab Apny Apny Chahny Walo Mein Kho Gahy



Ghazab Ki Doop Thi Tanhayon K Jangal Mein….. Shajar Bhut Thay Mgr Koi Sayyadaar Na Tha…



Hum Wo anna Parast log Jo Haar K Bhi Kehty Hain Faraz Manzil Hi BadNaseeb Thi Jo Hamy Na Pa Saki



Dukhon DHair Lagy Hain k Log Bethy Hain Isi Dayar Ka Bhi Hun Aur Hun Bhi Nahi Faraz Jaise Dia Qurbat Hawa Chahy Wo Pas To Mumkin Hai Main Rahon Bhi Nahi



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Karib Itna Raho Ki Risto Me Pyar Rahe, Dur Bhi Itna Raho Ki Aane Ka Intzar Rahe, Rakho Ummid Risto Ke Darimiaan Itni, Ki Tut Jaye Ummid Magar Riste Barkarar Rahe..



Kisi Na Kisi Pe Kisi Ko Aitabar Ho Jata Hai, Ajnabi Koi Shaks Yaar Ho Jata Hai, Khubiyon Se Nahi Hoti Mohabbat Sadaa, Khamiyon Se Bhi Aksar Pyar Ho Jata Hai..



Kaate Nahin Kat Te Lamhe Intezaar Ke, Nazaren Bichaein Baithe Hain Raste Pe Yaar Ke, Dil Ne Kaha Dekhe Jo Jalwe Husne Yaar Ke, Laya Hain Unhe Kaun Falak Se Utaar Ke..



Mere liye meri Duniya ho Tum, Cho k jo Guzre wo Hawa ho Tum, Maine jo Mangi wo Dua ho Tum, Kya maine Mehsos wo Ehsas ho Tum, Meri Nazar ki Talash ho Tum, Meri Zindagi ka Qarar ho Tum, Maine jo Chaha wo Pyar ho Tum, Mere Intizar ki Rahat ho Tum, Mere Dil ki Chahat ho Tum, Tum ho tu Duniya hai Meri, Kaise Kahun k Sirf Pyar Nahin, Meri JAAN ho Tum..



Khuda Se Ek Fariyad Baaki Hai, Dil Ka Ek Arman Baaki Hai, Maut Bhi Aayegi To Kehdenge Ruk Jaa Meri Jaan Se Ek Mulaqat Baaki Hai…:-}



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Kuch uljhe sawalo se darta hai dil, Naa jane kyu tanhai mai bhkhadta hai dil, Kisi ko pana koi badi baat nahi hai, Par kisi ko khone se darta haiye dil…



Mann me sabko pane ki arman nahi hoti, har koi dil ka mehman nahi hoti, par jo ek bar bas jate hain dil mein, unhe bhulana aasaan nahi hoti,



Khuda Jane Mohabbt Me Kya Dastur Hai Humne JisKo Chaha Wo Humse Dur Hai Husn Walo Me Mohabbt Ki Kami Hoti Hai, Ya Fir Chahne Walo Ki Takdir Buri Hoti Hai



Aap ko dekh kar to ye nigahe chuk jayengi,,, khamosji ab har baat kah jayengi,,,, padh lo in aakhoo aapni MOHABBAT,,,, kuda ki kasam sari kayenat yahi tham jayengi…..



Hath Ki Lakeere Sirf Sajawat Bayan Karti Hain….!!! Kismat Agar Malum Hoti To Kabhi Mohabbat Na Karte…..!!!!



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Shayad Woh Apna Wajood Chhor Gaya Hai, Meri Hasti Mein, Yun Sote-Sote Jaag Jana, Meri Aadat Pehle Kabhi Na Thi.



Yun HumKo Sataane Ki Zaroorat Kya Thi, Dil Mera Tod Ke Jaane Ki Zaroorat Kya Thi, Jo Nahin Tha Ishq To Keh Diya Hota, Humein Yun Aazmaane Ki Zaroorat Kya Thi, Maaloom Tha Gahre Khwaab Toot Jaayenge, Neind Mein AaKar Jagaane Ki Zaroorat Kya Thi..



Dil Ne Socha Khat LiKhu Mili Na Shayari Pyar Waali, Phir Socha LiKhu Phool Se Mili Na Daali Gulaab Waali, Isi Liye SMS Bhej Raha Hu, TaaKi Toote Na Dosti Pyaar Waali…!



AaKhri Baar Tere Pyaar Ko Sajda Kar Loon, Laut Ke Phir Teri Mehfil Mein Kabhi Na Aaunga, Apni Barbaad Mohabbat Ka Janaza Le Kar, Teri Duniya Se Bahut Door Chala Jaaunga.



Phool sabnam me dhob jate hai, Jakham marham me dhob jate hai. Jab teri yaad aati hai, Hum tere gum me dhob jate hai.



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Koi itna chahe tumhe to batana. Koi itna palko pe bityaye to batana. Pyar kar to lega her koi, par koi meri tarha nibhaye to batana.



Kaash life aisi hoti yaar, monday ko dosti, tuesday ko ikrar, wednesday ko pyar, thursday ko intezar, friday ko shadi, saturday ko talaq, sunday ko rest, monday ko next.



Ae Dil Kissi Ki Yaad Mein Rona Fazool Hai Ye Aansoo Bade Anmol Hain Inhe Khona Fazool Hai Rona To Unke Liye Jo Tum Par Nisaar Hain Unke Liye Kya Rona Jinke Aashiq Hazaar Hain.



Maine Pucha Chand Se, Dekha Hai Kahin Mere Yaar Sa Hasin? Chand Ne Kaha Abbe Gadhe, Itni Durr Se Dikhta Hai Kabhi?



Chand Ne Chandni Maangi, Sitaro Ne Roshni Maangi. Rab Ne Jab Humse Hamari Chahat Poochi, . . . . Humne Kabhi Sridevi Kabhi Madhuri Maangi.



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Dil ne tera pyar per majbur mujh ko kardiya Is jaha ki har khushi se dur mujh ko kardiya Jis qadar chaha tha dil ne pass tere aane ko Is qadar dunya ne tujh ko mujh se dur kardiya..



Woh Log Bohot Khush-Qismat The Jo Ishq Ko Kaam Samajhte The Ya Kaam Se Aashiqi Karte The Hum Jeete Jee Masroof Rahe Kuch Ishq Kiya, Kuch Kaam Kiya Kaam Ishq Ke Aarey Aata Raha Aur Ishq Se Kaam Ulajhta Raha Phir Aakhir Tang Aa Kar Hum Ne Dono Ko Adhoora Chor Diya!!



dard se haath na milate to kiya karte… gam ke aansho na bahate to kiya karte.. usne maangi thi hamse roshni ki duaa.. ham khud ko na jalate to kiya karte..



Palko Me Ansoo Hai Hatheli Par Dard Sooya Hai.. Hasne Waale Ko Kya Pata Roone Waale Ne Kitna Rooya Hai.. Ye To Bas Wohi Jan Sakta Hai.. Jisne Zndgi Me Pyar Paane Ke Baad Khoya Hai..!



Uski b duniya thi, uska b fasana tha, lakho the chahne wale, wo aisa ek deewa tha, aaj bhale hi kho gaya ho nam uska, magar kabhi uska b zamana tha.. NIT..



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Kya Hota Hai Saccha Pyar Koi Use Bhi Sikhao Vo Kya Jane Pyar Ki Keematkya Hoti Hai Jab Nahi Milta Pyar Toaankhe Kitni Roti Hain Kbhi Na Kbhi To Vo Kisi Se Dillagayegi Karega Vo Bewafai To Meriwafa Ki Yaad Ayegi Tab Vo Bedard Mere Dard Kosamajh Payegi Is Aashiq Ki Chahat Ko Firpana Vo Chahegi Par Afsos Use Gale Se Mainlaga Na Pauga Kyuki Jannat Se Vapas Mainlaut Na Pauga.



tanhayi bhara zindagi ka safar mila.. na saathi na koi hamsafar mila… ham diya jalte chod gaye the unke liye.. jab wapas laute to jalta hua ghar mila



Khareed layi mai tamaam gham duniya k, Apnaa badan sajaane ko…!! Logo ko kahte suna hai maine, Mere aansoo chahiye use muskurane ko…!!



Maana ke boht tadpate hain faasle, . maana ki boht satate hain faasle, . magar faaslo se bhi dil lagana seekho, . kyunki rishto ki ehmiyat batate hain faasle.!



Pathar ki hai duniya Jaj baat nahi samajti, Dikl me kya hai vo baat nahi samajti Tanha to Chand bhi hai sitaron ke beech, par chand ka dard vo raat nahi samajti…



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Kisi Ki Chahat Per Dil Se Amal Karna Dil Tute Na Uska Itni Fikar Karna Mana Ke Ye Zindagi Khas Hai Apke Liye Per Aap Jiske Liye Khas Ho Uski Kadar Karna..



unki chahat me dil majbor hogaya.. rushwai karna unka dastor hogaya.. kasoor unka nahi hamara tha.. maine mohabbat itni nibhayi ki unhe guroor hogaya.



Ishq Key Khayaal Bohat Hain.. Ishq Key Charche Bohat Hain.. Sochte Hain Hum Bhi Kar Le Ishq.. Par Sunte Hain Ishq Mein Kharche Bohat Hain..



Suna hai aur koi bhi chahne laga hai tumhe. . . . Mujse jyada agar chahe to uski ho jana.



Har roz koi khuwaab toot jata hai, Har roz koi apna rooth jata hai, Na jane meri Qismat main kya hai, Jise main yaad karon wohi mujhy bhool jata hai…



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Kuch lamhe aur tumara sath chahte hai…! Aankho me thami wo barsat chahte hai…! Jante hai bahut chahte ho tum bhi magar …! Tumari zuban se 1 bar izhar chahte hai…!



Ek Lamha Jo Satata Hai, Na Jane Ye DiL Kya Chahta Hai, Kash Aap Hote Humare Nazaron Ke Samne, Par Na Jane Kyu Ye Kash! Kash Hi Reh Jata.



Mohabt kisi si tab he karna jab mohabt nibhna seekLo Majborion ka sahara lay kar Choor dena wafadari Nhi hoti. Kyunki asli wafadari to pyar kiya to darna kya jaise ho



Teri Narazgi Me Bhi Mohabbat Hai.. Ye Log Kya Jaane.. Teri Saza Me Bhi Ek Maza Hai Ye Log Kya Jaane.. Kehte Ho Ki Baat Nahi Karoge Mujhse Baat Karne Ko Tum Bhi Tadapte Ho.. Ye Log Kya Jaane Karte Ho Mohabbat Mujhse Bepanah Tum Bhi.. Par Chhupana Bhi Tumhari Ek Ada Hai Ye Log Kya Jaane.. Broken heart lonely boy



Zindagi Se Nafrat Kise Hoti Hai, . Marne Ki Chahat Kise Hoti Hai, . Pyar Bhi Ek Ittefaq Hota Hai, . Warna Aansuo Se Mohabbat Kise Hoti Hai..!



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Main tumhain Dil Main basalon agar bura na lage…. Tum hi ho chahat meri, Tum hi ho manzil meri…. Tumhain Dharkan main chupalon agar bura na lage…. Shab-e-taehayi main tera intezar karta hoon…. Teri needo’n ko churaloon agar bura na lage….. Tum hi khuwhish ho, Tum hi khushi ho meri…. Tum hi se Tum ko churalon agar bura na lage..



Ishq Key Khayaal Bohat Hain.. Ishq Key Charche Bohat Hain.. Sochte Hain Hum Bhi Kar Le Ishq.. Par Sunte Hain Ishq Mein Kharche Bohat Hain..prince



Wohi sochain wohi batain wohi andaz ab b hain, bohat bechain lagte ho koi to raaz ab bi hai, main kese us ki yadon aur wadon se nigah phairon, wo muj se dor rehne wala mera hamraz ab b hai. ye tm ho jo is taaluq par pareshan ho, magar is belous rishtay pe muje to naaz ab b hai



Apne Pyar Mein Woh Hamein Badnaam Samjhate Hain, Unpar Hum Fida Huve Toh Apna Gulaam Samjhate Hain, Man Ke Pujaari Ki Unko Kuchh Bhi Kadar Nahi, Tan Ke Pujaari Ko Woh Apna BhagwanSamjhate…



”Koi Mera Bhi To Ho Saath Nibhane KLiye.”” ””Mujhe Mange KHUDA Se Apna Banane k Liye.”” ””Mere Aansoo Meri Palkon Se Churane k Liye.”” ””Bus Wohi Ho Mujhe Seene Se Lagane k Liye.”” ””Yun To Hai Chahne Walay Bohat Se Duniya Me.”” ””Nahi Hai koi Magar Saath Nibhane kLiye.”” “Meri Saanson ki Rawani To Faqat Dhoka Hai.” “”HAan Mai Zinda Hu Magar Sirf Duniya Ko Dikhane K Liye



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Gahy Dino Ka Suhrag Lekar Kidhr Se Aya Kidhr Ko Gia Wo Ajeeb Manoos AJnaabi Tha Mujhe To Hairan Kar Gia Wo.



Mohbbat Mein Aksar Aisa Hota Hai Ankhe Hasti Hai Aur Dil Rota Hai…….. Mante Hai Hum Jinhe Manzil Apni Humsafar Unka Koi Aur Hota Hai……. …….BROKEN ….HEART…..



Dil Roz Sajate hon kisi Dulhan ke Tarah say…. Gham Roz Chalay Atay Haen kisi Baraatke Manind.. Ki tarah …….BROKEN HEART………



aankhon mein mat dekhna apna banalenge….. dil ke kareeb mat aana mohabbat sikha denge….. …..BROKEN …HEART……



Sabke Chehre Me Wo Baat Nahi Hoti.. Thodi Si Andhere Me Raat Nahi Hoti.. Zindagi Me Kuch Log Bahut Pyaare Milte Hai.. Par Kiya Kare Unhi Si Ziyada Mulaqaat Nahi Hoti



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Taaron se, sitaron se, khoobsurat hainaap hazaaronse, Jaate ho aap jab bazaaron se, Jhum uthte hain log aapke nazaaron se, Aapne hume muskuraake kya dekha, Hosh kho gaye in ishaaron se!



Ankhon se dur ho par dil se nahi, Dil me zarur ho par milte nahi, bus yehi gila hai tumse dost, tum milte zarur ho par dil se nahi…



BF Ne GF Ki SaHeli Ki SHaaN Me Arz Kia- – Tu SaWaL NaHi Ek PaHeLi Hai – Tu SaWaL NaHi Ek PaHeLi Hai – Meri ManZiL Tu NaHi Teri SaHeLi Hai.



Chashm-e-Mushtaq Hua Hai Mera Har Zakhm-e-Janoon Musam-e-Gul Se Kaho Ajj Idhr Se Guzry.



Bhoolain Hain Rafta Rafta Unain Hum Mudatoon Mein Qistoon Mein Khudkushi Ka Maza Hum Se Pochaye..



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Kisi k pyar k liye khud ko bekarar mat krna, Acha sathi mil jaye to hath tham lena, Par dikhave k liye kisi se ” Pyar ” mt krna..



Hamdardi Na Karo Mujh Se Ay Mere Hamdard Dosto……. Wo Bhi Bade Humdard The Jo Dard Hazaron De Gaye….



Dil ke dard ko, zaahir na hone diya,…. Khud to roye, auro ko na rone diya,….. Aanshu hamaare nikle, jab bhi palke uni bhigi… Kya huwa jo unhe, maalum na hone diya



Jis pal me toot jate hai “sapne” Use pal me hi door chale jate hai ‘apne’….. Hame kise ko manana nahi aata Shayad tabhi to hamse rooth jate hai ‘apne’…….;



Nilaam Kuch Is Tarha Se Huye Hum Mohabbat Ke Bazar Mein… Boli Lagane Wala Bhi Wo Tha, Jis Ne Kabhi Jholi Phehla Kar Manga Tha Muhe…



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Jab se tumhe dekha sanam hum khoye khoye se rehtey hai chai main hain cheeni kum hum bina cheeni ke chai pee lete hai. Wah.. Wah… Wah…



Uljata Chor Gia wo Mujhe Sawalon me… Wo Ik Shaks Jo Apna Tha Shaher Walon me Agarchay Mujhse Taluq Nahi Raha Likin wo Naam Leta Hai Ab Bhi Mera Hawalon me…



Mujhe marne se phele mujhe jalane phele yaaro mera dil nikal lena. Khain wo log na jal jaye jo mere dil main rahte h.



Na Jine ki Khushi Na Marne ka Gum, Unse Milne ki Dua Bhi Nahi Karte Hum, Jite Hai isliye ke sayad wo Ek Din Ayenge, Marte Isliye Nahi ki wo Akele Reh Jayenge.



Sapna Kabhi Sakar Nahi Hota Mohabbat Ka Koi Aakar Nahi Hota Sub Kuch Hojata Hai Is Dunya Mein Magar Dubara Kisi Se Sacha Pyaar Nahi Hota…



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Aap ki chahat se ikraar na karte,,,,, aap ki kasmoo ka itebaar na karte,,,, agar pata hota HuM sirf mazaq hai aap ke liye,,,, kasam se JAAN De dete par peyaar na karte,,,



Hajaro dekhe h spne apke liye Un sapno ko snjoya bus apke liye Un spno m manjil chhipi thi o manjil b pali humne apke liye Par ap to u haskar hamara dil dukhaye ja rhe h our hamne apke liye daga kr liye ab mot or zindgi s lad rhe h bs apke liye



Ek hasin pal ki jarurat h muje.. Bite hue kal ki jarurat h muje.. Chahe sari duniya ruthe to ruthe.. Par jo kbi na ruthe eshe dostki jarurt h muje. by nahim 7830338706



Miti meri kabar se chura raha hai koi, markar bhi is dil ko yaad aa raha hai koi, ik pal ki jindgi or de khuda mause meri kabar se ja raha hai koi..By-K.K.Luna



mohbbat wo haseen gunha h…jise har insan khushi khushi krta h.. par mohbbat m intezar wo saza h..jo sirf wo hi krta h jo sach m mohbbat karta h…



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Waqt bhi leta hai karwatein na jane kya – kya Umar itni to nahi thi jitne sabak seekh liye humne….



Suna Hai Ishq Ki Saza Yahan Par Mout Hai..!! Lo Maar Do Humain Hum Tum Se Pyar Karte Hain..!!



Kisi ko jyada aajmaya nahi karte… Apno ko jyada sataya nahi karte.. Chahnewale v waqt k lamho ki tarah hai… Beet jaaye to laut kar aaya nahi karte…



is dil me tarane bahut hai, Jindgi jeene k bahane bahut hai, kis kisko pyar karu, kambhakt is parmar boy ki diwaniya bahut hai… S.R.parmar



Zara si zindagi hai arman bahut hai. Humdard nahi koi insaan bahut hai… Dil ka dard sunaye to sunaye kisko… jo dil k kareeb hai wo anjaan bahut hai…



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Dil ke dard ko dil todne vala kya jaane, Pyaar ke rivaajo ko ye zamaanaa kya jaane, Hoti hai kitni takleef kabar me, Upar se phool chadane vala kya jaane.



Kisi ko mari yaad aaiye ek arsaa hua, Koi hai bekhabar aur koi tarsa hua, Ish tarah khamosh hai ye dil aur aankhe mari, Jaise khamosh ho koi baadal barsha hua.



Bohut khubsurat unka har andaaz hai….. Haqiqat hai ya khwaab hai….. khushnaseebon ke paas rehte hain wo….. Mere paas to bas unki meethi si yaad hai…..



Tujhko malum bhi hai, Kitna talabgar hun mai tera….. Puch un farishton se jo roz likhtehai dua meri aur naam TERA..



Wo samne the aur hum palken utha na sake,,, chahete the par pass unke ja na sake,,,, na dekh le wo aapni tasveer meri aakho me,, bas yajo soch kar unse HuM nazrein hum mila NA sake,,,,



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Wo Shaam Wo Rukhsat Ka ShaamaYaad Rahega !! :: Wo Shehar Wo Safar Wo Makan Yaad Rahega !! :: Hum Bhool Sake Hai Na Tujhe Bhool Sakenge !! :: Tu Yaad Hai Yaad Tha Aur Yaad Rahega!



Aap Bin Agar Hamara Guzara Hota, To Aaj Yun Na Aapko Pukara Hota, Hamare Dil Mein Sirf Aap Hi Aap Ho, Kash Aapke Dil Mein Bhi Khayal SirfHamara Hota..



Har Lafz me Matlab Hota Hai, Har Matlab me Fark Hota Hai, Sab Kehte Hai ke Hum Haste BahutHai, Lekin Hasne Walon k DiL me Hi DARD Hota Hai.



Ek shaks ko kho dene ka darr kyu nahi jata, Ye bojh mere dil se utar kyu nahi jata, Manzil pe pahunch ke bhi use khona padega, Uski judaai me aankho ko bhigona padega, Ye tay hai fir bhi shauk-e-safar kyu nahi jata, Maine subah aur sham chaha hai usko, Din raat duwaao me maanga hai usko, Phir bhi ye dil sakun kyu nahi pata,……!



Arz kiya he…….. Gaur Farmaiyega… . Jab dekha unhone tirchi nazar se, Kasam khuda ki madhosh ho gaye hum, . Par jab pata chala nazar parmanant tirchi hai, . To wahi khade-khade behosh ho gaye hum. . Ek aur…… Ankho main nami thi, Aur vitamin ki kami thi.. . Wah Wah, . Jis se raat bhar chatting ki woh girl friend ki mummy thi.. . Ek aur…. . Koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko. . Nuclear power ka jamaana hai, bomb se udaa do saale ko.



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Kyun Dil Mein Bass Ke Dil Ko Dukhate Ho Tum.? Kyun har kadam Kadam pe Aazmatain Ho Tum.? Har Pal Rehate Ho Aankhon Mein Tum Ek Sapno Ki Tarha, Phir Kyun Unhi Aankhon Ko Rulatey Ho Tum?



Aye Maut Tujhe Gale Lagana Chahta Hun. Kitni Wafa Hai Tujhme Aazmana Chahta Hun. Logon Ne Bahut Rulaya Hai Mujhe. Tere Sath Mile To Logo Ko Rulana Chahta Hun.



Arz kiya hai. “Ek bewafa ko na aye hamari wafa ka yakeen” “Ek bewafa ko na aye hamari wafa ka yakeen” hamne kaha hum mar jayenge. Aur usne kaha…. “Ameen”



Uski Berukhi Ne Diye Itne Zakhm.. Firbi Zakhm Khakar Muskuraana Accha Lagta Hai.. Use Khoo Kar Mere Paas Raha Kuch Bhi Nahi.. Firbi Khud Ko Ameer Batana Accha Lagta Hai…!



EK baat hamesha yaad rakhna. jodiya assman pe banti hai. . . . . . . . . Par setting zameen par hi karni padhti hai. A.M



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Jati Nahi Ankho Se Ab Surat Uski Jati Nahi Dil Se Mohabbat Uski Mehsus Ye Hota Hai Jeene Ke_Liye Pahle Se Jyada Ab Jarurat Hai Uski.



Na Chaho Itna Hme Chahto Se Dar Lgta He……. Na Aao Itna Karib Ki Judai Se Dar Lagta Hai……. Tumhari Wafao Pe Bharosaa Hai…….. Par Apne Nasib Se Dar Lgta He. PA1



Kisi ka Dard Jb Had Se Guzar Jata He Samndar Ka Pani Ankho Me Utar Jata He Koi Bna Leta He Ret Pe Ghar Kisika Lehro Me Sabkuch Bikhar Jata He….



Kitabo Ke Panne Palat Ke Sochte Hai, Yu Palat Jaye Zindagi To Kya Baat Hai. Tamanna Jo Puri Ho Khwabo Me, Haqikat Ban Jae To Kya Baat Hai. Kuch Log Matlab Ke Liye Dhundte Hai Mujhe, Bina Matlab Koi Aye To Kya Baat Hai. Katal Kar Ke To Sab Le Jayenge Dil Mera, Koi Apna Bana Ke Le Jaye To Kya Baat Hai. Jo Sharifo Ki Sharaft Me Na Ho Baat, Ek Sharabi Keh Jaye To Kya Baat Hai. Zinda Rehne Tak To Khushi Denge Sabko, Kisiko Meri Maut Pe Bhi Khushi Mil Jaye To Kya Baat Hai.



Ye duniya mohabbat ki dushman ho gai hai, Mohabbat ab dosto kitabo me rahgai hai. Wo din beet gaye jab log pyar me jan diya karte the, Ab to husn ki pyasi duniya rah gaihai. Koi nahi sunta kisi ke dil ki sada, Sabko dilon se khelne ki aadat si ho gai hai…



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Mat Nafrat Karo Kisi Se Itni K, Waqt K Fasle Par Aapko Mohabbat Ho Jaaye, Kal Kya Pata Aap Miss Kare Use, Aur, Wo Hmesha Ke Liye Miss Ho Jaaye. By- Risky jaat



Main Apni Raaton Ka Jagna Kis Se Karu Bayan, Bas Ik Tanhai Hai Jo Puchti Bhi Nahi Aur Gale Laga Leti Hai…!



Teri ankhon main ansu they meri khatir,, ek wohi lamha mujhe zindgi se pyara laga..



KASH”TUM SAMJH PATE” Kitna Chaha hai Tum Ko, Kitna manga hai Tum Ko, Kis Qadar Mohbbat hai, KASH TUM Samjh Pate, Jaan ye Tumhari hai, Har Khushi Tumhari hai, Dil lgi Tum hee Se hai “KASH”TUM SAMJH PATE” “KASH”TUM SAMJH PATE



Chahre to lakho h pr tmsa kaha Dilwale to lakho h pr dagabaz tmsa kaha Tm sat raho ya n raho Pr fir b tnha hmsa koi kaha



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Chehre Par Marne Wale Hajar Mil Jayenge, Kuch Log Har Jarurat Puri Kar Jayenge, Khawahish Hai Uski Jo Dil Se Samjhe Hame, Humto Jindgi Bhi Uske Naam Kar Jayenge.



dekh ke tera roop salona dil ko sookun aa jaata hai na ho paas tu mere aankho me chehra tera sma jaata hai…



Tum Mujh Se Naraj Hokar, Kya Mohabbat Karne Ki Saja De Rahi Ho! Tera Majnu Ishq Ke Dariya Me Duba Hua Hai, Aur Tu Kinare Baith Kar Maza Le Rahi Ho!



Dard Jitna Hai Meri Nigaaho Me. Na Dena Khuda Kisi Ko Raho Me. Bitna Chahte The Zindagi Jinke Baaho Me. Sayad Maut B Na Mil Payegi Unki Panaaho Ne.?



Talab Ka Pani Sukh Jata Hai, Par Pani Sukhta Nahi Jheel Ka! Meri Janeman Yaad Rakhna Ki, Har Bimari Ke Dawa Hai ! Par Dawa Nahi Hai, GHAYAL Dil Ka!



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Banane wale ne ye aankhe kitni ajeeb banayi hai…. jab ye khulti hai to Duniya ise rulati hai… Par jab ye band hoti hai to ye Duniya ko rulati hai…



Teri dosti hum is tarah nibhayenge, Tum roz khafa hona hum roz manayenge, Par man jana manane se, Warna yeh bhigi palkein le ke hum kaha jayenge…



Jhoot Kahon To Sab Kuch Hai Mere Pass……… Or Sach Kahun To , Ek Tere Siwa Kuch Bhi nahi hai Khas!!!



Biknay Waley aur hain ja kar Khareed Lo…!! hum log Qeemat sa nai Qismat Sa Mila kartay hain…!!PA1



Beawaafa hai yeh duniya kisi ka aaitbar mat karo,,har pal deeta hai dhoka kisi se pyaar mat karo..mit jao yahan tanha jee kar,,par kavi kisi ke saath ka intezar mat karo..



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Bhul jaana use jo aaplo bhula de, Mat dekhna use jo aapko rula de, Par kabhi na dur us shaksh se hona, Jo apni aankhe bhigokar bhi aapko hansa de.



Special english shayari: . . . . .’The janaza of aashiq is nikla from the gali of mehbuba with very zor-shor, ‘The janaza of aashiq is nikla from the gali of mehbuba with very zor-shor, . . . . The mehbuba jhaaki from the door& boli, Mar gaya haramkhor’”"”"



Ye Kaisi Judaai Hai Jisne Hume Shayar Bana Diya.. Ye Kaisa Gam Hai Jisne Hume Bebas Bana Diya.. Socha Nahi Tha Juda Ho Jaoge Humse Kabi.. Karte Bhi Kya Jab Aap Ne Hi Gair Bana Diya..!



Mana Ke Nasib Main Hamare Koi Sanam Nahi Phir Bhi Koi Shikwa Koi Gam Nahi Tanha Hain Phir Bhi Jiye Ja rahe Hain Badnasib Wo Hain Jinke Kismat Me Ham Nahi



Nas Nas me Uska Pyaar BEhta He Har Pal Khayalo me Uska Chehra Rehta Hai.. Meri Dua Le Aayegi Use Paas Mere Mera Girta Har Ek Aansu yahi Kehta He.



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‘Ek jazba khak hua dil ki gehrayion me kahin ta’ajjub hai maut par uski koi roya tak nahin, sahil se to chale the sath me hamsafar banker sagar ne duboya?hum hi?ko unhe to bhigoya tak nahin, ankhon me zinda khuwab thay ya khuwab me zinda ankhen, tutne k bad hi jana ki unhone to sanjoya tak nahin, nadani me jinki khatir sab lutane nikle the hum dekho humare na rehne per bhi unka kuch khoya tak nahin.’



Jise sun k gham mera mitt sake, Wohi geet ga main udaas hoon, Mere ham-nsheen koi dil-nsheen, si Ghazal suna main udaas hoon. Tere bin bhi ye din guzar gaye, Tare naqsh dil se utter gaye, kabhi Ru-ba’ru mere khuawab main, Kisi Roz aa main udaas hoon. Mere payar ka yeh sila diya, Mujhe 4 din mein bhula diya, kabhi aa k mere mazaar pe, Koi jala diyaa main udaas hoon…’



Dil jalkar rakh ho gaya magar roya nahi gaya. Jakhm judai ka aisa mila ki foolo ki sej par soya nahi gaya….



Chaho tum jisa chahat se jyaada sapne dekho neend se jyaada mango tum jise mannat se jayaada khuda kare wo v aap se pyaar kare apni saanso se jyaada.



Seese ka hai dil mera, kabhi na todna. Rooth jana kuch dino ke liye, magar sath nahi chhodna…



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Khuda kare pyar me kisi ka dil na toote, Jaise rutha mera sanam kisi aur ka na ruthe, Rota hai dil aur toot jaate hai sapne Aankho ke aansu bhi nahi hote apne…



Mere janey pey Aey Jaana !! Pareshan Tum Nhi Hona Kabhi Chup Kr Nhi Rona Judai Zeher Hoti Hy Mjhy Maloom Hy Lekin…. Firaq-o-Hijr ka Mausam Yaqeenan Beet Jayega Yaqeenan Wasl k Lamhy Dobara Laut Aayen Gy Wohi Shaamein, Wohi Raatein Wohi Qissey, Wohi Baatein Wohi Phir Dastaan Hogi Mohabbat Fir Meherban Hogi



Pyar Ke Liye Deewane Chale Aate Hai…. Shaam Ke Liye Parwane Chale Aate Hai… Yaad Nahi Karte To Koi Baat Nahi Par, Chale Ana Mout Par Meri… Kynu Ki Waha To Begane Bhi Chale Aate Hai,…



Dil Ki Dhadkno Ko Ek Lamha Sabar Nahi …. Shayad Ki Usko Ab Meri Kadar Nahi ….!! Har Safar Mein Mera Kabhi Humsafar Tha Wo …. Ab Safar To Hai Magar Wo Humsafar Nahi …. !!



Kuch to tha uski ankho me jo diwana kr gya mujhe.. Kuch to tha uski bato me jo diwana kr gya mujhe.. Kuch to tha uski hsi me jo diwana kr diya mujhe.. Ek shrarat hai uske andaaj me jisne diwana kr diya.. B-)



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Hoti Nahin Wafa To Jifa Hi Kia Karo, Tum Bhi To Koi Rasm-E-Muhabbat Adaa Karo.. Hum Tum Per Mar Mite To Ye Kia Qusoor Hai, Aaina Le Ke Haath Mein Khud Fesla Karo…



Bahot naaz tha, mujhe apne chahne walo par……..! Main aziz tha, sab ko magar zururato k liye…………! Ahad jtr



Apni Har Ek Saans Teri Ghulam Kar Rakhi Hai, Logo Me Ye Zindagi Badnam Kar Rakhi Hai, Aaina Bhi Nahi Ab To Kisi Kam Ka Hamne To Apni Parchhayi Bhi Sanam Tere Naam Kar Rakhi Hai.



Har mushqil ka Hal hota hai,,,Aj nahi to Kal hota hai…! Aankh se aansoo na bahaana,,,,Anssoo to Gangajal hota hai…!!



Nas Nas me Uska Pyaar Baheta He Har Pal Khayalo me Uska Chehra Rehta He Meri Dua Le Aayegi Use Paas Mere Mera Girta Har Ek Aansu yahi Kehta He…



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DiL Ke Zakhm Bas Siye Ja Rahe Hain, Jaam Aansuo Ke Piye Ja Rahe Hai. Kuchh Bacha To Nahi Hai Zindagi Main, Bas Tanha Akele Jiye Ja Rahe Hai,



KaIse Andaz_e_sHouQ MaI kaH DiYa TuMNe ALvida..?? AyE JaaN JaIse SaDiYo se.. TeRe DiL Pe koI BoJH The HuM..!



Hum Ne To Mohobbat Chodd Di… …… … Lekin Mohobbat Ne Humain Kahin Ka Na Chodda….



Aasma ke tare aksar puchate hai mujhse, kya tumhe aaj bhi intezar hai uske lot aane ka, aur ye dil muskura ke kehta hai, mujhe to ab tak yakin hi nahi hai uske chale jane ka..!!



Mat Sona Apne Pyar Ke KanDhe Par Sar Rakh kar. . YaaRo . Jab Ye Bichdate Hai To Takiye Par Bhi Nind Nahi Aati.



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Hamare bin adhure Tum Rahoge, kabhi koi tha Hamara Tum khud kahoge, na honge Hum to ye Aalam na hoga, milenge bahut lekin koi Humsa na hoga



Nas Nas me Uska Pyar Baheta H, Hr Pal Khayalo me Uska Chehra Rehta H, Meri Dua Le Aayegi Use Paas Mera Gira Hr Ek Ansu yahi Kehta H,



Saja ban jaati hai guzre huwe waqt ki yaade.. ‘DOSTO..’ Na jane kyo sath chhod jane ke liye, wo humsafar bani thi mera..



Kyu itna karib chala aata hai koi Kyu mahobbat ka ahesas dila jata h koi, Jab aadat si ho jati hai dil ko uski To kyu dur chala jata hai koi..



Bharne De Aaj Meri AANKHON Me Aansuon Ka Ye SAMUNDAR.. >Diwani, TERE ChaLe Jane Ke Baad Waise Bhi Ye SOOKH Hi Jayenge.!!



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Tere sitm ki dasta kisko suna’u me Tune diye jkhm jo kisko dikhau’n me Ab ese mod pe he meri zndgi, Jahan ye bahut he ke Tujhe bhul jau’n me



Bina btaye usne na jane Q ye duri kardi, Bichad ke usne mohabbat hi adhuri kardi, Mere muqaddar me gham aaye to kya hua, Khuda ne uski kwahish to puri kardi..



Sapne Ki Tarah Aakar Chale Gaye Gamo Ki Neend Sulakar Chale Gaye Kis Bhool Ki Saza Di Humko?? Pehle Hasaya Aur Fir Rulakar Chale Gaye



Koi rokar juda hota hai, Koi hanskar juda hota hai, Par juda hone ka gum tab hota hai, Jab koi kisi ka hokar juda hota hai.



Mat “DOOR” Jana Hum Se Kabi Itna,, K “WAQT” K “FAISLAY” PE “AFSOS” Ho, Kya Pata phir Kabi Tum Lot K Aao Or, Ye “jism” mitti main “KHAMOSH” Ho.



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Unke Hontho Pe Mera Naam Jab Aya Hoga.. Khudko Ruswayi Se Phir Kaise Bachaya Hoga.. Sounke Fasana Auro Se Merii Barbadi Ka.. Kya Unko Apna Sitam Na Yaad Aya Hoga?



Gam na kar hum teri rah me nahi ayenge, agar aa bhi gaye to tujhse nazrne nahi milayenge, jab hoga tujhe apni galti ka ehsas tab tak hum kisi aur ke ho jayenge.



Zara Si Zindgi Hai Arman Bahot Hai, Hmdrd Nhi Koi Par Insan Bahot Hai, DiL Ka Drd Sunaye Kisko, Jo Shaks DiL K Qareeb Hai Wo Anjan Bahot Hai!



ChaLe “JaYeNGe “JaLD Hi TuJHe TeRe “HaaL Pe “CHHoD “KaR…” JaaN-E-MaN ************ QaDaR” KYa” HoTi” Hai TuJe “WaQT” Hi “SiKHa” “DeGa..”



Saath Roti Thi Hasa Karti Thi Ek”PARI”Mere DiI Me Basa Karti Thi “KISMAT”Thi Hum Juda Ho Gaye Warna Wo Mujhe Apni”TAQDIR” Kaha Karti Thi



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You can always forgive someone who hurt you, but you can never forget what they did, and it still hurts somehow every time you’re reminded of it.. !



Painful Line: So I guess that I’m the Loser because you have found someone New but I’m Still Here, Still all alone Just Crying Over you.. !



In Love we become Crazy ‘n Mad But we don’t Get Anything in it like a Sweet Memory ‘coz After break up Sweet Moment Turns in to Tear ‘n Loneliness.. !



Har ek muskurahat muskaan nahi hoti, nafrat ho ya mohabbat asaan nahi hoti, ansoo gham ke aur khushi ke ek jaise hote hai, inki pehchan asaan nahi hoti



Bhool jane ka tujhe koi irada na tha, Tere siva kisi se kiya wada na tha. Nikaal dete Dil se shayed tumhen KHAYAL, Par is kambakht dil mein koi Darwaza na tha



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Har ek muskurahat muskaan nahi hoti, Nafrat ho ya mohabbat asaan nahi hoti, Ansoo gham ke aur khushi ke ek jaise hote hai, Inki pehchan asaan nahi hoti…..



Chup Hontho ki juban ye ansoo hote hain Jo chup rahte hain fir bhi behte hain Aur in aasuon ki kismat to dekhiye Ye unke liye behte hain jo in ankhon mein rehte hain



Aisi bewafaai ki ussne , Mohabbat bhi badnaam ho gayi…. Apni mohabbat ki itni kimat vasool ki usne, Ke hamari arthi bhi nilaam ho gayi



Aankhen hansti hai magar dil yeh rota hai, Mante hai jise hum manzil apni, Humsafar uska koi aur hota hai



A Sweet Conversation Between Girl ‘n Boy after Break-up… Girl : Your New Girlfriend is Pretty (Girl Thinks in Mind….Is she Really Pretty than Me ???) Boy : Ya She is…!! (Boy Thinks in mind…. But you are still the most Beautiful Girl i know) Girl : I Heard that she is Funny ‘n Amazing (All the Stuff that i wasn’t) Boy : Sure She is… (But she is nothing compared to you) Girl : Well I Hope…You both last… (We never did) Boy : I Hope you do too… (What Happened to You ‘n Me…???) Girl : Well…I gotta go….(Before i start Cry) Boy : Ya me too…(I Hope you don’t Cry) Girl : Bye….(I Still Love you ‘n Miss you) Boy : See you Later..(I Will Never stop Loving you….Never Ever)



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Some battles have to be fought alone, some paths have to be crossed alone, so never be emotionally attached with anyone, u never know when u have to walk alone….?



very cute and painful lines 4ever : . Sometimes how hard I try to not cry… The tearsdrop still fall. Thats gravity!



Love hurts when u breakup with some 1. Hurts even more when some 1 breaks up with u But love hurts the most when the person, You love has no idea how u feel.



If sum1 cums in2 ur lyf n bcms a prt of u, bt 4 sum rison she-he couldnt stay, dnt cry 2 much.. Jus b glad tht ur paths crosd n sumhw s-he made u hapy evn 4 a wile.



Wo Karte Hain Baat Mohabt Ki, Par Mohabt K Dard Ka Unhein Ehsaas Nhi, Mohabt Wo Chaand Hai Jo Dikhta Hai Sb Ko, Pr Usey Pana Sb K Bus Ki Baat Nhi.



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I’m going to smile and make you think i’m happy, I’m going to laugh, So you don’t see me cry, I’m going to let you go in style, And even if it kills me – i’m going to smile.



I thought you wouldn’t hurt me I thought you were tired of seeing me cry Well now, you won?t be able to Because i’m gaining strength back And i’m finally going to say goodbye.



I’m saying this to help all of you guys out there Looking for the prefect break up quote. Stop!! Forget about the one who hurt you And move on to better things…. He-she doesn’t deserve even your thought about him/her. Move on Trust me its easier.



If i get scared, Wld u hold me tight? If i make a mistake, Wld u make it rite? If i build a fire, Wld u watch over e flame? If i say i miss u, Wld u feel e same?



Style of break up: Boy bought gift for His Girl friend- GF:Wat the hell would I do with this rocket? Boy: U wanted stars na? Now sit on it and GET LOST.



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As we go on We remember all the times we had together. And as our life changes come whatever We will still be “friends forever”



I heard someone whisper ur name, but when i turned around to c who it was, i notice i was alone, then i realize it was my heart telling me that.



Love hurts when u breakup with some 1. Hurts even more when some 1 breaks up with u But love hurts the most when the person, you love has no idea how u feel.



I can do without you, My love, in all but two ways: 1. Sleep without you by my side. 2. Wake without you by my side.



Both friends will think the other is busy & will not contact, Thinking it may be disturbing. As time passes both will think; let the other c0ntact. After that each will think why should i contact 1st. Here your love will be converted into hate. You will eventually forget each other. So keep in touch with your friends no.



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An Inspiring Fact: . “If you can still smile when U R completely broken up, then there can B nothing that can break U next time!”



Staying far never breaks relation, Staying near never builds relation, It’s a link between hearts, Which never allows us to forget each other.!!



Love hurts when you breakup with someone. Hurts even more when someone breaks up with you But love hurts the most, when the person you love has no idea how you feel.



Love marriages are never success Cuz they never had a pain Marriages are made in heaven Thats true! Cuz i had failed.



What to do when it feels What to do when it does not heals Every sweet moment of life it steals But heart has only love where it deals.



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Chup Hontho ki juban ye ansoo hote hain Jo chup rahte hain fir bhi behte hain Aur in aasuon ki kismat to dekhiye Ye unke liye behte hain jo in ankhon mein rehte hain.



Kadam kadam pe baharon ne saath chhoda, zaroorat padne par yaaron ne saath chhoda, vaada kiya sitaron ne saath dene ka, subah hone par sitaron ne bhi saath choda.



Zara Si Zindgi Hai Arman Bahot Hai, Hmdrd Nhi Koi Par Insan Bahot Hai, DiL Ka Drd Sunaye Kisko, Jo Shaks DiL K Qareeb Hai Wo Anjan Bahot Hai!



Geele kagaz ki tarah hai zindgi apni, Koi likhta bhi nahi koi jalata bhi nahi. Is kadar akele ho gaye hai hum ajkal, Koi satata bhi nahi koi manata bhi nahi.



OncE A Guy wHo recenTLy hAd a brEaKoff with Her giRL friend was aSkEd ….HAv U leFt uR girL frieNd or sHe left u??? He smileD And answerED.. L0vE LefT us!!!



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Words from a Lover 4 his love after his breakup: Please Do Not TurN Back N Face Me oNce More.. I DNt Have aNother Heart 2 Lose.!



Love hurts when you breakup with someone. Hurts even more when someone breaks up with you But love hurts the most, when the person you love has no idea how you feel.



What to do when it feels What to do when it does not heals Every sweet moment of life it steals But heart has only love where it deals.



AAP SE DUR JANNE KA IRADA NA THA SADDA SATH RAHENA KA WADA NA THA AAP YAAD NAHI KAROGE YE JANTE THE HUM PAR ITNE JALDI BHOOL JAOGE YE ANDAAZA NA THA.



Apni to mohabbat ki bas itni kahani hai, Tooti hui kashti hai tehhra hua pani hai, Ek phool kitabon me dam tor chuka hai, kuch yaad nahi aata, yeh kiski nishani hai.



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Do pal ki zindgani yahi bit jayegi, har kali raat ke baad nayi subah aayegi, agar khas logo ki yaad satayegi to, kasam se apki yaad sabse pahle aayegi.



Love hurts when you breakup with someone. Hurts even more when someone breaks up with you But love hurts the most, when the person you love has no idea how you feel.



A man may or may not be happy when he-she win’s one’s mind. But he must be happy when win’s one’s trust. Trust is the zenith of all relation.



Lines by a guy when his girl break up with him: “I am “MAD” for her but why i am not “MADE” for her…. Have A Nice Day…



Lines by a guy when his girl break up with him: “I am “MAD” for her but why i am not “MADE” for her…. Have A Nice Day…



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