Drunk Jokes for Whatsapp 34

Zinda rehne ki kshmksh me, hum bhagte rhe maut se, Thak kr akhir sona he pada maut ke agosh me..



Dil bikte hain,log bikte hai, logon k arman bikte, ye duniya wo bazar hai,jahan logon k emaan to kya, sb dharmon k Bhagwan bikte hain..



Yeh badalti ratein ka elaqa hai koi falak pe basa hua gaon nhi hai yeh shaher wafa mari jaan yaha kahin dhup nhi kahin chaw nhi



Mujhy Maloom Hai Main Us Ke Bina Jee Nahin Sakta.. Us Ka Bhi Yahi Haal Hai Magar KisiOr Ke Liyeee…



Kin Lafzon Mai Bayan Karoon Apne Dard Ko, _ღ jaaan ღ_ Sunnay Waly Tou Buhat Hai, Samjhne Wala Koi Nahi…..



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Na Apna Ranj Na Auron Ka Dukh, Na Tera Malal Shab’e FiraQ Kabhi Humne Yun Ganwayii Na Thi



Main Kisi Ko Kya Ilzaam Du Apni Maut Ka, Dosto… Yaha To Satane Wale b Apne Thay, aur Daafnane Wale b Apne…



MohobbT Me Jhukna KoI AJeeb BaaT NahI HaI . ae dost ChamakTa SuraJ BhI To DhaL JaTaHaI Chaand kI KhatIr.



Udass honton pe muskrahat ke phool aain to jaan lena ke dil ke andar ki kuch udaasi’ buhat udasi me dhal rahi hai



Aankhon mein haya to parda dil ka hi kaafi hai … Nahi toh Naqaabon se bhi hotay hai isharay Mohabbat ke …



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humne mohabbat ko dekha hai kuch iss makam tak ki aab tho nafarat sii ho gayi hai mohabbat ki naam se…



Kaat kar zuban meri keh raha tha wo”EssA”ab tumhe ejazat hai hal-e-dil sunane ki….. <==p==€



ZAMANA GUJAR GAYE HAATHO KO MILEYE HUE, MUDDAT HO GAYI NAZARON KO MILAYE HUE. DIN RAAT NIKAL GAYE YAADON ME KHOYE HUE, AB KAB SAMANE AAOGE DEAR MUSKURATE HUE.



Ho Chuke Ab Tum Kisi Ke, Kabhi Meri “ZINDEGI” The Tum *Ae_SANAM Bhulta Hai Kaun “MOHABBAT” Pehli Meri To Saari Khushi The Tum.



Push down if you miss me¡­ that is sweet of you ¡­¡­ Very sweet indeed ¡­. You can stop now ¡­.. You really miss me, ¡­. me too



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Koi milta hi nahi humse hamara bankar, wo mile bhi to ek kinara bankar, har khwab hain kanch ki tarah tute, ek yakin hi hai sath sahara bankar.



kyo yad aata h wo kal, jo lot ke nahi ayega. itna malum na tha, ki vakt is kadar rulayega. ji bhar ke ji lo aaj kyoki, yeh aaj phir kal ban jayega………



Ulfat mein inam mila hai. Bewafa naam mila hai. Kya kya socha tha is dil ne. Aur kya kya ilzam mila hai. Har gham ka hai khair-e-maqdam. Jo har subh-o-sham mila hai. Tera chehra teri yaadein. Har manzil har gham mila hai.



Jitni hasrat se tumhe dekhta hu meay, utni hasrat se kabhi chand bhi na dekha, jitna chahta hu meay tumhe, kabhi utna khud ko bhi na chaha.. ye sanam tu rahna hamesha saath mere, tere bina us rab se kuchh bhi na manga.



Chal Rahe Hain Zamane Mai Rishwaton Ke Silsilay, Tum Bhi Kuch Lay Day Ke Mujh Sey Muhabbat Kar Lo…



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Bhaite Howe Hain Saamne Aik Dusre K Hum Woh Dil Leye Howe hai Hum Tamanna Leye Howe…….!!!



Na jane kiyun galey se lipat kar roney laga jab hum barson baad mile… Jatey hue jis ne kaha tha ” k tum jese lakhon milenge..♥



To hi mil jai mujhy bas itna hi kafihai. Meri har sans ny bas yeh hi dowamangi hai Jany kiyo dil khincha Chala jata hai Teri Taraf Kiya tu ne Bhi mujhy pany ki dowa mangi hai…



Zinda rehne ki kshmksh me, hum bhagte rhe maut se, Thak kr akhir sona he pada maut ke agosh me..



Ye dil bahut udaas hai, Koi apna nahi paas hai, Har waqt boring sa ahsaas hai, Jara apni girlfriend ka number dena, Suna hai wo badi jhakaas hai.



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Hm Dekhte H Unhe Jo Na Dekhte He Hume, Hum Chahte He Unhe Jo Na Chahte He Hme, Ajeeb Aadten H Humari Hm Yaad Rakhte He Unhe Jo Bhul Jate h Hme.



Hum To Arsey Se, Kabhi Unke Ru’Ba’Ru Na Huye, Sirf Mehsoos Kiya Unko, Aur Tabiyat-E-Behaal Ho Gaye……



JO DIL K AAINE MAY HO WAHI PYARK KABIL HAI…. WARNA DEEWAR K KABIL TO HAR TASVEER HOTI HAI..



Farishton Jaisa Taqadus Tha Us ka… Yaqeen Janiye Wo Shakhs B Bewafa Nikla…!



khoi si ankho me sapna apka sajaliya arzu me apki chahat ko bsa lia dhadkn B N rhi zaruri hmare lye jabse dilme apko basa lya… ♥



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Jo humara pyaar hai, Unhe kisi aur se pyaar hai, Bas haar gaye hum yah jaankar, Ki jisse unhe pyaar hai , Wo humara yaar hai …



Mhbt karu to dhokha mat dena, Pyar ko aasu ka tohfa mat dena, Dil se roye koi aapki yaad me, Aisa koi mauka mat dena.



Sun Kar Uski Sub Baten, Faqt Itna Hi Kehta Hon, Kahan Aap, Kahan Wafa, Rehny Dijiye Bus Kijiye……..



Kal uski yad puri rat ati rahi Hum jage puri duniya soti rahi Asman me bijli puri rat hoti rahi Bas barish thi jo mere sath roti rahi



Mohbat Zindgi Jine Ka Paigam Hoti h, Mohbat Sab Risto Se Mahan Hoti h, Mohbat K Bina Jina Bahot Muskil h Kyu Ki 1 Mohbat Me 2 Logo Ki JAAN Hoti h



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Jo humara pyaar hai, Unhe kisi aur se pyaar hai, Bas haar gaye hum yah jaankar, Ki jisse unhe pyaar hai , Wo humara yaar hai …



Kal raat kitab meri skal dekhti rhi,Nind mujhe apni or khichti rhi, Nind ka jhoka mere man ko moh gaya.or 1 raat fir ye honhaarstudent bina padhe so gaye



Dil se wo yaad kre to hm pas honge,unko dikhe na, pr 1 ehsas honge, shayd wo hme kal bhool b jaye, Lekin dil kehta hai wo aaj b hum BIN udas honge



Aaj Muskurane Ko Ji Chahta H Har Gum Bhulane Ko Ji Chahta H Apki Yaad me Message Kya Bheju Khud Apke Paas Aane Ko Ji Chahta H



I’m like a Kid in a Candy Store looking for that Perfect Piece of Candy, Then you Came Along & Became the Sweetest Thing in my World.<3 (:I'm like a Kid in a Candy Store looking for that Perfect Piece of Candy, Then you Came Along



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The Rain Falls Because The Sky Can No Longer Handle Its Heaviness, Just Like The Tears, It Falls Because The Heart Can No Longer Handle The Pain …………. ♥ Love you a lot Princess ♥ ♥ ♥



Pyaar dilse nibhayenge hum, Tum bhul jao bhi to, Yaad dilayenge hum Aisi shararat karenge hum ki, Na chahate hue bhi, Tumhe yaad ayenge hum



Kya khoobsurat aap ka andaz hai, haqeeqat hai ya khawab hai khush naseebon ke paas aap rehte ho mere paas to bas aapki meethi si yaad hai MISS U



Katate nahi lamhe intezar ke, Baithe hai raste pe yaar ke, Aaj dekhna hai jalwe husn yaar ke, Suna hai laaya koi unhe falak se utaar ke.



Mohbat Zindgi Jine Ka Paigam Hoti h, Mohbat Sab Risto Se Mahan Hoti h, Mohbat K Bina Jina Bahot Muskil h Kyu Ki 1 Mohbat Me 2 Logo Ki JAAN Hoti h



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Jo humara pyaar hai, Unhe kisi aur se pyaar hai, Bas haar gaye hum yah jaankar, Ki jisse unhe pyaar hai , Wo humara yaar hai …



My Us Se Puchta Hun Khwaab May,”Muj Sy Muhabbat Hy.???” Phir Aankain Khol Deta Hun, Wo Jab Izhaar Krti Hy,..



Kash tu dekh sakta mujhay raat ke us pehar main, kitni bedardi say teri yad meri neend chura layti hai…



Aaj Hum H To Kal Hmari Yad HogiJb Hm N Honge Tb Hmari Baat HogiJb Kbhi Paltoge Zindgi K PanneAAp Ki Inhi khubsurat Ankho Se Barsat Hogi.



In A Relationship, Honesty & Trust Must Exist. If They Don’t, There’s No Point Of Loving. So If You Can’t Afford To Be Honest, Stay Single !!



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Salman khan – kitne % log samajte hai ki meri aur Katrina ki Shaadi hogi? Pappu – sirf 10% Salman – why? Pappu – Kyuki 90% log khud Katrina se Shaadi karna chahte hai . ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥



Kbhi socho wo tumse khafa kyun hai, jo dil me hai tumse juda kyun hai, hr apna kyun begana sa lagta hai, wo begana hokr bhi apno sa kyu hai.



Ishq hothon ka andaaz hai, jagti aankhon ka khawab hai, pata nahi dunia ko ye kyun nahi manzoor, jabki har dil isi me giraftar hai…



Kisi k Na Yaad karne se Safr-e zindagi kat to Jaati Hi Hai…..! Magar Apnon ka Yun Bhula Dena Qyamat Se kam Nahin Hota…



Bahut ajeeb hain yeh bandishen mohabbat ki…. Na usne qaid me rakkha, Na hum faraar huye….



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tere chehre se ye nazar meri hatati nahi, ye raat meri katati nahi,kiya karu o yaar tughse ye duri kambakht ghatati nahi



Jab Jab Mein Leta Hoon Saans Tu Yaad Aati Hai, Meri Har Ek Saans Mein Teri Khushbu Bas Jaati Hai, Kaise Kahu Tere Bina Mein Jinda Hoon, Kyunki Har Saans Se Pehle Teri Yaad Aati Hai…



apni surat ka kabhi didar de.¿ tadap raha hun kabhi apna pyar de.¿ ek bar muskvrade mere liye sanam.¿ fir mujhe jaan se mar de.



Define a True Music Lover? A Girl singing in a Bathroom While Taking Bath and a Boy Near the Keyhole is Using His Ears Not His Eyes.



Aye Barish Zara Tham Ke Baras, Jab Mera Yaar Aa Jaye Toh Jam Ke Baras, Phele Na Baras Ki Woh Aa Na Sake, Phir Itna Baras Ki Woh Ja Na Sake…



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Pyar maine b kiya aur usne b kiya fark sirf itna tha dosto , ki maine usko pane k liye kiya , par usne apna waqt bitane k liye kiya.



Many people give u “Crying Tears” and “Laughing Smiles” But there r few people who give u “Laughing Tears” and “Crying smiles”



where words fail, action speak , where action fails, eyes speak, where eyes fail , tears speak, AND where everything fail, LOVE SPEAKS



1 Mitha sa Ehsas Hua ABHI-ABHI Aisa Laga aapne Yaad KiYa ABHI-ABHI Itna To Yakin H DIL Ko, Hr Waqt Na Shi pr Hm YAD To Ate Hoge ApkO KBHI-KBHI…



Andaz_e_Dosti Bhi Aapki Ek Ada Hai, Door Ho Humse Ye Humari Saza Hai, Dil Me Basi Hai Ek Tasvir Aapki, Jiske Niche “I MISS U” Likha hai..



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Phool Kali se juda ho sakte hai magar khusbu se nahi app hum se juda ho sakte hai magar humare dil se nahi



love is not a collection of message it is selection of hearts. all lovers are not true, true lover are very few.



Jadu He Uski Har ek Baat MeYaad Bahut Aati Hai Din Aur Raat Me Kal Jab Dekha Tha Mene Sapna Rat Me Tab bhi Uska Hi Haath Tha Mere Haath Me.



Dil ke karib aake wo jab dur ho gaye. Sare haseen sapne chur chur ho gaye. Hamne wafa nibhayi to badnamiya mili. Aur jo bewafa the wo mashur ho gaye.



Hans kar gum ko bhulana kitna muskil hai Hans kar gum ko bhulana kitna muskil hai. Toot kar fir muskurana kitna muskil hai. Jub door tak chalo kisee ke saath to Tanha loat kar aana kitna muskil hai.



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Bhojpuri luv_letr.. Taj mahal kaun chiz ba, hum ehu se badi imarat banwaib, Mumtaz to mar k dafan bhaile rahe.. tohke sasuri hum zinda dafnaib! [786]



Jab khamosh aankho se baat hoti hai. Aise hi mohabbat ki shurwat hoti hai. Tumhare hi khyalo mein khoye rehte hai. Pata nahi kab din kab raat hoti hai ?



Sukoon ban kar dil me utar jayenge, mehsoos karne ki koshish to kijiye, door hote hue bhi paas nazar aayenge.



Labo par na sahi lekin, dil mein ikraar hain. Hum to keh chuke ab tum bhi keh do, ki tumko humse pyar hai.



Dil Bana Ne Wale Ne Dil Kaanch Ka Banaya Hota, Todne Wale Ke Haath Pe Zakham To Aaya Hota, Jab Bhi Dekhta Apne Haatho Ko Wo, To Unhe Humara Khayal To Aya Hota



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Kaanch Ke Tukde Bankar Bikhar Gayi Hai Meri Zindagi.. – aeDOSTO – Koi Sametne Nahi Aata Haatho Ke Zakhmi Hone Ke Darr Se



Larka aur larki gumne gaye.. Waha larkay ko chot lag ge.. Aur khun bhane laga wo larki ki traf dekhne laga k abhi wo apna dupta phar kar bhandh ge.. Larki larke ki nzro ka mehfum samj gai¤ boli!! . . . Suche we na.. 3200 da suit Ee mera..?



Abhi Tum Beth Jao Na… Bohat Si Baat Baqi Hai… Mere Halaat Baqi Hain… Abhi Jazbaat Baqi Hain… “Suno” Mujhay Tum KyunStatay Ho..?? Mujhay Itna Rulatay Ho… Mujhay Tum SE Muhabbat Hai… Mujhay Kyun Aazmatay Ho..?? Tumhi Ko Yaad Karte Hain… Tumhi Se Pyar KarteHain… Meri To Zindgi Tum Ho… Samajh Tum Kyun Na Patay Ho..?? Mujhay Tum Yaad Aatay Ho… Meri To Har Khushi Tum Se… Meri To Zindgi Tum Se… Meri Hr Aarzoo Tum Se… Mujhay Tum Kyun Statay Ho…



Aksar Wo Mujhse Puchti H, Kya Zindgi H aur Kya Maut? Main Khamosh Rehta Hu, Aur Dil Hi Dil Me Kehta Hu, Tumhe Paa Liya To Zindgi H, Aur kho diya to maut.



Aansu na hota to aankh itni khubsurat na hoti, Dard na hota to khushiyon ki keemat na hoti, Poori karta khuda yu hi sab murade, To ibadat ki kabhi zarurat na hoti…



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Dil ki nagri h udas tere bin, bujhti nahi ankho ki pyas tere bin tu nahi to kuch bhi nhi bata kaise karu khushiyo k4 talaash tere bin.



Paas apke duniya ka har sitara ho… Dur aapse gam ka har kinara ho jab bhi aapki palak jhapke samne wahi ho jo aapko duniya me sabse pyara ho. I miss u



Waqt har waqt ek ehsas rakhna, lamha har lamha ye aas rakhna, Bhula na sakenge hum kabhi apko lekin ap b hamari yaden apne pass rakhana.



Shikayat hame zindgi se nahi. Jee rahe hain magar khushise nhi. Dukh hi diya hai har kisi ne hame, par naraj bhi hum kisi se nhi.



*Zaruri Nhi Ki Insan Pyar Ki Murat Ho Sundar or Behad Khubsurat Ho Achha Toh Wahi Insan Hota H Jo Tab Apke Sath Ho Jab Apko Uski Zarurat Ho*



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Waqt mila tab yaad karte ho, Mood hua tab baat karte ho, Ek zamana tha jab ek msg roz karte the, Ab to ek zamane ke baad karte ho…… Why?



Wo ishk to karti hai par janon nahi karti. Wo katal to karti hai par khon nahi karti. Eis kadar kanjoos hai meri chahnewali Mis call to karti hai phon nahi karta…



Gum ki halat me muskurana badi baat hai, thokar kha ke dil lagna badi baat hai, Inkar kiya ho baar – baar jisne, usi ko baar – baar chahna badi baat hai.



Sab mujhe kehte hai ki badal gaya hai tu. Ab unhen koun samjhaye toote hue patton ka rang aksar badal jaata hai.



Tumhara dukh ham seh nhi sakte bhari mehfil me kuch keh nhi sakte hamare girtdd hue ansuo ko padkr dekho, wo b kehte h k hm aapke bin reh nhi skte



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Ek khayal sa dil me sama jata hai wo jo ek shaks mere dil ko bahot bhata hai uski ankho se dekhti hu main duniya sari is liye har taraf bus wo hi nazar ata hai



Tumhari pyar bhari Aankho ko darpan banayenge Tumhari har Aahat ko dil ki dhadkan banayenge Tum se is kadar pyar karte hai hum Ki ek din tumko apni dulhan Banayenge



kisi nu dukh de k sukh paya ta ki paya, kise da husn dekh k chaaya ta ki chaaya, pyar krde ho kise nu ta krde raho, kise hor da pyar kho ke paya ta kipaya..



Tumse kitna pyar hai Dil me utar kar dekha lo. Tumse kitna pyar hai Dil me utar kar dekha lo. Fir bhi na dikhe agar to Chasma badl kar dekha lo.



Har dil ko dard-e-dil haseel nahi hota, Keemti cheez ke har koi kabeel nahi hota, Ye to chor bazar ki meharbaani hai, Warna apne hath me ye mobile nahi hota.



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Hum yuhi muskurate hain, khayalon m gungunate hain, aapse milne ko jee chahta h to ankhen band karte hain aur aapko paate hain,…………..



Sham hoti hai to tanhai se darta hu, us se mil to lu main, pr fir judai se darta hu, Koi umeed nahi us se wafa ki mujko, fir bhi jane kyu uski ruswai se darta hu



Uska Hass Kar Nazar Jhuka Lena.. Sari Shartein Kabool Hon Jaise. Kitni Dilkash Hai Uski Khamoshi.. Sari Batein Fezool Hon Jaise……………



Meri Zindagi Main Faqat Do Hi Kaam Na_Mumkin Rahay Tujhay Paa Leney Ki Tammanna Ya Phir Tujhy BhoOl Jaany Ki Khawahish……



Zara Talkh Lehje May Baat Kr, ZaraBe-Rukhi Se Pesh Aa..!! Main Issi Nazar Se Tabah Hua Mujhe Dekh Na Yun Pyar Se..!



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Itni door kr diya usne, k paas aane ko taras gya main, kismat ne b itne gum diye hain, k muskurane ko taras gya main. .



Roz mangta tha dua main ek tara tod kr, tujhe mangna chaha to dekha ek b tara bacha nhi. .



Hr koshish meri jane kyu nakam ho jati hai, hr nyi chiz kuch dino me aam ho jati hai, mohabat me galtiyan nadan krte hai, Sachi mohabat be vajeh badnam ho jati hai.



Kya kahun Aye dost k wafa kya hoti hai, Ye jise mile uske liye Dua, jise na mile uske liye Baddua hoti hai.



Kon kahta h ki tumhari hamse baat nhi hoti, hum tadapte hain mulakat nhi hoti, milte to hum roz hain khuda ki kasam, haqeeqat m nhi khwab hi sahi…. By shakeel



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wo hazaron k saath rehta hai usey kya ghum mera…. kash humein b adat hoti bheer main usko bhool janey ki …



ajnabi log b dene lagy ilzam mjhy kehty hn pyar k siwa nai h koi kam mjhy bhulana chahun b tu kese bhulaoun tjhy log ab ly k bulaty hain tera naam mjjhy…..



Tufano me jandagi ko panah kaha milti h.anjani rahome rah milti hai.arey,tajmahal banane ka hosla to ham bhi rakhtehai mager wafadar mumtaj kaha milti hai.



Tumhein Meri Mohabbat Ki KasamSach Sach Bata Dena..!! Galy Main Daal Kar Baahain, Manana Kissey Seekha Hai…



Mera to koi tha he nhi, main in khushiyo ka kya krta, bs duniya ko bant deta hu main ab badle me unke gum lekr…



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jubaan se naam lete hai Ankhon se aansu jhalak jate hai kabhi hajaro baten kiya karte the aaj ek baat k liye taras jate hai



Tanhayi mujhe aksr rula deti hai, mujhe beete hue kal se mila deti hai, jise bhulne ki aksr koshis krta hu main, ye uski yadon ko paas bula leti hai…



Aankhe Ashk Nahi Samandar Hai Tumhari Jinki Lahro Mein Hai Aahat Hmari Ek Boond Bhi Na Girne Denge Zameen Pe Yeh Ankhe Nahi Pyaas Hai Hmari



Us Ne Mere Hath Ki Lakireen Dekhi Our Hans Kar Kaha Tujhe Zindagii Mai Sab Kuch Mile Ga Haan Magar Mere Siwa…!



meri adat nahi hai har ek par marmitne ki, par tujhme baat hi kuch aisi hai,k dil ne socha hi nahi!!!!!



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Is se pehle ki dilo me nafrat jaage, aao ek shaam mohabbat me bita di jaye… Karke kuch mohabbat ki baatein, Is shaam ki masti badha di jaye.



Aaj kee raat bhee QaYamat kee tarah Gujree……!!! ! Na jane kya bat thee har bat Pe tum Yaad aaYe…….!!!!



Rat ko rat ka tohfa nahi dete. dil ko jajbat ka tohfa nahi dete. hum to tumhe chand bhi la dete, magar chand ko chand ka tohfa nahi dete.



Lafzon me kya likhon mai allah ji tareef, Jo na mangoon to bhi nawaz deta hai Aur mang loon to be-hisaab deta hai



Don’t Say You Love Someone And Then Change Your Mind … Love Isn’t Like Picking What Movie You Want To Watch …



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Zara Talkh Lehje May Baat Kr, ZaraBe-Rukhi Se Pesh Aa..!! Main Issi Nazar Se Tabah Hua Mujhe Dekh Na Yun Pyar Se..!



Nafraton ki inteha kuchh iss tarah dekhi humne… Wo khuwab mein bhi hum se munh mod k baithe thay………..



apni har ek saans uske liye humne luta di aur wo puchhte hai mere liye kitni hadd tak gujar jaoge



Mana ki dukh bahut hai duniya main, magar yeh bhi toh inteha hai ki, sukh kabhi na mile



aap hume bhool jao hume koi gum nahi jis din humne aapko bhula dia samajh lijiye ga iss dunia main hum nahi.



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Kya kahun Aye dost k wafa kya hoti hai, Ye jise mile uske liye Dua, jise na mile uske liye Baddua hoti hai..



Meri Zindagi Main Faqat Do Hi Kaam Na_Mumkin Rahay Tujhay Paa Leney Ki Tammanna Ya Phir Tujhy BhoOl Jaany Ki Khawahish……



Main Buro’n Se Lakh Bura Sahi Mgr UNSE Hai Mera Wasta.. Meri Laaaj Rakhna Mere KHUDA YeTere HABIB Ki Baaat Hai



Roz mangta tha dua main ek tara tod kr, tujhe mangna chaha to dekha ek b tara bacha nhi. .



Dil me hai ek Baat zuban pe laun kaise, Haal is Dil ka duniya ko bataun kaise, Wo kehta hai Gum hai to tu rota kyu nahi? Aansu sookh gye ankhon k ro ro kr, ye baat use samjhaun kaise..?



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Har Pal Lagta He Tu Mere Paas He Mere Liye Tu Bahut Khaas He Yahi Tamanna He Mere DiL Ki, Bas Ek Baar Tujhse Milne Ki Aas He.



Dil Roya Par Aankhon Ko Rone Na Diya Sari Sari Raat Jage Khud Ko Sone Na Diya Itna Karte Hai Yaad Aap Ko Par Is Baat Ka Ehsaas Aap Ko Kabhi Hone Na Diya…)



Bhari mehfil me tanha rehna sikha diya. unke ishq me jooth kehna sikha diya. kisi dard ya khushi ka ehsaas nhi ab. Sab kuch pyaar ne sehna sikha diya.



Hamare bin adhure aap rahoge,Kabhi koi dost tha hamara aap khud kahoge,Na hoge ham to ye aalam na hoga,Milenge bahut se lekin koi humsa na hoga.



Hr koshish meri jane kyu nakam ho jati hai, hr nyi chiz kuch dino me aam ho jati hai, mohabat me galtiyan nadan krte hai, Sachi mohabat be vajeh badnam ho jati hai..



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zidagi.bahot+gam.milege.sach mano.achche.,dost-bahot:kam.milege jab sab1saath.chod.dege tumara.palat.kar dekhna=tume.khade.wahi.ham milege.



Pyar Ki Anokhi Murat Ho Tum, Zindagi Ki Ek Zaruat Ho Tum, Phool To Khoobsurat Hote Hi Hai, Par Phoolo Se Bhi Khoobsurat Ho Tum. ♥ ♥ ♥



SOMEBODY SAID- “Jise Hadd Se Zyada Pyaar Kro Woh Pyaar Ki Kadr Nhi Krta”..! BUT I SAID- “Pyaar Ki Kadr Unse Jaano Jinhe Koi Pyaar Nhi Krta”…!!



SOMEBODY SAID- “Jise Hadd Se Zyada Pyaar Kro Woh Pyaar Ki Kadr Nhi Krta”..! BUT I SAID- “Pyaar Ki Kadr Unse Jaano Jinhe Koi Pyaar Nhi Krta”…!!



Har Pal Lagta He Tu Mere Paas He Mere Liye Tu Bahut Khaas He Yahi Tamanna He Mere DiL Ki, Bas Ek Baar Tujhse Milne Ki Aas He.



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Phulo ka kya h, Khilkr bikhar jate h. Zindgi ki raho me log milkr bichad jate h. Muskil hota h bhulna unko, Jo rishte banakar DIL me utar jate h.



dil dena magar bharosa mat krna. Muskurana magar ansu mat bahana. Pyar karna magar dur mat hona. Ae dost hame maar daalna magardhokha mat dena



143 means 1 – - I 4 – - LOVE 3 – - YOU



Wo MeRe “SeeNe Pe SiR RaKh Ke “SoYi Thi BeKhaBaR…” AeDosTo HuM Ne “DiL KI DhaDKaN Hi “RoK” Li KI KaHI UNKI “NeeND Na “TooT” JaYe.



Kash ye jalim judai nahi hoti rabba tune dil ye cheez banai nahi hoti zindagi jo apni thi aaj parai na hoti.



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One Of The Best Moments In Life Is Wen, “U See Ur Yellow Rose Turning Red Rose”, Hard 2 Understand???? . So Read Again.. . “Ur Frnd Turns Into Ur Luv”.



Tufano me jandagi ko panah kaha milti h.anjani rahome rah milti hai.arey,tajmahal banane ka hosla to ham bhi rakhtehai mager wafadar mumtaj kaha milti hai.



sMs har pal kare to shararat hogi.Har din kare to pareshan hogi.Kabhi_KabhiKare to kanjusi hogi.ParDil se kare to aapko kushi hogi.



Barso guzar gaye ro kar nahi dekha, Aankhon mein neend thi so kar nahi dekha, Wo kya jaane dard-e-mohabbat ko, Jisne kabhi pyar karke nahi dekha… Like Page Fb http://ift.tt/1kgPhdD



Jo mill gya use muqadar samjo, Khud ko waqt ka sikandr samjo, kyu drte ho result se Result aane tak khudko university ka toper samjo.



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Yaado Se Badi Koi Doulat Nahi Hoti, Paas Rahana Hi Zarurt Nahi Hoti. Duriyan Kar Deti Hai Yadon Ko Zinda, Warna Yadon Ki Koi Kimat Nahi Hoti



Maana k hum bahut Ladte hai Magar Pyar B Bahut karte he Hamare Gusse ki wajah se Naraz Na ho Jana Hum Gussa Upar Se Or Pyar DilSe karte hai.



Parinde Laut Aaye Hai Gharo Ko Us Shaqsh Ko Bhi Laut Aana Chahiye Tha Bhala Aise Bhi Koi Ruthta H _ Us Bewafa Ko To Bas Bahana Chahiye Tha



DiL Pe koi zoR cHaLTa NaHi / TanHai ka MaUsaM BaDaLTa NaHi / aE_JaaN / BHooL JaU TuJHe SocHa HaR BaaR / LekiN TeRe BiNa DiL kaHi LaGTa NaHi.



Zindagi Ek Baar Milti Hai Usko Na Yun Barbaad Karo, Khushi Ho Ya Gam Ka Aalam Us Khuda Par Aitbaar Karo, Mohabbat Hi To Hame Jeena Sikhati Hai Is Zamane Mei Isiliye Doston Kisi Na Kisi Se Tum Bhi Pyaar Karo…



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Dil ka drd palko me qaidhai,ehsas unka hawa keisharo me qaid hai,unko bhulaye b to kese,jinko pane ki aarzu tute sitaro me qaid hai.



Apni to “Dastan -E- ishq” Ka “Ye “Pahlu” “Raha Hai..!! YaaRo ======= Nazariya “Unse “Mila Jinse “Mukaddar” “Na” “Mil” “Saka..!!



DooR iSHaRo se “BaaT NaHi HoTi AaNSoo BaHaNe Se BaRSaT NaHi HoTi Ye ZiNDGi KHWaB NaHi “HaQiQaT” He AaNKHeN BaND KaRNe Se “RaaT NaHi HoTi



TuJ Ko ApNa BaNa Lu TeRe HaR GuM Ko DiL se LaGa Lu..!! MuJe KaRNi AaTi NaHi ChoRi WaRNa Ae DosT Me TeRi AaNKHo se HaR AaNsu ChuRa Lu..!!



Aapki Yaad Ko Rok Pana He Mushkil Rote Hue Dil Ko Mnana He Mushkil Ye Dil Aapko Yaad Karta Hai Kitna Ye Ku6 Lafjo Me Bta Pana Hai Mushkil



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Phulo ka kya h, Khilkr bikhar jate h. Zindgi ki raho me log milkr bichad jate h. Muskil hota h bhulna unko, Jo rishte banakar DIL me utar jate h.



Dil ki dhadkanon me naam hai aapka, meri saanson k saaj me awaaj hai aapka. Aap mujhe chaho na chaho, par aapki har chah se chahat hai mujhko…..



Kar na sake hum pyar ka souda, Kimat hi kuch aisi thi, Jiti bazi har gye hum Kismat hi kuch aisi thi.



Hamne chaha tha usko dil se magar, Usne hmko akela chodh diya, Ji nhi sakta mai ab uske bina, Aati rehti h uski yaden, Jaun mai ab kahan use khokar, Kaise tujhko mai bulaunga. By ….sHaKiB kHaN….



…Ujale Apni Yaadon k Hamare Sath… “Rehne Do n Jane Kis Gali Me” *Zindgi Ki Shaam Ho Jaye,* ..LoveU Dear…



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Subah ka har pal zindagi de aapko.. Din ka har lamha khushi de aapko.. Jaha gum ki hawa chu k b na guzre.. Khuda woh JaNNaT ki zami de aapko



SHaM Ki SHaMa Me 1TaSViR NaZaR ATi H TaB iN HoToN Se 1BaaT NiKaL ATi H KaB HoGi UnSe Ji BHaR K BaTeN BaS Ye SocH K HaR SHaM NiKaL JaTi H



DILme”Aap Ho Or Koi Khas Kese Hoga Yaado MeAapke Siva KoiPasKese Hoga HICHKIYA”Kehti He AaP YAAD KarteHo Par Bologe Nahi To Ehsas Kese Hoga



Kisi Ne KhuB KaHa Hai Ki YaaRo RasTe KaHa “KhaTaM HoTe Hai “ZiNDGi Ke SaFaR Me..” MaNziL To WaHi Hai JaHaN KhWaisHeN “ThaM JaYe



DIL se Dur Jinhe Hum Kar Na Sake Paas Bhi Unhe Hum Pa Na Sake Mita Diya Pyar Jisne Hamara DIL se Hum Unka Naam Likh Ke bhi Mita Na Sake



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Yaad Use Karo Jo Acha Lge Pyr Use Karo Jo Sacha Lage Sath UsKa Do Jo Iraado Ka Pakka Lage Aur Dil Use do Jo Surat Se Nahi Dil Se Sachha Lage



CHAAND Ko Bitha Ke Pehre Pe! “TAARO” ko Diya Nigrani Ka Kaam! Ek “RAAT”Suhani Aapke Liye.. Or Ek Sweet Sa “sapna” Aapki Aankho k Naam..



ChanDni RaT Me Barsat Buri Lagti He DiL Me DarD Ho To Har BaT Buri Lagti He Wo Hum se Na MiLe To koi Gam Nhi Par Unki Gairo se Mulakat Buri Lagti He



Daba Kar Qabar Me Sab Chal Diye, Na Dua Na Salam.. _* _* _* _* Zara Si Der Me Ye Kya Ho Gaya Zamane Ko…?



Zindagi Ki Rahon Me Ishq Na Mila Is Bedard zamane Se Kuch Na Mila Hum Afsos Kyu Kre Wo Hame Na Mile Are Afsos To Wo Kre Jinhe Hum Na Mile



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Zindagi me tum se ek lambi mulaqat ho, mil kar baithe hum aur lambi baat ho, baat karne ko sirf teri-meri zaat ho, ruk jaye waqt phir din ho na raat ho….



Paya hai jitna pyaar aapse, Usse bhi jyada pane ko ji chahta hai. Na jane kaun si khubi hai aapme, Dosti nibhane ko ji chahta hai…



Roz kisi ka intezar hota he Roz ye Dil bekarar hota he kaash ke koi samajh pata ki chup Rehne walo ko bhi kisi se bahot pyar hota he



Yu “TaDpaNe Se MeRi “JaaN “NaHi “NiKaLeGi..!! Ae DiLBaR ========== Me To “MoM” “Hu Bus Ek Bar “AaG” “Ke “HawaLe” KaR De..!!



Jab khamosh aakho se bat hoti he aise hi mohbat ki shuruwat hoti he Tumare hi khayalo me khoye rehte he Pata nhi kab din aur kab rat hoti he



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Rishte khas nhi,Khas aap ho, Baat k6 nhi,Par jazbat aap ho, Aas k6 nhi,par vishwas aap ho Apne to bahut h,Per sabse khas. “SIRF”AAP HO.



Chahte The Unhe Par Izhar Na Kar Sake Kat Gai Umar Hum Ikrar Na Kar Na Sake Hmari Bhi Kaisi Majburi Thi Juban To Thi Par Istemal Na Kar Sake



Q Dil Me BaS Ke Dil Dukhate H Log, Q Har Kadam Pe Aazmate H Log. Hr Pl Rahte H Ankho Me Jo Sapno Ki Tarah, Fir Unhi Ankho Ko Q Rulate H Log.



Taqdeer Likhne wale ek ahsaan likh de, mere pyar ki taqdeer me ek our muskaan likh de. Na mile kabhi dard usko…… Tu Chahe to uskii kimat me meri jaan likh de…. ♥♥



Tera Wajood Mautbar Hai Zindagi Mein Meri, Tere Siwaa Nahi Aata Kisi pe Payar Mujhey ♥



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In Hawao Pe Pyar Ka PAiGAM Lika He Aapke GHAR Ka Pata Aur Naam LikHa h. PAiGAM Padhkar Mujko Duaye Dena Tanha ZiNDGi Ka HaaL Tamam Likha h.



Maine Ek Patthar Se Dhoka Khaya Tha BaDa Hasin Dhoka Khaya Tha Aaj Dur Jakar Wo Baithe He Humse Kabi Uske Lie Humne Kisi Ko Thukraya Tha.



Kya wajah h mere darne ki, Ab to khwaish h unki yad M marne ki, Unhe kyu itna yaad karta h dil, Jinhe fursat hi nahi humse bat Karne ki.



Jb Unki yaad aati hai Dil Ki dhadkan ruk si jati hai, Itni Pyari h unki Ankhe ki,unse nazar milte hi hmari nazar apne aap jhuk jati h.



Galti Krke Galti Ka Nam Puchte H, Dard De K Dawa Ka Nam Puchte He, Mar Gaye Hum Unki Is Ada Pe, Wo Hoke Meri Jan Meri Jaan Ka Nam Puchte hai



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Dil Lagane Wale Lakho Milenge Pyar Karne Wale Hazaaro Milenge Milne Wale Roz MIlenge Par Yaad Karne Wale Hum Jaise Kahin Nhi Milenge..



Kuch Iss Kadar Kiya Zaalim Ne ‘MereZAKHAM’ Ka ilaaz.. – - aeDOSTO – - Marham Bhi Lagaya To ChaakuKi Nok Se…!



आप पागल हो P= Pyaare A= Attractive G= Gehius A= Advance L= Lovely अब मुस्करो मत आखर हो तो पागल



:-@MANGESH@ Of having a broken heart is not so much as to kill you, yet not so little as to let you live. . . . . . . .



ChaHTa Hai is DuNiYa Me AaKaR” “RoNa.” Ae ShaThiYo PaR “BaDa “MusHKiL” Hai BaRDasHT” KaRNa “TuTe” “HuAe”"SaPNe” Ko..”



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Dil ki baat dil mai na rahe ankhon ke khawab aankhon me na rahe dil ki baat isliye keh dil aapko ki galti se aap kisi aur k dil mai na rahe ..A.RAHMAN



Mujhe us NaaDan se Itni MohabbT Hai * * Ae YaaRo * BaarisH Ki BoonD Bhi use Chhu Le To, BahuT DarD Hota H *JAMES*



Jab aap ka naam zuban par aata H Pata nahi dil Q muskurata H Tasalli hoti H man ko koi to H apna Jo hanste hue har waqt yaad aata He



Tumse Ishq Ki Rawani Banegi 1_Din Tu Mere Dil Ki Raani Banegi Katega Zindgi Ka Har Pal PYAR Me Itni Haseen Humari Mohabbt Ki kahani banegi..



Poochha Kisi Ne Haal Muddton Ke Baad Aaya Mera Khyal Muddton Ke Baad.. Karta Hai Woh Yaad Mujhe Magar Hota Hai Aisa Badi Muddton Ke Baad.



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Love bears all things, Love believes all things, Love hopes all things, and most precious of all, Love endures all things. Come we love and make things happy



Mere haathon se gir gayi lakeeren kahin, Bhool aaye hum apni takdeeren kahin, Agar mile tumko kahin to utha lena, Mere hisse ki har khushiapne haathon pe saja lena.



My love for you is like water, Falling countless�� The beating of my heart, For you is so heavy and soundless, The feeling of being in your arm is so Precious and endless.



Zindgi itne dard deti hai. fir bhi umeed rahti hai. kehte hai ki koi yaad nahi karega. par aap toh karoge ye umeed rahti hai.



Nafraton ki inteha kuchh iss tarah dekhi humne… Wo khuwab mein bhi hum se munh mod k baithe thay………..



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Unke milan ki chahat rakhte nahi ham, par unhe bhulne ki himakat karte bhi nahi ham….. ye to ehsaas hai apna apna, varna har kisi se apne dil ki baat karte nahi ham….. samajhna kathin hai ham donok liye ye ehsaas, kyunki kabhi pyaar ki baatein karte nahi ham…..



Duniya K Aage Majboor Na Honge Nazro Me Teri Kbhi BeNoor Na Honge ZinDagi BHar Saath NibhaYenge TeRa Vaada H Kabhi Tumse Door Na Honge



aek nam tmara lekr hm jite hai marte hai. ye isaq nibha dena tum gujarish ye krte hai. tum khush ho to hum bhi yu khush rehte hai. tum rutho to hum khud se ruthe rehte hai ye jan lo bus tumse hi hum apni khabr rakhte hai. tum bhul na jana isko gujarish ye karte hai. jitna bhi hum tumko chahe kam lgta hai. Ye isaq isiliye hi to pal pal bdta hai. tum se hi is jivan ka hum sara bharm rkhte hai. tum tor na dena isko gujarish ye krte hai.



Yaadon ki barsaat liye Duaaonki soghat liye Dil ki gehrayee se Chand ki roshnai se Pholonk kaghaz per Aap k liye sirf 3 lafz “I LOVE YOU”



Is dil ka kaha maano ek kaam kar do, Ek be-naam si mohabbat mere naam kar do, Meri par faqat itna ehsan kar do, Kisi din subha ko milo aur shaam kar do.



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Hamein yun hi apni saanson me basa kar rakhna, apne dil k ek kone me basa k rakhna. Pyaar karo na karo hamse aap tut kar, bas apne hothon me mera naam yun hi saza kar rakhna…



Dard ko na dekhiye dard se Dard ko bhi dard hota hai Dard ko bhi zaroorat hai pyarki Aakhir pyar mein dard hee tohhamdard hota hai..



Udaas Lamhon Ki Naa Koi Yaad Rakhna. . . Toofan Mein Bhi Wajood Apna Sambhal Ke Rakhna. . . Kisi Ki Zindagi Ki Khushi Ho Tum. . . Ussi Ke Liye Hamesha Apna Khayal Rakhna. . .



Phool Kahu.n To Gulaab Kahu.n… Kudrat Ka Iklauta Shabaab Kahu.n… Kehene Ko Aur Kya Kahu.n Dhanwant… Kahu.n Main Tujhe Lajawaab Kahu.n…



Ek dard thi unki aankhon me mere bagair, ek aah thi unki jubaan me mere bagair. Ro rahe the mere intezaar me wo is kadar, k ek khoyi si junoon thi unki awaaj me mere bagair….



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Nigahen aapki pehchan hai hamari, Muskarahat aapki shan hai hamari, Karna hifazat tum apni, Kyounki sanse aapki jaan hain hamari…



Kuch Nasha Aapki Baat ka hai, Kuch Nasha Dhimi Barsat ka hai, Hame aap yuhi Sharabi maat Kahiye, ye dil par asar aapse pahali mulakat ka hai…



Saath agar doge muskrayenge zarur, Pyar agar dil se karoge to nibhayenge zarur, Raah me kitne kante q na ho , Awaz agar dil se doge to aayenge zarur…



Tere Labo Ko Chu Lu Wo ShamAa Jaye, Tere Pyar Me Bahne Ka Pegam Aa Jaye, Ye Zindgi To He Teri Amanat…… Bas Mere Naam K Sath Tera Naam Aa Jaye…



Chahatein ye kaisi hain mujh me aapke liye, na rona nasib na hansna nasib. Kho jaata hun aapko dekh karis kadar, k sapne me bhi na sona nasibna jaagna nasib….



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Hume unse koi shikayat hi nahi, Shayad humari kismat me dosti hi nahi, Meri takdeer likh kar to khudabhi mukar gaya, Pucha to bola ye to meri likhawat hi nahi…



Girti hui baarish ki bundon ko apne haton me samet lo, jitna paani tum samet paye utna yaad tum humen karte ho, jitna pani tum samet nahi paye, utna yaad hum tumhe karte hain..



Pyar Ki Anokhi Murat Ho Tum, Zindagi Ki Ek Zaruat Ho Tum, Phool To Khoobsurat Hote Hi Hai, Par Phoolo Se Bhi Khoobsurat Ho Tum.



Door jakar bhi hum door jaa na sakenge, Kitna royenge hum bata na sakenge, Gham iska nahi ki aap mil na sakoge, Dard is baat ka hoga ki hum aapko bhula na sakenge!



Tere husne ke hum diwane hogaye Tuhje apna banate banate hum khud se begane ho gaye Na chod na mujhe tu aaye zalim Tere kareeb aakar hum duniya se dur hogaye…



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Har lamha beete saanson ki raftaar badti jaye, Dekhu ghadi baar baar dhadkane bekaraar hoti jaye, Thak rahi hai aankhein tut rahi hai baahein tere intezaar mein, Tere paas ane ke liye tujhe aaghosh mein lene ke liye meri jaan nikli jaye.



Bichhadte waqt usne kaha tha, ‘Na sawal karna na jawab milega, mujhe bhul jana karar milega.’ , Hum zindagi ke uss makaam par the ‘ Na sawal kiya na jawab mila, na bhul sake usse na karar mijaja’



Ab Ansuon Ko Aankhon Mein sajaana Hoga Charaag Bhuj Gaye Khud Ko Jalana Hoga Na Samajhna Ke Tumse BicharKe Khush Hain Hum Humein Logon Ki Khaatir Muskurana Hoga …



Meri deewangi ki koi hadd nahin teri soorat ke siva kuch yaadnahin mein hu phool tere gulshan ka tere siva mujh pe kisi ka haq nahin…



Yaad rakhne k liye koi cheez chahiye, Aap nahi to apki tasvir chaciye , Par apki tasver hamare dil behla na sakegi kyunki vo, Tumhari tahra muskara na sakegi…



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Intazar mein mujhe tarpaya mat karo Dil ki bat mujh se chhupaya mat karo Milo mujhe to apni batein chheda karo Kisi or ki bat mujhe sunaya mat karo Tumhare bin bhool jata hoon khud ko Door ja k mujh se mujhe yun sataya mat karo.



Har Dil Mein Dard Chupa Hota Hai !! Bayan Karne Ka Andaz Juda Hota Hai !! Kuch Log Ankhon Se Dard Baha Dete Hain !! Or Kisi Ki Hansi Mein hi Dard basa Hota Hai !!



Zindagi ke liye jaan zaruri hai, Pane kle liye arman zaruri hai, Hamare paas chahe kitna hi gham, Par aapke chehre par muskan zaruri hai…!



Tumhein Meri Mohabbat Ki KasamSach Sach Bata Dena..!! Galy Main Daal Kar Baahain, Manana Kissey Seekha Hai..



Hum apni deewangi se jaane jaate hain Wo apni berukhi se pehchaane jaate hain Roz miltey hai lekin, kuchh kehte sunte nahi Mere saamne wo meri dhadkan badhaane aate hain.



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aas paas tera ehsas ab bhi liye bethey hain… tu hi nazar andaz karey to hum shikwa kis se karein……..



ajnabi log b dene lagy ilzam mjhy kehty hn pyar k siwa nai h koi kam mjhy bhulana chahun b tu kese bhulaoun tjhy log ab ly k bulaty hain tera naam mjjhy……….



Pal pal ke riste ka vada hai aapse, apnapan kuch inta jyada hai aap se, na sochna ki bhool Jayege hum aapko, zindagi bhar chahenge yeh vada hai aapse.



mere dil ka haaal kya dikhaoon, tumhe afsana yeh kaise sunaoon, aakhen jagti hai to dhoondhtihai chehra tumhara, band ho to rasta nihaarti hai tumhara.



Apni haseen ankhon me chupa lo mujhko, mohabat agar karte ho to churalo mujhko, khone ka khauf ho agar, dil ki har dhadkan mein basalo mujhko.



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Chand lafzon me jo byan ho wo mohabbt kya hai, sir na jhuke jisme vo ibadat kya hai, jaan to dete hai log khuda k liye, pr khuda khud na lene aye to shhadat kya hai.



Un pyari yado ka ehsash rehne do, Dil aur juban par bas usi ka ehsash rehne do, Ye dastur h meri zindgi ka chahe khud raho udash par dusro ko udash na rehne do



Us Ne Mere Hath Ki Lakireen Dekhi Our Hans Kar Kaha Tujhe Zindagii Mai Sab Kuch Mile Ga Haan Magar Mere Siwa…!



sikha di be-rukhi b tumhe zalim zamane ne, k tum jo seekh lete ho,hami pe azmaate ho…



wo hazaron k saath rehta hai usey kya ghum mera…. kash humein b adat hoti bheer main usko bhool janey ki ..



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apni har ek saans uske liye humne luta di aur wo puchhte hai mere liye kitni hadd tak gujar jaoge



Maut ka aalam dekh kar to zamin bhi do gaz jagha deti hai A Khuda Phir ye insan kya cheez hai jo zinda rehne par dil me jagha nahideta….



Mana ki dukh bahut hai duniya main, magar yeh bhi toh inteha hai ki, sukh kabhi na mile



Sirf Muhabbat hi nahi ha duniya me jo dard ke liye zimmedaar hai . . . . Kambakht “Final Xam” b babhut takleef dete hai



JAB KHUDA NE ISHQ BANAYA THA,TAB KHUD KHUDA NE BHI USE AAZMAYA THA,OR MERI AAUKAAT TO DEKHO,PYAR K LIYE APNE KHUDA KO B THUKRAYA THA.



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Yeh Samundar Bhi To Paani Ke Siwa Kuch B Nahin, Is Ke Seene Se Agar Leher Utha Li Jaye,



Pehle Tarasha us ne mera wajoodSheeshay se,,, Phir zamane bhar K haathon main patthar thama Diye…!!!



issi khayal mein guzri hai shaam-e-gham aksar, ke dard hadh se barrhe ga to muskura dun ga…



Main’Bad-Duaa’to nahi de Rahi hon us ko……… ”Magar” Dua Yehi hy Usey’Mujh jaisa’ ab koi na mile……!!!!! !



Woh mout bhi kitne suhaani hogi, Aapke pyar me jo mujhe pani hogi, Wada hai aap se pehle hum jayange kyuki aapke li jannat bhi toh sajani hogi,



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Apki Yad Ne Mujko Beqrar Kr Dia = Tanha Jeena Mera Dushwar Kr Dia = Socha Aaj Apko Hum Yaad Na Kre = Kambakht Dil Ne Dhadkne Se Inkar Kr Dia



Jab Apka Naam Juban Par Aata H Pata Nahi Dil Kyo Muskurata H Tasalli Hoti H Mann Ko Koi To H Apna Jo Haste Hue Har Waqt Yaad Aata H -



Dur rahke haste rahoge to chalega Kabhi kabhi milte rahoge to chalega Hamari yaad me 1 msg to karna Phir wo msg khali bhi rahega to chalega “Like Thiss Page http://ift.tt/1n0mvxy



unko lagtha hai ..mein nadaan hu..kuch samajthe nahi unko kiya kabar ..hum unhay bus azaadi say jeenay dey rahe hain..



Kaash! : Sapne HaqIqaT HoTe To Me Har Sapne Me TuJhe Dekha KrTa.. : Kaash! : ZIndgI Me Har Dua PurI HotI To Me Har Dua Me TuJhe Manga KrTa..



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DiL Me Basa Rakha H teri Wafao ko Ankho Me Chupa Rakha He Teri Adao ko Is Jaha Me kya De Tujhe Ho sake To Tohfa Samah Lena Meri Duao Ko



Har JazBaT Ko zuBaN NaHi MiLTi Har AaRzu ko Dua NaHi MiLti HasTe RaHo To DuNiYa ReHTi H WrNa AaNsuo Ko To AaNkHo Me Bhi PaNaH Nhi MiLTi



Chalkte Huye Asuo ko hum sukha bN PYe apni Mohbbt k ehss unhe kra bhi n pye wo roye hmse gle lg kr kisi aur k liye Aur hm unhe hta bhi n pye



Kab Loat k aao gy Bata Q Nhi Dete TuM Paas ho Mere to pata Q Nhi ChaLta tum Door mujse to Saza Q Nhi dete Ek tere siwa or kisi ko b n chaha



: Mit Jaye Ye Duri Agar Tum Chaho Na Koi Ho Majburi Agar Tum Chaho Hume To H Chahne Wale Or Bahut Mgr Hamari Ye Tamanna He K Hume Tum Chaho



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Sath ChaLte ChaLte Kuch Log Chhod Jate H Aazmake Hamko Dur Ho Jate He Kya Aap B ShamiL H Us Bhid Me Jaha Log Apna Kehte HOr Fir BhuL Jate H



Kaate nhi kat te ye lamhe intezaar ke, Nazren jama ke baithe hai raste pe yaar ke, Dil ne kaha dil se laya hai, Kaun unko falak se utaar ke………..



Hum Na BadLenge WAQT Ki Raftaar Ke Sath, _-=JAANU=-_ Hum Jab Bhi MiLenge ANDAZ Purana Hoga..!! ~_=javid=_~



Dua Pe Hmari Aitbar Rkhna Dil Me Apne Na Koi Sawal Rakhna, Dena Chahte Ho Agar Khushiya Hame, To Bas Aap Khush Rahna Aur Apna Khayal Rakhna.



paigaam hai ye dil se dharkan takaasman ke suraj se samundar ke sahil tak.hum to saath hai hansi se gum takbas aap khush rahe subah se saam tak…



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Akhe Taras K Ro Pdi Na Unka Paigam Aya Chhod Gae Hme Akela Ye Kesa Mukam Aya. Meri Tnhai Puchti H Mujse Bta Mere Siwa Kon Tere Kam Aya.



Kisi ” FaQeeR ” Ki Jholi Me Jab Maine Kuch Dala To Ye Jana Ki Is Mehngayi Ke Zamane Me “DUAAYEIN” Aaj Bhi Kitni Sasti Hai



Hasana Janti Ho RuLana Janti Ho Sirf Tum Hi Kyu Muze Tadpana Janti Ho Sochta Hu AkeLe Rehta Hu Me, Per Tum To Mere Khwabon Me B Ana Janti Ho



Koi DikHa k RoYe Koi chhupa k RoYe Hame RuLaNe waLe Hame RuLake RoYe MaRNe ka Maza To TaB H YaRo JaB kaaTiL V zaNaJe PaR Aa k RoYe



TeRi Nigaho Me GunegaR Hu Mai, Kasmo ko Todne Ka KasooR_WaaR Hu Mai, Ye MeRi Ankho Ki Nami Hi Janti H Kis KadaR TeRe Liye BekRaR Hu Mai



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Etna b pyar mat karo kisise ki zindgi se dar lagne lage maut to sabko ani H ek n ek din magar etna B mat tadpo ki maut se mahobat hone lage.



KaDmo Ko RokNe Ka HuNaR NaHi AaYa MaNziLe NikaL GaYi PR GHaR NaHi AaYa KaDmo Se KYa SHikWa KaRu DosTo UN JaiSa KOi RaH Me NazaR Nhi AaYa



Mithi Bato Se Nahi Hota Pyar Har Phul Naai Banta Haar, Yu To Zindagi Me Koi Aata He Aur Jata He Lekin, Har Koi Nai Banta Aap Jaisa YAAR.!!



Itny Bhi Talukat Na Banaye Koi /p/ Aankh Bhar Aye Jab Hath Churaye Koi Qurban Kar Denge Jaan Be Apni Kuch Dair Tak Sath To Nibhaye Koi.



Dur Jaana To Ek Bahana Tha * Na Tumhe SaTana Na RuLana Tha * Mod hI KuCh aIse AaYe ZIndgI Me * BewafaI K Sadmo Se dIL Ko Mere BaChana Tha..



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Khawabo main jo lutf tha wo ab Nahi raha…, Loat Aao k Mari Neend ko zarorathai Tmhari….



Zindgi Se Humne Kbi Kuch Chaha Hi NhI, Chaha Jise B Kabi Paya Hi Nahi, Jise Paya uSe Kuch U Kho Diya, JeSe Zindgi Me Kbi koi Aya Hi Nhi



Pyaar Karke Unko Dilse Mitaana Muskil Tha…. Wo Tufaan Palako Me Rok Paana MuskilTha…. Aasan Laga Unhe Yaad Karke Mar Jaana… Qki Bhul Kar Unko Jee Pana Muskil Tha…..



> Kab TaK Khud Ko”RoK Paoge, > Bina MeRe AaP”Na Reh Paoge, > Hum BaS”Jayenge Yaado Me AapKi Is TaRah, > Ae MeRe”SaNaM ,~ Ki FiR AaP DuSRo Ko”Yaad KaRna Bhi BhuL Jaoge..~ -☻-



Phul ki tarah haste raho to hum khush hai. Dil kholkar jeete raho to hum khush hai, ye nahi kehte ki roj milo, bas kisi din yaad karliya karo to hum khush hai..



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Ek Wine Shop Par Likhi Hue True Line: “Agar Aap Kisi Ladki Se Saccha Pyar Karte Hain To Yakinan Ek Din Aapko Mujhse Pyar Ho Jayega..



Kaun meri chahat ka fasana Samjhega Iss daur mein… .. .. Yahan toh log apni Zarurat ko mohabbat kehte hain… .. ..



Khawabon Me Tere KHOYA He Koyi; Teri TASVEER Dekhte Hi ROYA He Koyi; Na Ho YAKEEN Toh Ana Meri KABR Par; Teri YADON Ko Lekar SOYA He Koyi;



Kaise Kahe K Zindgi Kya Deti He, Har Kadam Pe Ye Daga Deti He, Jinki Jaan Se Bhi Jyada Kimat Ho Dil Me, Unhi Se Door Rehne Ki Saja Deti He.



Tanhai Ke Daman Me Khusi Ki Bahar Ho, Sayad Uski Akho Me B Tumhara Intzar Ho, Jisko Pyar Karna Usko Bata Dena, Shayad Usko B Tumse Pyar Ho.



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Mere pyar ka hisaab lagaoge, to mere pyar ko be hisaab paoge, paani ke bulbule sa hai mera pyar, zara si thes lagi to dhundte rehjaoge.



Ulfat main aksar aisa hota hai, aankhein hasti hai aur dil rota hai, mante hai hum jinhe manzil apni, humsafar unka koi aur hota hai.



Zindagi kabhi mushkil To kabhi asan hoti hai, Kabhi uff to kabhi aah hoti hai, Na bhulna kabhi apni Muskurahat ko, Qki isi se to mushkile asan hoti hai.



Barish Ka Ye Mousam Koch Yaad Dilata Hai. Kisi Kay Saath Honay Ka Ehsaas Dilata Hai. Fiza Bhi Sard Hai Yaadain Bhi Taaza Hai. Ye Mousam Kisi Ka Pyaar Dil May Jagata Hai.



Meri WAFA Ko Mere Halaat K Tarazu Me Na Tol, *AE-DOSTO* . Maine Wo Zakhm Bhi Khaye Hai, Jo Kabhi Meri Kismat Me Nahi Likhe The..!!



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wo mujse khafa hua hai, to meri he koi khata hogi. kyunki mujse bura jahan me ab tk, mujko koi mila he nahi..



chahte hai tumhe chahat se jada par ijhar krna hame nahi aata fir sochta hu ki bhul jau tumhe par es dil-a-nadan ko manana hame nahi aata



Khamosh mohabbat ka ehsaas hai woh Meri khuwaish mere jazbaat hai woh Aksar ye khayal kyun aata hai dil mein Meri pehli mohabbat aur aakhri talash hai woh



Marke jeene ki tamanna kise nhi hoti, roke hasne ki tamanna kise nhi hoti, kahne ko kah dete hai log jee lenge apno ke bina, lekin apno ki jarurat kise nhi hoti..



Soch kar uske baare me muskrate hai hum, khud ko hi kahani uski sunate hai hum, jab bhi yad karte hai usko, sari dunia ko us waqt bhul jate hai hum.



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Prinda Ur Gaya Aakhir Ye Keh Kar Khushk Jheelon Se, Mujhay Majboor Hijrat Par Mere Halaat Karte Hain.!



Taqdeerain Badal Jati Hain Jab Zindagi Ka Ho Koi Maqsad…. Warna Zindagi Kat Hi Jati Hai Taqdeer Ko ilzam Daite Daite………



mujhse be-wafaai ki wazahat kyapuuchte’y ho tum, wo mujhse pyaar siikh kar gaii he kisi aur ke liye..!!



kuch na kisi se bolenge, bus tanhaye me chup chup kar rolenge, ab neend to ankho me ati nahi, jab maut ayegi to jee bhar ke solenge.



kafan para tan pe to yeh maloom hua ham ko ke log parda nasheeno ko itna chahte kyu hain………



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Pata h “mis u” kitna dard bhara word h? M- Mushkil hota h, I- Intzar karna, S- Sari zindagi, S- Saanse lena, U- Unke bina, jise hum chahte h.. I Miss U



Dil ki kitaab me gulab Unka Tha. Raat Ki Nindo me khwab Unka Tha. Kitna Pyar karte ho jb humne pucha, Mar jayenge Tumhare Bina Ye Jawab unka tha



Ab Bhi Na Ho Qabool To Qismat KiBaat Hai ‘Ameen’Keh Rahe Hain Woh, Meri Dua Ke Saath….!!!



Din Raat Meri Soch Pe Mussalat Hai Tera Akss… Tera Halka Sa Tasawar Mere Chehray Ko Khilaa Deta Hai



BETAB TAMANNAO KI KASAK REHNE DO.. MANZIL KO PANE KI LALAK REHNE DO.. AAP BHALE HI RAHO DUR NAJRO SE.. PAR BAND PALKO ME APNI JHALAK RAHNE DO..



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Pyar Ki Wo Misaal Banayege Hum, Aankhein Band Karoge To Nazar Aayenge Hum. Bhar Denge Itna Pyar Dil Mein Ki, Khud Se Pehle Yaad Aayenge Hum



Tuta Taara Dekh Kar Dil Ne Kaha, Maang Le Tu Fariyad Koi.. -* -* Maine Kaha- Jo Khud Tut Raha Hai, Kaise Puri Karega Wo Muraad Koi.



Wafa Ke Badle Bewafai Na Diya Kro Dil Thukra Kar Inkar Na Kiya Kro Pyar Me Hum Sab Kuch Kho Baithe Jaan Chali Jayegi Imtehan Na Liya Kro.



LaFZo Ne CHHoD DiYa H BaYaN KaRNa HaaL_aE_DiL Ka FaSaNa iTNe DHoKe KHaYe H PYaR Me aE_DOSTO DiLNe BHi CHHoD DiYa H DiLMe KiSiKo BaSaNa..!



Na Jaagte Hue Khwaab Dekha Karo, Na Chaaho Use Jise Paa Na Sako, Pyar Kahaa Kisi Ka Pura Hota Hai, Pyar Ka Pehla Akshar Adhoora Hota Hai.



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Unse Baat Karne Ka Mann Hota Hai, Wo Baat Na Kare To Gam Hota Hai, Kaise Samzaye Is Nadaan DiL ko, Jitni Baate Kare Utna Kam Hota Hai..



USNE Milne Ki Bhi Ajeeb Shart Rakhi Hai.. >Yaaro… Ke Chal Ke Aao Sukhe Patto Par, Magar, Aahat Na Ho..!!



Na QaDaRDaN MiLa Koi ZaMaNe Me Ye RisHTa TuT GaYa SuNNe OR SuNaNe Me SocHTa Hu 1Roz ShaMa Se PucHuNGa Maza Kis Me H JaLNe Me Ya JaLaNe Me



Wo Rootha Rootha Sa Lagta Hai, >Koi Tarkeeb Batao Manane Ki, >Main Zindagi Girwi Rakh Sakta Hoon >Tum Keemat Batao Muskurane Ki.



>Khuda Hum Ko Aisi Judai Na De >Tumhari Yaadon Se Rihai Na De >Mujhe Aisi “Zindagi”Nahi Chahiye >Jaha Se Mere_Jaan_ Tujhe Dikhai Na De



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JuDai Har PaL MeHsooS Na HoTi Agr Woh iTne Door Na Hote WaQt BaNa DeTa Hai SaBko Bewafa WarNa MoHBBaT Itni MaShooR Na HoTi



Kya GAM He Kya KHUSi MaLum Nhi Wo Apna Hai Ki AJNABi MaLum Nhi, Jiske Bina Ek PaL Nhi GUZARTA KaiSe Guzregi ZiNDAGi MaLum nhi.!!



Mausam Ko Dekho Kitna Haseen He Thandi Hawaye Or Bheegi Zameen He Yaad Aa Rahi He Unki Kuch Baate Wo Bhi Yaad Kar Rahe Honge Itna Yakeen He



aapki yaad hi meri jaan hai shayad iss haqeeqt se aap anjaan hai mujhe khud nahi pata ki mai kaun hu aapke pyar hi meri pehchan hai



Naam DilSe Mera Kaise Mitaya Hoga Mushkil Se Mujhe Usne Bhulaya Hoga Aag Lagaee Hogi Jab Meri Tasveer Ko Sath Me Dil Apna Bhi Jalaya Hoga



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Uski Chahat Se Ikrar Na Karte.. Uski Kasmo Ka Aitbar Na Krte Agar Pata Hota Hum Sirf Mazak H Unke Liye Ksam Se Jaan De Dete Par Pyr N Krte



KiTna JaaNTa HoGa Wo shaksh MeRe BaaRe Me..! \ ~> AyE DostO / MeRe MuskuRaNe PaR JisNe Puch LiYa Ke Tum UDaaS Kyun Ho..!



SaNaM TeRi NafRaT Me Wo DaM Nhi Jo MeRi ChaHaT Ko MiTa De Ye MoHBBaT H Koi KheL NaHi Jo AaJ HaNs ke KheLa AuR kaL Ro KaR BhuLa De



Badi Masroof Zindagi Hai Phir Bhi Na Jane Kyu.. >Sanam, Tujhe Har Sans Ke Sath Yaad Karne Ki Aadat Nahi Jati.!!



Hr Dard Me Humdard Hume Hi Paoge Tanhayi me Sath Hme Hi Paoge Dur Aapse He To Kya Hua? In Duriyo Me Bhi Sbse Karib Hume Hi Paoge. ..



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Ye kafan ye Qabar ye janaze to rasm-e- shariyat hai, mar to insan tab hi jata hai jab yaad karne wala koi na ho….



Zarurat Hai AApki Hame Umar Bhar Ke Liye Dur Na Jaana Pal Bhar Ke Liye Dil Me Rehna Ek Ehsaas Banke Sada Hamare Paas Rehna Khaas dost Banke.



Ab wo” “Nibhayengi “Rasam_e_wfaa” “Kisi” “Aur” Ke” “saaTh”.. – - *Mere_DosTo* – - Jo “Kbhi” Mujhe” “Apni” Jaan” “Kaha” Karti” “Thi.



Tu Mera Haath Pakad To Sahi Uss Paar Jaane Ke Liye.. >ae SANAM Aur Meri Ek Tamanna Rahegi Ki Kabhi Kinara Hi Na Aaye.!!



Ho K Bhi Apke Pass Raha Krte H Teri Yado K Sahare Jiya Krte H Tujh Se Koi Shikayat Na Gila Krte H Tu Salamat Rahe Bas Yahi Dua Krte H



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Waqt Ke Mod Pe Aisa Waqt Aya H, Zakhm Dil ka Zuban Pr Aya H, Na Rote The Hum Kanton Ki Chubhan Se, Aj Na Jane Q Phulo Ki Khusbu Se Rona Aya H.



Sab k hote hue bhi tanhai milti hai,, Yaado m bhi gam ki parchai milti hai,, Jitni bhi Dua karte hai kisi ko pane ki,, Utni hi jyada unse Bewafai milti hai.



~Only_U.R.~ Zuki hue palko se unka didar kiya,Sab kuch bhula k unka intzar kiya,Wo jan hi na paye zazbat mere, Jine duniya me mene sabse jyada pyar kiya. By – m.FreshSMS.in



Na Pooch Ke Shikaayat Kitni Hai Tumse ? >Sitamgar, Tu Bata Ke Tera Koi Aur Sitam Baaki To Nahi Hai..!!



Ek Lafz Unko Sunane Ke Liye Kitne Alfaz Likhe Humne Zamane K Liye Unka Milna Hi Mukadar Me Na Tha Warna Kya Kuch Nhi Kiya Unko Pane Ke Liye



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Agar Kush Hai Woh Dekh Kar Ansu Meri Ankhon Me, To Khuda Ki Kasam Hum Muskurana Hi Chod Denge. Tadapte Rahenge Use Dekhne Ko Magar Uski Taraf Palke Uthana Hi Chod Denge. Wo Manjil Hi Kya Meri Jo Dukh De Us Ko, Khuda Ki Kasam Us Manjil Pe Hum Jana Hi Chod Denge!



Koi pakar to koi khokar juda hota hai. Koi hanskar to koi rokar juda hota hai. Magar juda hone ka dard tab hota hai. Jab koi kisi ka hokar juda hota hai…!!



har jazbaat ko zubaan nahi milti, har arzu ko dua nahi milti, haste raho to duniya rehti hai saath, aashuo ko to aakho mai bhi panah nahi milti.



It’s For U My <3 I Loved U More Than My Life... I M Sorry I Can’t Stop Loving U Till My Death... I <3 U



Rone Se HaaL-E-Gam Kam Nhi Hota Iss Jahan Me Kiske DiL Me Gam Nhi Hota Meri Mohabbat Ko Wo Bhi Samjh Jati Agar Unka Dil Itna Be-Rahem Nhi Hota.



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Dil Ka Chain Chura Le Gaya Koi,Aankhon Se Neend Uda Le Gaya Koi..Intezar Ki Aadat Nahin Thi Hume,Par Intezar Karna Seekha Gaya Koi.



Very short but much truthful lines byCharlie Chaplin,”Mirror is my best friend,because when I cry it never laughs..



Bewafa ki thokar lagi Par unpe aaj bnaaz hai Najaron se dur pr Dhadkank pass hai Unke bina jee to rahe haiPar bitaye hue Lamhe kuch Khass hai



love is not something that happens on firrt slight, it happens when you start knowing each other, and it turn ending up needing each other.



Heart nver frget d spcial people 4 whom it cares” Though daily strugle of life puts us a bit apart, bt U r alwys remembrd by dIs swt Li’l Heart.



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Apki Aankho Se Ojhal Ho Jayenge Hum Door Kho Jayenge Hum Royenge Aap Lipatkar Hamari Yaado Se Jab Rakh Bankar Hawa Me Kho Jayenge Hum >James



Muqaddar me Likhi koi Bat ho Tum Taqdeer ki 1Khoobsurat Sougat ho Tum Karke Dosti Tumse Mehsoos ye hua Jaise Sadiyonse uhi Mere Saath ho Tum



Hasrat he sirf apko hsane ki, aur koi khwahish nhi is begane ki,shikwa mujhe aapse nhi khuda se he, kya zarorat thi apko itna pyara banane ki…



Hum Na Ajnabi HeNa Paraye HeAap Aur HumEk Rishte Ke Saaye HeJab Bhi Jee ChaheMehsus Kar LijiyegaHum To AapkiMuskurahat Me Samaye He



Yehi to haseen yaadoKa khoobsurat nataHE,jo bina kisi shart k nibhaya jataHErahe hum door to kya hua,yaad, zubaanSe nahi dil se kiya jataHE.



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Kaanch Ke Tukde Bankar Bikhar Gayi Hai Meri Zindagi.. – aeDOSTO – Koi Sametne Nahi Aata Haatho Ke Zakhmi Hone Ke Darr Se >> James <<



Na Hum Kuch Haskar Sikhe He. Na Hum Kuch Rokar Sikhe He. * Ab Tak Jo Bhi Sikhe He. * Wo Kisi Ke Hokar Ya To Kisi Ko Khokar Sikhe He.



Cute_guddi – Mai Kahi Bhi Rahu Har Kadam Har Ghadi Mere DiL Mai Basi Teri Yaad Hai Meri Aankho Ki Duniya Hai Suni Padi DiL Ki Duniya Magar Tujse Aabad Hai..



Kabi Dil Ki Kamjori Bankar Reh Jati He Kabhi Waqt Ki Majburi Bankar Reh Jati He Ye Mohabt Wo Shrab He Jitna Piyo Pyaas Adhuri hi Reh Jati He.



Yad DiLa K Wo Apni Hume BhuL Jane Lge Wada Kiya Tha Wo Wada Tod K Jane Lge Kya Gila H Hmse Ye Bta Do Ajnabi Ho Gye Ya Hm Hi Gairo Me Aane Lge



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DiL K Kareeb Aa K Wo Dur Ho Gye Sare Haseen Khwab Chur-2 Ho Gye Hmne Wafa Nibhayi To Badnami Mili Or Jo Log Bewafa The Wo Mashoor Ho gaye



Us se kahna hum mazay main he, bas yaaden bahut sataati he, Aapki doori ka gham nhi mujhko, bas zaraa ye aankhen bheeg jaati he. > JAMES <<br/>

Cute_guddi – Kyu Maangti Ho Tum Sar Jhuka Kar Uss Rab Se . . . . . Agar Sunta Hai Wo To Fir Hame Milata Kyu Nahi ??



Teri Bnayi Huyi Kahani To Puri Kar De, >Aye khuda Q..ki Jis Saqks Ko Tune Mujhse Juda Kiya He.. Sayd Tu Bhul Gya Ki Use Milaya B Tune Hi Tha.



Cute Thought: Muskura Kar Jo Dekho To Sara Jahan Hasin Dikh Jata He Warna Bhigi Ankho Se To Aaine Me Apna Chehra B Dhundla Nazar Aata He.



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Use MuJhe Dekhne kI Ada BhI kItnI aJeeb ThI => dost => PaLke ZuKaKar KhadI ThI Aur MuJhe Lag Raha Tha Dekh RahI HaI..



ShiKayaT Zindagi Se Qn HoTi Hai Jo MiL Na SaKe MOHBT Usi Se Qn HoTi Hai KiTne KaanTe HoTe Hai GULAB Mein Fir Bhi CHAHAT Usi Se Qn HoTi Hai.!



Kabhi BhuLaNa Chaha To KaBhi MaNaNa Chaha MaiNe Bus Use ApNa BaNaNa Chaha JaNe kya Baat Thi Mere AaNsuoN me Jo usNe MuJhe sirf RuLaNa Chaha



Us Gulab Se Pucho Dard Kya HotaHe JoHar Waqt Khamosh Hi RehtaHe AuroKo Deta He Paigam-e Mohabbat Aur Khud KaatoKi Chuvan Ko SehatHe



Jane Kyon Aadhuri Si Reh Gayi Zindagi __ Lagta Hai Jaise Khud Ko Kisi Ke Paas Bhool Aaye __.,



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Mujhe iSs HaaL Tak Pahucha Diya Teri “MOHABBAT” Ne.! -=aE_SANAM=- SiTAM Kaisa Bhi Ho Tujhse Koi “SHiKWA” Nahi Hota..!!



So Jayege Ye Duniya Wale Magar Nind Nahi Aayegi In Aankhon Me… Q_Ki Pyar Wo Dard Hai Jo Muat Se Pehle Sone Nahi Deta



Khilti Baharo Se Paigam Aajaye, Tere Labo Pe Mera Naam Aajye Ek Iltija H Tujhse Ya Khuda Mere “DOST Se Pehle Meri Jindagi Ki Shaam Aajaye



DIL”ki Har Bat Zamane Ko Bata Dete H Apne Har Raaz S Parda Utha Dete H Chahne”Wale Hume Chahe Na Chahe Hum Jise Chahte H JAAN”Luta dete H



Kuch Aansu Hote He Jo Behte Nahi Log Pyar Bina Duniya Me Rehte Nahi Hum Jante He Unhe Bhi Aati He Hmari Yad Par Jane Q Hamse Wo Kehte Nahi



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Aapne DIL churaya hum khamos rehe Aapne NIND churayi hum khamos rehe Aapne HASI churai hum khamos rehe But It’s 2 much Yar CHAPPAL to rehne dete.



jo door hai uski kbhi aas na rakhna,, jo pass hai use hi hamesha khas rakhna,, guzar jayegi zindagi haste haste,, apne dost ki ye advice hamesha yaad rakhna



Sikha Di Bewafai B Tumhen Zalim Zamaney Ne, K Tum Jo Seekh Lety Ho, Hami Pe Aazmatey Ho.



Aaya Tha Ek Shakhs Merey Dard Baantney”, Rukhsat Hua To Apney Bhi Gham Dey Gaya Mujeh…!



Kyu Apki Khamosi Mujhe Khamosh Kar Jati He Kyu Apki Udasi Mujhe Udas Kr Jati He Kya Rishta He Apka- Mera Jo Har Pal Apki Yaad Tadpa Jati He



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Waqt se Lad Kar Jo Apna Naseeb Badal Le Insaan Wahi Jo Apni Taqdeer Badal Le Kal Kya Hoga Ye kabi Na Socho Kya Pata Kal Waqt Khud Apni Tasveer Badal de.



Aap Ke rishte ko salaam karte hai. Rishte ka har lafz aapke naam karte hai. Aap mangiye khuda se jo aapko chahiye. Hum apni har MANNAT aapke naam karte hai.



Kishi Ke Samne Had Se Jayada Khusi Ya Gum Kabhi Jahir Mat Hone Dena Qki Duniya Badi Jaalim hai Zyada khusi pe Nazar Aur Zyada Gum Pe Namak Laga Dete hai.



Koi Man Ki Aawaj Pehchanta Nhi, Kisko Kya Dard Hai Koi Jaanta Nhi, Hum Bhi Nhi Chahte Sms se Paresaan Karna, Mager Kya Kare “DIL HAI KI MAANTA NHI”…!



Tumhari pyar bhari Aankho ko darpan banayenge Tumhari har Aahat ko dil ki dhadkan banayenge Tum se is kadar pyar karte hai hum Ki ek din tumko apni dulhan Banayenge



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Mera Dil Dhadakta Hai Sirf Tere Liye Mera Dil Tadapta Hai Sirf Tere Liye Najane Kyu Darta Hai ye Aapse Apne Pyaar Ka Izhar Karne Ke Liye



Dil me hasrato ko dabakar jite hai, Hum apne gamo ko chupakar jite hai, Kya lutega zamana hmari khushi ko… Hum khud ko kisi par lutakar jite hai:-)



Dur Hokar Karib rehna Nazakat Hai Meri Yaad Bankar Aankho Se Behna Shrarat Hai Meri Karib Na Hote Huye Bi Karib Paoge Kyoki Ehasas Bankar Dil Mai Rehna Aadat Hai Meri.



Daulat k bazar me sabse garib hu, Pyar k duniya me badnasib hu, Apke paas mere liye waqt nahi. Or log samjhte hai mai apke sabse karib hu…



Kya khub kaha hai kishi ne . . . . Tujhse ab koi Vaasta to nhi hai lekin Tere hisse ka waqt aaj bi thnha nhi Gujarta hai,



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Tu Jahan Rahe Meri Dua Ki Chaaon Ho, Woh Shehar Ho Ya Gaaon Ho, Tujhe Jo Lage esi Koi Nazar Na Ho, Kisi B Dukh Ko Kabi Teri Khabar Na ho.



Teri Baaho Me Meri Zindgi Guzar Jye Ankho Me Saanso Me Tu Smaa Jaye Ho Na Tu Kai Juda Ek Pal K Liye Raho Itne Karib Ke Hosh Hi Na Aa jaye



Khuda Tera Jitna Shukriya Karu Kam He Dosto Ki Mahfil Me 1Dost Aham He Khuda Use Kabhi Ruswa Na Karna Uska Har Aansu Umar Bhar Ka Gum Hai



Dua Me Meri Koi Chehra Rhta He Yaado Par Usi Ka Pehra Rehta He Bhulau To Bhulau Kese Me Us Ko Jo Mere Andar Mujh Se Bhi Gehra Rehta he



SITARO K AAGE Bi KOI JAHAN HOGA JO NA DEKHA KABHI WO SAMA HOGA US JAHAN K SARE HASIN NAZARO KI KASAM AAP SA HASIN DOST DUSARA KAHA HOGA..



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Na khwab me Dekha, Na Najaro me Dekha, Hajaro me Ek Humne Tumhi ko Dekha, Gam Dene wale To Har Pal Hai Yaha, Har Pal khushi Dene wale me Ek Aap Hi ko Dekha.



Ye Shise Ye Sapne Ye Rishte Ye Dhage Kise Kya Khabar Kab Kaha Toot Jaye Mohobat K Dariya Me Tinke Wafa Ke Najane Ye Kis Mod Par Doob Jaye



Waqt ne hume chup rehna sikha diya, Aur halat ne sab kuch sehna sikha diya, Ab kisiki aas nahi zindagi ko, In tanhaiyo ne hume akele jina sikha diya.



Aaj Bhi Unki Nazron Mein Raaz Wahi Tha Chehra Wahi Tha Chehre Ka Libas Wahi Tha Kaise Unhe Bewafa Keh Doon Aaj Bhi Unke Dekhne Ka Andaz Wahi Tha…♥



Banke Ehsas Dhadkan Ke Paas Rehte Ho Tasveer Banke Aankhon Ke Paas Rehte Ho Aaj Puchna Hai Sawaal Tumse Door Hoke Kya Tum Bhi Udas Rehte Ho!



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Khuda Se Koi Bat Anjan Nhi Hoti InsanKi Bndagi Beiman Nhi Hoti Kabhi To Manga Hoga hamne 1Pyara Sa rishta Wrna U HiApki Humse Pehchan N hoti



Cute_GUDDI Shabnami Sitaroon Per Phool Khilne Lagte Hen . . Chand Muskurate Hen Ab Bhi Teri Aahat Per



“Usne kaha k mujhe bhool ja maine tumhe dil se nikal diya hai”. ,,, Bas ,,, “sukoon sa mil gya ye sunkar k kabhi to us k dil me the hum



Kaash padhai bhi pyar jaisi hoti… . . . . Karni nahi padti, bas ho jati..;



LIKE Or LOVE Me kya Difference? Ans: Kisi Me kuch Acchi Bat Dekho Aur Wo Pasand Aye to LIKE, OR.. Kisime Buri Bat Dekho Fir Bhi Pasand Aye Wo LOVE….



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Bhulena kabhi yesi koi yaad dedo…bhulese hi kabhi hame awaz dedo…yanha mout ka kisko gum he…palbhar k liye agar tum mera saath dedo.



teri zulfon mein zindagi nazar aayi…. Kuchh uljhi… kuchh suljhi hui… teri aankhon se kahani sun-ne ko koyi…. Kyoon na aankhen chaar kare…. kuchh kahe bina na jaane kitni baatein kar daali is dil ne tumse… kaise khud ko roke koyi….kyoon na tumse pyaar kare…. !!



Q koi chahkar mohobat nibha nhi pata Q koi chahkar rishta bna nhi pata Q leti h zindagi aisi karwat Ki koi chahkar b pyar bhula nhi pata



Kon Kaheta H Pyar Karna Paap H Pyar K Lie to Bane Hum- Aap H Pyar Jivan Ka Jaap H Sirf Pyar K Lie Unhe Mat Thukrao Jo Hamare MAA-BAAP H…



Cute_guddi – Chahat To Aaj Bhi Utni Hai Unki Par Kismat Ke Haatho Majbur Ho Gye Dekhi Jo Unme Apne Liye Berukhi Hum Unki Kushi K Liye Unse Door Ho Gye



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Raat ho gayi par neend kahan hai, So jaun par wo pyara sath kahan hai, Kuchh sunun par wo pyari si aawaz kahan hai, Roye bhi to kaise ‘koi’ paas kahan hai.



Hamein yun hi apni saanson me basa kar rakhna, apne dil k ek kone me basa k rakhna. Pyaar karo na karo hamse aap tut kar, bas apne hothon me mera naam yun hi saza kar rakhna….



Hakikat na puch mere fasane ki, Tere jate hee badal gaye nazar zamane ki, Log puchte hai main khush kyo nahi, Kaya kahu meri to aadat thi tere sang muskurane ki



Zindagi badi ajeeb hoti hai Kabhi haar to kabhi jeet hoti hai Tamanna rakho samandar ki gehrai ko chune ki Kinaro pe to bas zindagi ki shurwat hoti hai…..♥



Un Per Bhi Yakeen Hai Doston, Aur Mout Pe bhi Aitbaar Hai…. Dekhna Hai Pahle Koun Aata Hai,Hume To Dono Ka Intzaar Hai…



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Cute_guddi – Mohabbat DiL Me To Nibhate Hain Umar bhar… >Jaaneman.. Humse Badla Nahi Jaata Har Baar Mausam Ki Tarah.!!



Aaj kuch bat kar raha hai dil, shayad koi fariyad kar raha hai dil, Chupke se kah diya dhadkan ne, Vo tum ho jise yaad kar raha hai dil.



Ruthane ka hak aap rakhte hain manane ki chahat ham rakhte hain, aapke hoton pe muskurahat yoon hi bani rahe yahi dua rab se hum roz karte hai.



Door jakar bhi hum door jaa na sakenge, Kitna royenge hum bata na sakenge, Gham iska nahi ki aap mil na sakoge, Dard is baat ka hoga ki hum aapko bhula na sakenge!



Chehra wo hatho se chupate kyun hain, Sharmate hain to samne aate kyun hain, Kahte hain wo hame mar mar ke na jine ko, Fir aate hai to laut ke jate kyun hain.



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Dil me base ho jara khyal karna,agar waqt mile to yad karna,hame to aadat hai aapko yaad karne ki ,agar bura lage to maaf karna.



TeRe GaMKo ApNi RooHMe UtaaR Lu ZiNDaGi TeRi CHaHatMe SaWaaR Lu MuLaQaT Ho TuJHse KucH Is TaRaHKi TaMaaM UmaR Ek MuLaKat Me GuZaR Lu.



Sirf Ishare Me Hoti Mohabbat Agar, To Un Alfazo Ko Khubsurti Kaun Deta? Bas Pathar Bankar Reh Jata Tajmahal, Use Ishq Ki Pehchan Kaun Hota?



Kuda ki rahmat sare sansar par barse mere hise ki rahmat mere yaar par barse ae khuda muje kr dena pani agar mera yar kabhi pyas ko tarse



Mujse Bichadne Ka Gam Nahi Hai Tume.. Sanam.. To Fir Khamosh Raato Me Tum Aksar Jaagte Kyu Ho..?



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Mit Jaye Ye Duri Agar Tum Chaho Na Koi Ho Majburi Agar Tum Chaho Hume To H Chahne Wale Or Bahut Mgr Hamari Ye Tamanna He K Hume Tum Chaho



Kabhi Dard To Kabhi Dua Di He Dil Ka Chain Anko Ki Neend Uda Di He Ye Teri Yaad Hai Ya Mere Dard Ki Inteha Palko Ke Katro Pe Nami Saja Di He



Kitabo Se DaLiLe Du Ya Khud Ko Samne Rakh Du.! >DostO Wo Mujh Se Puch Baithi Hai.. MOHABBAT Kis Ko Kehte Hai !!



Aakho Ki Kasis Ek Arman Ban Gayi Majburiya Humari Ishq Me Iljam Ban Gayi Wo Aaye Kuch Pal Ke Liye Fir Unki Yaade Hi Hmari Jaan Ban Gayi.



Takdir Ka Imtihaan Hai Zara Intezaar Karna Kuch Rab Pe Kuch Khud Pe Aitbar Rakna Manzil Zarur Milegi Aapko Bas Apni Ibadat Barkarar Rakhna



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Hum To Usne Bas khwabo Me Hi Bat Karte H YaRo Haqiqat ye H kI wo Aaj Bhi Mera PYaR kABuL Nahi krte



Mera Pyar Chirag He Ise Jalaye Rakhna Mera Pyar Gulab He Ise Khilaye Rakhna Hum Rahe Na Rahe Is Jahan Me Bas Meri Yaad Dilme Basaye Rakhna



Kabhi Mere Dard Ka Ehsas Kr Lena Mat Nibhao Pyar Mgar Wishvas Kr Lena Mat dena Bhavar Me Sath Mera Magar Kinare Pe To Mera Intzaar Kr Lena



TuM JaNtey Ho Mere Dil Ki BaaT ?? Chalo Choro..!!! JanTey HoTey To Aaj Mere Hotey Na !!!!



Kyo Dhundte Ho Tum Ishq Ko ?? \ ~>Aye DostO / Ye Khud Hi Dhund Leta Hai Use Jise Barbaad Karna Ho.!!



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Unse door jaane ka irada naa tha Sada saath rehne ka wada bhi naa tha Vo yaad nahi karega jante the hum Par itni jaldi bhool jayega andaaza naa tha…!!



Khwab Ankho Se Churana Meri Adat Nhi Apno Ko Bhulana Meri Adat Nhi Palke Bhigo Lete He KisiKi Yaad Me Mgr Kisi Apne Ko Rulana Meri Adat Nhi.



Jiske Bina Hume Saans Nahi Aati Kyu Hawa Usko Apne Saath Nahi Lati Kehti He Udaas Dil Ki Dharkan Hume Use Shayed Ab Meri Yaad Nahi Aati..



Agar Kisi K Pyar Ka Andaza Lgana HoTo Uski Narazgi 1Baar DekhLo Qk Jitni Shiddat Se Wo Narazgi Dikhata H Utni Hi Shidat Uske Pyar Me Hoti H



Dosti na koi ittefaq hai, Yeh to Dilon ki mulaqat hai, Dosti nahi dekhti ye din hai ki raat hai, Isme to sirf wafadari or jazbaat hai



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Un Ke Bina Ek Pal Bhi Bitana Mushkil Hua Chaha Bahot Par Unhe Batana Mushkil Hua Ho Gaye Wo Is Kadar Apne Ke Un Ki Galti Par Bhi Ruth Jana Mushkil Hua..!



Tamanna tere wajood ki hoti To Duniya se cheen leta…. Ishq tere Rooh se hai, Isliye khuda se maangta hoon.



Mein To Faana Ho Gaya Hon Uski Aankhain Dekh KaR ‘ Na Jane Woh Larki Aaina Kaise Dekhti Hogi…..!!!



Zindagi ki rahon me aage jaoge To peeche ek saya tum har dam paoge Mud kar dekhoge to tanhai hogi Mehsus karoge to hame paoge..



ैंDil me tamannaon ko dabana seekh liya, Gam ko ankhon me chhipana seekh liya, Mere chahre se kahin koi baat zaahir na ho, Daba ke hothon ko hamne muskrana seekh liya.



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Yaadon ki barsaat liye Duaaon ki soghatliye Dil ki gehrayee se Chand ki roshnai se Pholon k kaghaz per Aap k liye sirf 3 lafz “I LOVE YOU”



Mayus Hona Ek Gunah Hota He Milta Wahi He Jo Kismat Me Hota He Har Chiz Mile Hame Ye Jruri To Nhi Kuch Chizo Ke Intzar Me Hi Maza Hota He



Mere Dil Ki Duniya Basao To Jane Sisakte Labo Ko Hansao To Jane Wafao”Ki Baten Bahut Kar Li Tumne Mujhe Apni Dulhan Banao To Jane



Rat ko Rat ka tohfa nhi dete, Dil ko Jazbat ka tohta nahi dete, Dene ko to hm ap ko chand v de de, bt chand ko chand ka tohfa nahi Dete..



Pyaar sachcha ho to waqt ruk jata he he, Aasman ucha ho to v jhuk jata he, Pyaar me duniya laakh bane rukavat, Agar Humsafar sacha ho to, Khuda v jhukh jata he.



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Mana Hum Halat Se Majbur Rehte He Fir B Tere Khayalon Me Chur Rehte He Ankhon Me Rehti Hai Tasvir tumhari Kya Hua Hum Tumse Dur Rehte He



Kaise hai ye duniya ham samjh nahi paaye. Bhikhre hue sapne ham jod nahi paaye, Sayad honge ham hi itne Bure, Jo kisi ke dil mai ham utar nahi paaye.



Girl: I’m jealous. WHEN others girls r looking at u Boy: Don’t be jealous, baby Girl: Why? Boy: ‘Cause you have something that they don’t. Girl: What? Boy: My heart:)



kitni ajeeb judai the k tjhe alvida bna keh sake,, tere sadgi main itna fareeb tha k tjhe bewafa b na keh sake.



Mere haathon se gir gayi lakeeren kahin, Bhool aaye hum apni takdeeren kahin, Agar mile tumko kahin to utha lena, Mere hisse ki har khushi apne haathon pe saja lena.



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Har Waqt Mera Weham Meri Jaan Leta Hai…..♥♥♥ Ek Baar Phr Se Keh Do Na k “TUM” Sirf”MERE” Ho.Har Waqt Mera Weham Meri Jaan Leta Hai…..♥♥♥ Ek Baar Phr Se Keh Do Na k



Khuda se thoda raham khareed lete, Aap ke zakhmo ka marham khareed lete. Agar kahi bikti khushiya meri, To saari bech kar aap ka har ghum khareed lete. ♥ ♥ ♥



Kisi Ko Chaho To Is Aandaz Se Chaho, A…Dost Ki Unko Jab Bhi Pyaar Mile To Tum Yaad Aa Jao!!



Bewafa ki thokar lagi Par unpe aaj b naaz hai Najaron se dur pr Dhadkan k pass hai Unke bina jee to rahe hai Par bitaye hue Lamhe kuch Khass hai



Mausam ki nazaakat h Hasrton ne pukaara h Kaise kahe ki kitna miss karte he hum aap ko Yeh sms usi yaad ka 1 ishara he



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Wo apna Bhi nhi, Wo prya Bhi nhi Ye kaisi dhoop hai Jis ka saya Bhi nhi Kisi ko chaha zindagi ki tarah Usse door Bhi rahe Aur bhulaya bhi nhi..!



Muddat se koi shakhs rulane nahi aaya Jalti hui ankhon ko bujhane nahi aaya, Kehta tha k hum sath jiyen sath marenge Ab rooth gaye hain to manane nahi aaya..



Kabhi Tum Bhi Nazar Aao Subha Se Sham Tak Humko Bahut Se Log Miltay Hain Nighao’on Se Guzartay Hain Koi Andaaz Tum Jaisa Koi Hum Naam Tum Jaisa Magar Tum Hi Nahi Miltay Bahut Be-Chain Phirtay Hain Bardhay Betaab Rehtay Hain Dua Ko Haath Uth’tay Hain Dua Main Ye Hi Kehtay Hain Lagi Hai Bheed Logo’on Ki Magar Is Bheed Main JANAM Kabhi Tum Bhi Nazar Aao Kabhi Tum Bhi Nazar Aao…



Tu hi bata kahan se dhoond kar laon ab apne ap ko. Tujhe pane k liye min ne khud ko kho deya…



Mere alfazon ko juth mat samajna, yaad aati hai bahut jaldi milne ki dua karna, ji raha tha tumhare naam par mar jau toh bewafa mat samajna.



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Kuch Is Tarha Se Main Apni Zindagi Tamaam Kar Dun.. Waqt-e-seher Tum ko Dekhon Aur Shaam Kar Dun.. Khwaab Mai Bhii Tere Siwa KoiDikhayee Na De.. Umar Bhar K liye Ankhon Ko Tera Ghulaam Kar Dun..



Usi ne aaj bataya mujhe ke kaun hoon main, woh jis ko aaj se pehle main janta bhi nai tha…!!!



Jab Bhi Mere Honthon Par Tera Naam Aata Hai… Mere Tadpate Dil Ko Sanam Aaram AataHai……*



Ankhon Mein Raha Dil Mein Utar Kar Nahi Dekha, Ki Kashti Ke Musafir Ne Abhi Samandar Nahi Dekha, Patthar Mujhe Kahta Mera Chahne Wala, Main Mom Hoon Usne Mujhe Chhoo Kar Nahi Dekha.



1 Khamosi bekrari ban jati he, 1 Khamosi Ikrar ban jati he, Pyar kro to kabhi Khamos mat rehna, Kyuki kabi kabi sirf 1 Khamosi Zindgi bhar ka Intzar ban jati he.



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Bohat Ajeeb Hain Ye Bandishein Mohabat Ki. Na Us Ne Qaid Mein Rakha Na Hum Faraar Hue.



Main lafzo se kuch bhi izhaar nahi karta… Iska matlab ye nahi ki main tujhe pyaar nahi karta… Chahta hun main tujhe aaj bhi per….., Teri soch mein apna waqt bekaar nahi karta… Tamasha na ban jaye kahin muhabbat meri… ISLIYE, Apne dard ko aksar izhaar nahi karta… Jo kuch mila hai usi mein khush hun mein… Tere liye khuda say TAQRAAR nahi karta… Per kuch to baat hai teri fitrat mein… ZAALIM WARNA, Tujhe chahne ki khata BAR-BAR na karta………!!!



Tanha zindgi se aawaz aati hai, Bina roye aankhe bhar aati hai, Hua karte the sath unke, Aaj dekhne ko bhi aankhe taras jati hai.



Titliyoun ko pukarna uski aadat thi Har ek sai milna uski aadat thi Wo jisko tanhai se dar lagta tha Magar tanhai mai rehna uski aadat thi Wo ek ansoo girne per khafa hota Jise tanhai me rone ki aadat thi Hamesha mafi mangne ki garz se Roz nayi galtiyan karna uski aadat thi Wo jo dil-o-jaan nichawar karta tha mujh per Magar choti se baat per ruthna uski aadat thi Hum uske sath chal diye ye jantey huey bi Rah mai har ek ko chor dena uski adat thi.



Tum Ne Hum Ko Chor To Diya Magar Ek Baat To Btatay Jao,,,, Hum Ne Tum Se Wafa Nahi Ki Ya Tumhain Talaash Kisi Bewafa Ki Thi?……..



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Ek Gujarish Hai Tujhse Zara Tham Ke Barasna, Aa Jaaye Jab Mera Mehboob To Phir Jamm Ke Barasna, Yun Pehle na BarasnaKi Wo Aa naSakey, Aa Jaaye Mere Pass To Itna Barasna Ki Wo Ja Na Sakey..



kitna haseen hai ham dono ka rista….!!!!! tmhar mujhse aur mera tm se mohbbat karna…!!!!



Ijaazat Ho To Aaj Raat Khuawab Me Tere Chehre Ko Jee Bhar Ke Dekh Loon.. >Jaanu, Muddat Ho Gai In Aankhon Ne Koi CHAND Nahi Dekha.!!Ijaazat Ho To Aaj Raat Khuawab Me Tere Chehre Ko Jee Bhar Ke Dekh Loon..



Samett Lo In Naazuk Lamho Ko.na Jane Ye Lamhe Kal Ho Na Ho.agar Ho Bhi Ye Lamhe To Kya Maalum.shamil Aapke Lamho Me Hum Ho Na Ho.



Ye meri wfa hai ya fareb uska Jo rista humne aise nibhaya hai Apne jnm ke bdle kbr par jo gulab Janma todkr usne balo me lgaya hai



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